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(straitstimes.com)   Wang-shaped lollipop hard for parents to get a grip on   (straitstimes.asia1.com.sg) divider line 184
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Eeek [TotalFark]
2002-08-03 10:09:17 PM
new?
 
Scrotar
2002-08-03 10:09:18 PM
This is a bad thing?
 
stebain
2002-08-03 10:10:12 PM
6 hours?
 
SpaceBiscuit
2002-08-03 10:11:05 PM
um.... nevermind!!!
 
clevershark
2002-08-03 10:11:26 PM
The real question is, is it a hard candy or a soft candy? 8-)
 
bashturn
2002-08-03 10:12:06 PM
Please mom....IT SPEWS !!!!
 
LGeezer
2002-08-03 10:12:14 PM
"Prostitutes give wang-shaped lollies to 13 year old to help her practice. Hilarity Ensues"
 
mr_crash_davis
2002-08-03 10:12:54 PM
 
iceagecoming
2002-08-03 10:13:52 PM
Appearing soon in porn videos everywhere.
 
Kukuman
2002-08-03 10:13:52 PM
Ah, Singapore...
 
DudeskeePersonage
2002-08-03 10:14:12 PM
...no.....it's....NEW!...It...CAN'T BE!
 
ASPman
2002-08-03 10:14:47 PM
In Soviet Russia Wang Candy Grips You!

what was that? ok, il stop.
 
megapaw
2002-08-03 10:14:51 PM
I just love this quote.

'It's very dildo-like. "

hehhehehee
 
Lunatic Tassle
2002-08-03 10:15:07 PM
Finally. I was just about to say that being on total fark is like drinking alone. So much fun, so little company.
 
Scrotar
2002-08-03 10:15:40 PM
At least you're not french kissing Jar-Jar.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
 
ZzeusS
2002-08-03 10:15:48 PM
If I had kids under 18 I sure the hell wouldn't let them eat them. They're pretty vile looking things.. when she squeezes the base and that purple froth blubs out the top?? Way outta line folks.
 
wldncrzy14
2002-08-03 10:15:49 PM
Awww dammit, I was gonna link to that strip..
 
megapaw
2002-08-03 10:16:43 PM
Im gonna use this all the time now!


" excuse me sir how is the weather today?"

" well it very dildo-like."
 
xlucasx
2002-08-03 10:16:59 PM
all your trap are belong to soviet russia
 
Sinatra
2002-08-03 10:17:27 PM
Mmmmmmm, suck it baby, yeah. Cough.
 
SLAYERSWINE
2002-08-03 10:17:35 PM
 
grivas
2002-08-03 10:17:45 PM


I guess that looks phallic, but why not go the whole 9 yards?



I sure am getting a lot of mileage out of these things.
 
BringBackALFNow
2002-08-03 10:18:20 PM
"I dink it's fo' adurts but nawt fo' rittle kids."

-The Chinese Lade
 
cabes
2002-08-03 10:18:20 PM
VLF marketing's next promotion...
 
Wutevahdude
2002-08-03 10:18:25 PM
I was gonna say what's the big deal.....that is until I saw the pic. It *is* very dildo-like. I doubt I'd want to see kiddies gripping and sucking on one of these things- fortified with vitamin C?! may as well just say protein...

this country is going to hell!!
 
Tairngire
2002-08-03 10:18:28 PM
It only has sexual connotations if you think it does. You sick fvck.
 
Demosthenes42_0
2002-08-03 10:19:58 PM
gotta learn sometime

threadjack

all your cliches are belong to FARK

/threadjack
 
megapaw
2002-08-03 10:20:27 PM
"can you describe the suspect?"

"Yes offasa, he was very dildo-like."
 
Eeek [TotalFark]
2002-08-03 10:20:59 PM
They are right. These things need to be banned. And, while you're at it, ban thumbs, too. They are too finger like.
 
Doobes
2002-08-03 10:21:10 PM
I doubt anybody could describe these things AND keep a serious face.
 
Tanqueray
2002-08-03 10:21:41 PM
The video of that story is 10 times funnier than I thought it'd be.
 
farkwicket
2002-08-03 10:21:45 PM
Tairngire: It only has sexual connotations if you think it does. You sick fvck.

The same could be said for those long, thin, cylindrical, battery-powered "muscle massagers" one used to see at places like Spencer's Gifts.

Veddy veddy dirdo-rike.
 
Smallwoody
2002-08-03 10:21:55 PM
Squeeze and Lick as the recurrent theme... that's hilarious.
 
WizardX
2002-08-03 10:22:06 PM
8 Hours and this is all we get? Surely SOMETHING submitted in the meantime was worthwhile.

Or is Drew just trying to coerce us into subscribing to TotalFark?
 
LGeezer
2002-08-03 10:23:20 PM
In Soviet Russia



This is what you look like after too many dildo-like lollies
 
megapaw
2002-08-03 10:23:54 PM
"Hey, have you ever been to that website called fark?"

"Yeah, it was very dildo-like."
 
NakedApe
2002-08-03 10:24:20 PM
Good job Grivas.
 
lteague
2002-08-03 10:24:33 PM
 
farkwicket
2002-08-03 10:24:50 PM
WTF?!?!!? Was there something particularly offensive about that PA strip I linked to?
 
Eeek [TotalFark]
2002-08-03 10:25:33 PM
One time, I was at a bar. A lady order a Corona with a lime, and she pushed the lime in the beer. She then, licked the lime juice off of the bottle. I found it very 'penis like.' Please ban them, too.
 
muck1969 [TotalFark]
2002-08-03 10:25:41 PM
This thread is very dildo-like.
 
CheezieDanish
2002-08-03 10:25:56 PM
Zzeuss You're kidding right?
 
cabes
2002-08-03 10:26:13 PM


All day at work and still no boobies link? Damn.
 
DOSman
2002-08-03 10:26:34 PM
Today is the 1st anniversary of my account being created. Yay, me! Ahh, the memories of time wasted. *sighs whistfully*
 
WizardX
2002-08-03 10:26:53 PM
In other news, Singapore to ban bananas.
 
Atharaenea
2002-08-03 10:29:33 PM
Whoever invented those is a dorkfungus!
 
Dufus [TotalFark]
2002-08-03 10:29:44 PM


We waited 6 hours for this?
Some people get upset so easily...
 
LGeezer
2002-08-03 10:30:47 PM
Megapaw:
"have you seen that small troll like creature?"
"Yes, it was very Bilbo-like"
 
ZzeusS
2002-08-03 10:31:14 PM

08-03-02 10:25:56 PM CheezieDanish
Zzeuss You're kidding right?


Hell no! Watch the video and tell me you'd let your kids suck on those things.
 
Lunatic Tassle
2002-08-03 10:31:27 PM
That's it, no cucumbers for any of you!!
 
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