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(CNNSI)   Truth & Rumors: ESPN to axe Michael Irvin and Gisele Bundchen taking pole-dancing classes   ( divider line
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1850 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Feb 2007 at 5:25 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-02-16 05:27:44 PM  
I half-care about this.
2007-02-16 05:31:30 PM  
Gisele can dance on my pole...

/had to be said
2007-02-16 05:34:15 PM
2007-02-16 05:37:39 PM  
It's about time for Irvin to go. It always baffled me how ESPN, who is usually PR savvy, would have a crackhead as an analyst for one of it's flagship broadcasts.
MBK [recently expired TotalFark]
2007-02-16 05:38:29 PM  
Slightly offtopic...

but what the fark happend to Around the Horn and PTI?

ATH was tolerable, but PTI was great. I was shocked that NASCAR Now has taken the 4-5 (central) time slot. WTF? I miss PTI :(
2007-02-16 05:38:55 PM  
From TFA:

One industry source believes the decision has already been made, and that some at the network view the outspoken Irvin as a ticking time bomb, ready to explode into a public-relations nightmare.

to explode?
2007-02-16 05:39:01 PM  
FTA:Justin Smith's franchise tag and probable long-term return to the Bengals indicates that the defense will stay in a four-lineman scheme with three linebackers, instead of a switch to a three-lineman, four-linebacker set.

What kind of retarded statement is this? If I had to pick the biggest weakness of the Bengals defense, its the linebacker position (Odell Thurman suspended due to drugs, and Pollack, unfortunately, out for career due to injury didn't help the young core grow). Why in the hell would you consider switching to the 34 when you don't have a good LB core?

And the comment that the Browns would go after Schotty? Schotty to return to the Browns? I'll believe it when I see it. If Crennel is ousted next year, the Browns will heavily go after Cowher or OSU's Jim Tressel.
2007-02-16 05:39:34 PM  
MBK: Slightly offtopic...

but what the fark happend to Around the Horn and PTI?

ATH was tolerable, but PTI was great. I was shocked that NASCAR Now has taken the 4-5 (central) time slot. WTF? I miss PTI :(

It's a Daytona week special. Both will be back next week.
2007-02-16 05:42:08 PM  
like i care about Brady's whore of the week.
2007-02-16 05:46:27 PM  

i feel your pain dude. im waiting for monday to roll around as well.
2007-02-16 06:11:02 PM  
Good. He sucks and laughs to much at his own jokes.
2007-02-16 07:29:44 PM  
Axe him what?
2007-02-16 08:00:57 PM  
Gisele bundchen and bridget monyhan (sp*) are dead to me for dating tom brady.
2007-02-17 12:11:58 AM  
make the world a better place, punch michael irvin in the face
2007-02-17 01:04:21 AM  
At first I was like who the hell was drunk or high enough to employ Michael Irvin at ESPN, but after watching him and at first cringing at his mannerisms I found his Irvinisms to be quite jovial, entertaining, and comforting. I like his unpredictable drivel, ex drug addict tics, and that glazed look in his eye that really puts the other stiffs around him at ease.

After much reflection I hope ESPN keeps him. Life is to bland as it is. Let him blow up!
2007-02-17 10:18:32 AM  
Where's your crack pipe now, beotch!
2007-02-18 12:20:25 AM  
According to their website, ESPN has canned Irvin.

I wonder he shows up next....back to Fox?
2007-02-18 03:14:29 PM  
It will be a surprise to many in the league if the Broncos don't make a concerted run at Atlanta defensive end Patrick Kerney.
-- Rocky Mountain News

Would make me a happy man
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