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(NY Daily News)   New York Catholic leaders slam NY's plan to distribute 18 million free condoms, noting that a grown man can't get a little boy pregnant anyway so what's the point?   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2007-02-16 01:05:15 PM  
Hahahahahha, +1.
 
2007-02-16 01:05:34 PM  
Zing!!
 
2007-02-16 01:08:29 PM  
Yeah, cuz everyone in NYC is Catholic, so the city should bow to their rules and regulations. *eye roll*
 
2007-02-16 01:10:00 PM  
You choose your beliefs, I'll choose mine.

Now, STFU and get back to your flesh crackers.
 
2007-02-16 01:11:58 PM  
I think the Catholic church would do so much better as an entity if they served Jesus Christ Popsicles.

I mean, they've got the logo on lockdown. A little money thrown to afternoon children's show adverts and they'll make a killing.
 
2007-02-16 01:15:02 PM  
gufffaw
 
2007-02-16 01:17:10 PM  
Its ok to bash Catholics on fark....
 
2007-02-16 01:17:51 PM  
Great headline.
 
2007-02-16 01:17:55 PM  
Well, Catholic leaders sorta disgust me. I think it's because they are so "in touch" with the real world.
 
2007-02-16 01:18:00 PM  
LOL, very nice. +1

I still have vivid recollections of going to Catholic High School in New York City in 1992 or so when some group was handing out condoms to all of us as we walked to school one morning. One kid who didn't know what they were put a condom on each finger as "finger warmers" because it was cold outside.
 
2007-02-16 01:18:12 PM  
ChairmanKaga

Your point?
 
2007-02-16 01:18:33 PM  
Well Done! +1
 
2007-02-16 01:18:35 PM  
ChairmanKaga

Its ok to bash Catholics on fark....

Based on their recent behavior, they deserve to be bashed.

/Subby
//Catholic
 
2007-02-16 01:18:43 PM  
Oh, I get it, all the Catholic priests go after little boys. So clever! How insightful your wit must be.

/tired
//popsicle idea is good though
 
2007-02-16 01:19:14 PM  
Why does the Pope hate condoms?
He wants to be the only dick in a funny hat.
 
2007-02-16 01:19:16 PM  
bwahaha smitty, if the catholics can't take a bashing then they should shut up about offended muslims.
 
2007-02-16 01:19:25 PM  
What brand are they?

Popejon Ribbed?

Monastic Lifestyles?
 
2007-02-16 01:19:30 PM  
It's okay to bash stupid people on Fark.
It's not our fault that some of those stupid people happen to be Catholic.
 
2007-02-16 01:19:33 PM  
"It's funny because it's true"

+1
 
2007-02-16 01:19:58 PM  
ChairmanKaga
Its ok to bash Catholics on fark....

Actually, it's ok to bash catholics everywhere. Along with Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindis, atheists, and everyone else who thinks the rest of the world needs to change to accomodate their particular belief system.
 
2007-02-16 01:20:04 PM  
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

/Gandhi FTW
 
2007-02-16 01:20:06 PM  
It's shameful, ChairmanKaga. Scientologists, Mormons, creationists and other loonies get a free pass but Catholics are raked over the coals here.

I mean, haven't we all spent a few decades implementing a secret policy of protecting child predators to avoid bad publicity?
 
2007-02-16 01:20:12 PM  
Anything that stops the spread of New Yorkers is OK with me.
 
2007-02-16 01:20:12 PM  
I don't know what's worse, All these priest molesting children or all these stupid women producing all these bastards and being proud single parenthood.
 
2007-02-16 01:20:33 PM  
Stop oppressing the Christians!
 
2007-02-16 01:20:43 PM  
OH, SNAP!
 
2007-02-16 01:21:24 PM  
i do my part by "bashing" a few catholic school girls. mmmmmm catholic school girls.
 
2007-02-16 01:21:31 PM  
Are Catholics still relevant? You would think a group that pays legal fees to protect child rapists would lay low.
 
2007-02-16 01:21:35 PM  
ChairmanKaga: Its ok to bash Catholics on fark....

Most Farkers spend a lot of time bashing the bishop, so this isn't really a stretch for them..
 
2007-02-16 01:21:38 PM  
Catholic priests with naked young boys on leashes image from south Park pops into head.
 
