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2007-02-16 05:11:04 AM  
biatch stole my milk.
 
2007-02-16 06:08:09 AM  
Margaret gets erections..???

/ Perhaps she should see a doctor about that ..
 
2007-02-16 06:09:18 AM  
"Thatcher will be immortalized with a 7-foot, 6-inch state"

We're giving her Rhode Island?
 
2007-02-16 06:10:55 AM  
She was a great leader.
 
2007-02-16 06:13:47 AM  
It should be no supprise to anyone that Margret Thatcher can get an erection.
 
2007-02-16 06:14:09 AM  
I seem to remember she had a pretty good hard on over the Falklands...
 
2007-02-16 06:14:53 AM  
meekychuppet: She was a great leader.

Unless you were Scottish.
 
2007-02-16 06:15:48 AM  
They should rename themselves the Farkland Islands. Now that Boobies links are gone, Dr. Pepper will sponsor them.
 
2007-02-16 06:19:07 AM  
meekychuppet: She was a great leader.

Reveilled: Unless you were Scottishiathink you mean unless you were a well off, middle-class southener. When this witch dies they may as well just install a dance dance revolution machine on her grave.
 
2007-02-16 06:20:21 AM  
Reveilled
"Unless you were Scottish."

Them she does doggie style.
 
2007-02-16 06:20:50 AM  
Try again...

meekychuppet: She was a great leader.

Reveilled: Unless you were Scottishiathink you mean unless you were a well off, middle-class southener. When this witch dies they may as well just install a dance dance revolution machine on her grave.
 
2007-02-16 06:21:38 AM  
Reveilled

Unless you were Scottish.


I meant her balls of steel when dealing with men in a then male dominated profession. I don't really care for anyone's politics but I have to say I admired her as a person.
 
2007-02-16 06:27:22 AM  
I could drop kick her in her hoo hoo and she would just laugh.
img10.imagepile.net
She kicks ass..
 
2007-02-16 06:32:31 AM  
A Stiffy tag would be more appropriate than a Spiffy
 
2007-02-16 06:36:11 AM  
Strong woman Lefty = Why are you afraid of strong women?

Strong woman Righty = OMG! It has a penis!
 
2007-02-16 06:36:43 AM  
buttsmckracken

A Stiffy tag would be more appropriate than a Spiffy


This story gave you a stiffy? Ewwwwwwww.
 
2007-02-16 06:37:59 AM  
Well, at least with Margaret Thatcher, you knew where you were.

You were farked.
 
2007-02-16 06:38:26 AM  
"When this witch dies they may as well just install a dance dance revolution machine on her grave."

Only once I'm done masturbating over it.

There are very, very few people whose death I would actually celebrate. She is one of that select bunch.
 
2007-02-16 06:45:21 AM  
Cormee stroll on that day, it can't be long now.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
 
2007-02-16 06:49:16 AM  
Glasgowsfinest - biatch stole my milk.

Mine too.

/Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher.
 
2007-02-16 07:03:33 AM  
Bob Dole been pharming out some of his personal supply on the other side of the pond lately?
 
2007-02-16 07:05:13 AM  
meekychuppet: I meant her balls of steel when dealing with men in a then male dominated profession. I don't really care for anyone's politics but I have to say I admired her as a person.

Well, that I don't think anyone could disagree with.
She was great, for certain, very specific values of "great".
 
2007-02-16 07:08:40 AM  
note that they put the statue in the lobby where members of the public cant get a good shot at it.
 
2007-02-16 07:26:25 AM  
Reveilled: meekychuppet: She was a great leader.

Unless you were Scottish.


Or English or Welsh.

Cormee: "When this witch dies they may as well just install a dance dance revolution machine on her grave."

Only once I'm done masturbating over it.

There are very, very few people whose death I would actually celebrate. She is one of that select bunch.


They'll need to install a good drainage system round the gravestone to carry away all the urine left by well wishers.
 
2007-02-16 07:28:44 AM  
Fascinating how offensive a female Prime Minister is to the world.
 
2007-02-16 07:37:49 AM  
meekychuppet Fascinating how offensive a female Prime Minister is to the world.

A power crazed arsehole is a power crazed arsehole, regardless of sex.
 
2007-02-16 07:41:40 AM  
I just been a googlin' and couldn't find anything about Her and milk or her and Scotland.
I have a festering hatred for ronald reagan and since she was a "close friend" I wanna hate her too.
I'm looking for some ammo. What's up with Milk, Scotland?
Thanks!
 
2007-02-16 07:43:39 AM  
The whole UK used to get a little bottle of milk at school playtime... but Maggie the Milk-Snatcher took it away from us!!! This is the one and only reason we were at the bottom of that "worst kids in the world" table thingy.
 
2007-02-16 07:51:22 AM  
pipco

Not just Scotland, was the UK as a whole, see this 'ere link to the BBC.
 
2007-02-16 08:07:18 AM  
Wow how evil. People had to pay for their own milk.

A travisty.
 
2007-02-16 08:14:46 AM  
She was a tyrannical old gash. And her son doesn't fall far from the tree. (doesn't pop)
 
2007-02-16 08:15:47 AM  
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Out! Out! Out!
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Out! Out! Out!
Maggie!
Out!
Maggie!
Out!
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Out! Out! Out!


That chant still pops into my head whenever I hear her name mentioned, even all these years later.
 
2007-02-16 08:16:09 AM  
Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow - No. It was a travesty.

The milk was introduced during rationing in the war. It turned out to have a marked positive effect on the health of working class kids from poor areas, but really was a hangover from the war. Thatcher really gained the respect of her party when she was the only person brave enough to take the kid's milk away. It just marked her out as a coont, imho.
 
