No, he was a bishop - 10 years ago.

Think of his wives.

I hope he didn't give his Moroni a "Joseph Smith"

/if you know what I mean....

Richard Lamb and two 15-year-olds

Wait a minute. That's three and everyone knows the mormons don't believe in the Trinity.

Dont forget to at least tell her about the shrinkage factor.

Captian Iceballs
I hope he didn't give his Moroni a "Joseph Smith"
/if you know what I mean....

Please explain, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box.

Muslim: Religion of Peace
Mormons: Religion of Get a Piece

Seriously, years ago, I knew of a family who's nine month old baby was molested by "upstanding members" of the Mormon church. They reported it to the police, went through all the channels, and were eventually told that nothing would be done because the family being accused was - you guessed it - "upstanding members" of the church.

Membership has is privileges, indeed.

/Breed 'em Young University sucks.

Love the article's inclusion of the pic below to illustrate snowmobiling in the nude.




He's a bishop, whaddya expect.

62 yrs old, dude.

ga362 - mormons do believe in the trinity.
a funnier joke might be that he wants to "baptize" his junk "by immersion..." if you know what i mean.

Lay clergy.

When I lived in Sandy and SLC back in the late 90s, this happened a few times. Each time a bishop was involved. Each time the charges were dropped.

Membership has its priviledges, indeed.

Get a brains, Mormans!

bongmiester

wait, are mormons allowed to flog the bishop?

No, if you do you have to confess to your bishop. er, wait... so confused...

aspAddict
...were eventually told that nothing would be done because the family being accused was - you guessed it - "upstanding members" of the church.

Seriously? Is there any non-anecdotal evidence for that being the reason? That's pretty stunning if that was the reason.

Mormons swing a lot of power as do masons.

I guess to get anywhere ya gotta be a cult.

Skull & bones hasn't done too bad.

There's only so many activities I enjoy while naked, especially in the presence of other dudes. I think snowmobiling would be pretty low on my list.

Beavis: "I heard their family was a bunch of morans!"

Butthead: "No, Beavis, they're Mormons."

/got nothin'

treesloth: Seriously? Is there any non-anecdotal evidence for that being the reason? That's pretty stunning if that was the reason.

As I posted, this happened a few times while I lived up there. The church indeed believes church comes before state.

ga362

Moroni = Angel in Mormon mythology (yes mythology)
Joseph Smith = Founder of Mormonism.

It would be like saying he gave his Gabriel a "John the Baptist" or something equivalent.

/use your imagination
//random biblical figures used in meaningless innuendo is FUN
///for the whole family
////unless it's illegal

rodeofrog

There's only so many activities I enjoy while naked, especially in the presence of other dudes. I think snowmobiling would be pretty low on my list.

As is barbecuing on mine.

Wanna have some fun . . .

Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.

Oh boy, another one of these threads...

Funny how every time someone discovers a pervert they mention what religion or political party they belong to (except, of course, democrats).

Fact is, asshats are spread throughout religions and organizations, etc.

Just like that shooter at Trolley Square... people went nuts when they found out what religion to which he belonged, even though it had nothing to do with the incident.

Captian Iceballs

I'm not seeing the fun in that.

treesloth
rodeofrog
There's only so many activities I enjoy while naked, especially in the presence of other dudes. I think snowmobiling would be pretty low on my list.
As is barbecuing on mine.

You're right. Think of taking a spill.

Also, I was thinking maybe frying bacon in the nude or climbing a tree. Ouch!

Captain Iceballs

Responding to your own post?

/What the...

rppp01a

As I posted, this happened a few times while I lived up there. The church indeed believes church comes before state.

What I mean is, are there any official accounts? Not just a person's claim as to the reason that the charges were dropped? Typically one's dedicated church membership might be considered a mark in their favor (in many areas, for many churches, in fact) but would not override compelling evidence.

Thirstie: Oh boy, another one of these threads...

I do love me a good mormon thread. The 'truth' is so twisted that it takes a few years to fully unwind from it after you leave. Voluntarily.

ga362
Wanna have some fun . . .
Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.

That's fun? I'm guessing you know maybe 4 mormons.

/Enjoyed a cup of coffee this morning
//mormon
///not a good mormon
////good slashie, though

ga362

Wanna have some fun . . .

Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.

Why? What do they do?

They abstain from caffeine.

ga362

Wanna have some fun . . .

Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.

Why? What do they do?

- Add Sugar, Whiskey, or Vodka and have a goddamned party!
That's what this mormon would do. I haven't been active since I was 15 though. I don't have anything against mormons either.

rodeofrog 
ga362
Wanna have some fun . . .
Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.
That's fun? I'm guessing you know maybe 4 mormons.
/Enjoyed a cup of coffee this morning
//mormon
///not a good mormon
////good slashie, though

You're right, I know very few mormons. The one's I know got very uptight about my offer.

As a Baptist, I prefer to offer a beer or drink to a Jahovah's Witness friend. He accepts. We agree to disagree.

ga362

Wanna have some fun . . .


Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.


I don't like coffee, but I'll take the coke. Or the Redbull.

But to be honest, I'd rather have a Dr Pepper or a Rock Star.

/ Mormon
// Active Mormon

I giggle in delight when I offer my catholic friends beef on Fridays. For a real tickle, I sprinkle bacos on Saul Goldman's salad.

treesloth

ga362

Wanna have some fun . . .

Offer a mormon a cup of coffee or a coke. Maybe a Redbull.

Why? What do they do?

Perform ritualistic baptismal rites on their junk.

rodeofrog
I giggle in delight when I offer my catholic friends beef on Fridays. For a real tickle, I sprinkle bacos on Saul Goldman's salad.

Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't the Friday fish thing over?

aspAddict
Membership has is privileges, indeed.

If you're just now coming to grips with the fact that people in power get away with stuff, you really need to get out more.

Thirstie
Funny how every time someone discovers a pervert they mention what religion or political party they belong to (except, of course, democrats).

You find it funny that journalists consider it noteworthy when moral leaders commit immoral acts?

"Dog bites man" isn't a story. "Man bites dog", that's a story.

ga362
Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't the Friday fish thing over?

I don't know. I just thought it sounded funny. I hope I can still count on Friday fish specials at most of my lunch spots.

0xYossarian

They abstain from caffeine.

Oh... someone should have told me. I think the coffee is the only thing on that list that I would have declined.

Oh, and on a completely different note, the SBB flashing picture girl is teh hawt. Eek! Bare shoulders!

blazemongr

Good point. I was just saying that when crazy homicidal whackjobs are atheist or something nobody cares.

and not that they should...

But did he avoid skid marks?