2007-02-16 01:21:45 PM  
Good headline. Not tired. Any headline trashing Catholicism religion is ok by me.
 
2007-02-16 01:21:57 PM  
Blues_X made me spit potato chips onto my monitor.
 
2007-02-16 01:22:17 PM  
bulldg4life: I think the Catholic church would do so much better as an entity if they served Jesus Christ Popsicles.

I can see it now..."Fires of damnation nipping at your heels? Have a Christicle!*"

*perferred by damned sinners everywhere
 
2007-02-16 01:22:21 PM  
All I'm hearing from the whiners is "Waah they are making fun of my religion! I thought we only did that to the bad guys!"
 
2007-02-16 01:22:30 PM  
Best fark headline in quite some time!
 
2007-02-16 01:23:15 PM  
pvd021
I don't know what's worse, All these priest molesting children or all these stupid women producing all these bastards and being proud single parenthood.

VERY proud mom of a bastard or two. I was a single parent (am I still a single parent if the kiddies are adults?).

What shouldn't I be proud of, asswipe?
 
2007-02-16 01:24:07 PM  
ChairmanKaga: Its ok to bash Catholics on fark....

Or anywhere, really . . . .
 
2007-02-16 01:24:09 PM  
OUCH! That headline is painfully funny. A+

/or maybe just painful?
 
2007-02-16 01:24:52 PM  
You would think a group that pays legal fees to protect child rapists would lay low.

Like Legal Aid? Or the ACLU? Or you, as an American citizen (if you are an American citizen) who pays for public defenders?
 
2007-02-16 01:25:03 PM  
Silvara: "Fires of damnation nipping at your heels? Have a Christicle!*"

Oh. Oh my. Love it... going into the profile.
 
2007-02-16 01:25:09 PM  
Because giving people the idea that they can have safe sex is good........There is no such thing and leading people to believe that should be a crime.
/condoms are just a sign of a weak willed society not progress
 
2007-02-16 01:25:36 PM  
A priest woke up, had a long shower, ate some fresh fruit breakfast and some drank some coffee.

Then he studied the Bible for a little bit, and mentally replenished, he admired the majesty of the world outside of his window.

He thinks to himself, "The world is good. I am refeshed in mind, body and spirit. In fact I feel like a teenager. But at this time of day where I am going to get one?"
 
2007-02-16 01:25:50 PM  
Why is the the .govs job to distribute condoms?
 
2007-02-16 01:26:36 PM  
pvd021

I don't know what's worse, All these priest molesting children or all these stupid women producing all these bastards and being proud single parenthood.

Are they all self-impregnating these days? How times have changed.
 
2007-02-16 01:27:06 PM  
It's another low hanging fruit day on Fark!

/yes, yes, I chuckled, but I have a nasty anti-Catholic bias, just like you
 
2007-02-16 01:27:25 PM  
VERY proud mom of a bastard or two. I was a single parent (am I still a single parent if the kiddies are adults?).

What shouldn't I be proud of, asswipe?


Well see you are supposed to be a cum guzzeling cigarette smokeing abusive welfare queen of a mother and any indication to the contrary will be ignored.
 
2007-02-16 01:28:26 PM  
personally I want to get a big stick with "Separation of church and state" and beat this guy to a pulp with it. Religious fundies scare me....
 
2007-02-16 01:28:28 PM  
"Or you, as an American citizen (if you are an American citizen) who pays for public defenders?"

I don't feel any need to lay low for paying taxes for something that the law requires. The Catholic church not only assists with the butt rape, they try to buy off the victims. Let me know when a public defender offers my tax money to a rapist's victim to stay quiet.
 
2007-02-16 01:28:56 PM  
A priest woke up, had a long shower, ate some fresh fruit breakfast and then drank some coffee.

He then studied the Bible for a little bit, and mentally replenished, he admired the majesty of the world outside of his window.

He thinks to himself, "The world is good. I am refreshed in mind, body and spirit. In fact, I feel like a teenager. But at this time of day where am I going to get one?"


/preview, dammit
 
2007-02-16 01:30:24 PM  
VERY proud mom of a bastard or two.

He is a bastard, isn't he?

Hello Mrs. Vyvyan.
 
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