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2001-07-03 12:37:09 AM
"It wasn't deliberately aimed at police."

There's just so many humourous angles on this. Coming just a week or so after "Officer probed for passing gas in front of family."
 
2001-07-03 01:10:51 AM
"I fart in your general direction!"
 
2001-07-03 01:48:19 AM
it's a new secret language : artfay atinlay
 
2001-07-03 01:54:59 AM
Can you imagine if this ever went to trial? That would be one funny transcript.
 
2001-07-03 02:12:05 AM
I think that this should be punishable by death.
 
2001-07-03 02:14:02 AM
"I fart at thee, and waft it about!"

(slightly more obscure reference)
 
2001-07-03 02:31:59 AM
Sort of reminds me of RosieOdonnell...
 
2001-07-03 03:16:18 AM
This is nothing but the man trying to keep us down, man. I should be able to fart as I please man without the pigs trying to keep my farts down.

I know because Korn wrote a song about it!
 
2001-07-03 03:27:39 AM
Ananova is such total crap. It's such horrible "journalism". Fake as hell. It's all a lie. Die Ananova die!
 
2001-07-03 04:24:22 AM
Whoever Smelt It Delt It.
 
2001-07-03 05:03:15 AM
"This is nothing but the man trying to keep us down, man. I should be able to fart as I please man without the pigs trying to keep my farts down."

Rick: Shut up, Neil, I hate you.
 
2001-07-03 07:16:45 AM
Farking_Authority: ".... punishable by death."

Yeah.... in the "gas chamber." ;D


- I'll have mine to go, please....
 
2001-07-03 09:20:34 AM
In Saudi Arabia....? LOP OFF HIS HEAD!!
 
2001-07-03 09:28:33 AM
He should have made it a SBD.
 
2001-07-03 09:34:14 AM
ok i dont agree with cops harassing young people because they think "they're up to no good" but this little idiot got exactly what he deserved.

show some respect to the police and they will do the same. simple as that.
 
2001-07-03 09:44:46 AM
Blah: Respect the police, yes. But who's to say the fascist pig didn't cop an attitude with the young teen? All too often cops are nothing more than insecure little-dicked undersexed faggots that use the badge to inflate their ego. They thrive on the powertrip. I say carksuckin' cops like that should be subjected to a lifetime of the treatment they dish out.

In closing, all fascist pigs must die.
 
2001-07-03 09:46:43 AM
Do you bite your thumb at me?
 
2001-07-03 09:54:16 AM
Suddenly I don't think Ananova, the real-life max headroom is going to take off real well with her reporting stories like THIS.
 
2001-07-03 11:03:34 AM
+5 points to ToasterThief for Young Ones reference
 
2001-07-03 12:54:36 PM
Ethereal: nn...somehow I can't imagine a dialogue between cops and teens turning to Shakespeare.

Teen: Nay, as they dare, I shall cut a fart at them;which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Cop: Do you cut a fart at us, sir!?!
Teen: I do cut a fart, sirs.
Cop: But do you cut a fart at US?
Teen, to other teen: Is the law on my side if I say yea?
Other teen: HELL NO!
Teen: No sir, I do not cut a fart at you sir, but I do cut a fart sir.
(fighting ensues shortly thereafter)
 
2001-07-03 07:01:31 PM
Patron:Whoever made the rhyme did the crime.
 
2001-07-03 07:15:07 PM
show some respect to the police and they will do the same. simple as that.

good one dude. funniest thing i've read all day.
 
2001-07-03 09:59:57 PM
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
Sigmund Freud
 
2001-07-03 10:23:09 PM
i think the first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone probably got his head bashed the fuck in. but, then freud also thought we all wanna have sex with our moms, so what does he know?
 
2001-07-03 10:23:44 PM
wait. unless the insult was "you throw like a girl!"
 
2001-07-03 10:25:28 PM
grindking: yes yes that is a fact. there are a bunch of those type of police officers out there.

meat: i guess you have never had you balls busted by the cops have you? if you want to play hardball with them then be prepared for them to do the same with you. lets see, they have the power to charge/arrest you. you can do uhhh what exactly, other than be polite as not to get on their bad side!

giving them a hard time when they pulled you over? if they really dont like you they'll just charge you with something that you arent guilty of. and guess what? you are going to have to go to court and/or pay the fine to clear your name. i know its not nice but that is how things work at times. that is i say show some respect and you will also get some respect back.
 
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