2007-02-16 08:20:41 AM  
Brezhnev took Afghanistan
And Begin took Beirut
Galtierri took the Union Jack
And Maggie, over lunch one day
Took a cruiser with all hands
Apparently, to make them give it back

Mmmmmm...
Maggie what have we done?

They disembarked in '45
And no one spoke and no one smiled
There were too many spaces in the line
And gathered at the cenotaph
All agreed with hands on heart
To sheath the sacrificial knives
But now
She stands upon Southampton Dock
With a handkerchief, and her summer frock
Clings to her wet body in the rain
In quiet desperation
Knuckles white upon the slippery reins
She bravely waves the boys goodbye again

/fark that warmongering biatch, yes I said it
 
2007-02-16 08:28:22 AM  
A statue was already commisioned and cast, BUT only dead prime ministers can have statues placed inside the House of Commons. (although the one of zombie Peel was in very bad taste.)

The original statue of Thatch ended up in a gallery where some aggreived guy took it's head off with a sword!

/snatched my milk too
//removed public funds which resulted in my job disapearing
///Blair has removed plans to give her a state funeral before he goes.
 
2007-02-16 08:30:48 AM  
2007-02-16 05:11:04 AMGlasgowsfinest


biatch stole my milk.


Heh.
 
2007-02-16 08:32:06 AM  
2007-02-16 06:14:53 AM Reveilled


meekychuppet: She was a great leader.

Unless you were Scottish.


Or Argentinian, or Irish, or working class, or ...

//tennis anyone?
 
2007-02-16 08:35:04 AM  
i170.photobucket.com

Not Impressed
 
2007-02-16 08:41:59 AM  
I don't think the senile old cow has been to my fair city. It would be interesting to see how it went down if she did.

She is famous for the dictum that there is no such thing as society. I reckon she would discover society if she came here - it would be the people throwing bags of poop at her.
 
2007-02-16 08:56:41 AM  
..and whatsmore, she didn't farking help herself by being so repulsively ugly.
 
2007-02-16 08:57:15 AM  
She was brilliant. God bless Margaret Thatcher.
 
2007-02-16 08:59:30 AM  
zonc She was brilliant. God bless Margaret Thatcher.

There speaks a man who never lived in the UK while the power mad old sow was in power.
 
2007-02-16 09:03:50 AM  
'tis tough to comment on another countries leaders when your not subject to their daily rule
 
2007-02-16 09:05:55 AM  
Zonc: She was brilliant. God bless Margaret Thatcher.

I am fascinated by your ignorance, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2007-02-16 09:23:26 AM  
There are people who say that you can judge a person by the company he or she keeps.

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2007-02-16 09:27:39 AM  
I'll leave the final word to Elvis Costello:

"Tramp the Dirt Down"

I saw a newspaper picture from the political campaign
A woman was kissing a child, who was obviously in pain
She spills with compassion, as that young child's
face in her hands she grips
Can you imagine all that greed and avarice
coming down on that child's lips

Well I hope I don't die too soon
I pray the Lord my soul to save
Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live

long enough to savour
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down

When England was the whore of the world
Margaret was her madam
And the future looked as bright and as clear as
the black tarmacadam

Well I hope that she sleeps well at night, isn't
haunted by every tiny detail
'Cos when she held that lovely face in her hands
all she thought of was betrayal

And now the cynical ones say that it all ends
the same in the long run
Try telling that to the desperate father who just
squeezed the life from his only son
And how it's only voices in your head and
dreams you never dreamt

Try telling him the subtle difference between
justice and contempt
Try telling me she isn't angry with this pitiful discontent
When they flaunt it in your face as you line up for punishment

And then expect you to say "Thank you"
straighten up, look proud and pleased
Because you've only got the symptoms, you
haven't got the whole disease

Just like a schoolboy, whose head's like a tin-can
filled up with dreams then poured down the drain
Try telling that to the boys on both sides, being
blown to bits or beaten and maimed

Who takes all the glory and none of the shame?

Well I hope you live long now, I pray the Lord your soul to keep
I think I'll be going before we fold our arms and start to weep
I never thought for a moment that human life could be so cheap

'Cos when they finally put you in the ground
They'll stand there laughing and tramp the dirt down
 
2007-02-16 09:29:11 AM  
Thanks for the info, All
 
2007-02-16 09:35:26 AM  
FarkinNortherner: There are people who say that you can judge a person by the company he or she keeps.

For clarity (or possibly additional snark) that is not a Rumsfeld + Saddam, The Queen and Ceaucescu, etc. photo opportunity of political expediency. She was a close friend of Pinochet, and campaigned against attempts to prosecute him, throughout his life.
 
2007-02-16 09:37:31 AM  
My two favorite things about that article:

"Is Alan Greenspan Telling the Truth About Inflation? Find Out the Answer Here!"

Uhh, yeah. That's reason #1 why your news site sucks. Ben Bernanke is chairman of the Fed and has been for a long time.

pagead2.googlesyndication.com

"Discover forbidden attraction secrets the Liberal Media doesn't want you to know about?" Why would Wolf Blitzer give a damn about whether you hook up at the honkytonk this Friday night? That's the strangest stupidest paranoid-est thing I've read all day.
 
2007-02-16 09:37:50 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: I don't think the senile old cow has been to my fair city. It would be interesting to see how it went down if she did.

She is famous for the dictum that there is no such thing as society. I reckon she would discover society if she came here - it would be the people throwing bags of poop at her.


Society in Glasgow would really have to take a big step upward to reach poop throwing levels.

Thrown bricks and broken bottles of bucky seem a bit more likely.
 
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