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(Every Day Should Be Saturday)   Roll Tide Alabama assistant basketball coach Tom Asbury spotted going after nose goblins for a tasty snack during a game. Duke sucks   (everydayshouldbesaturday.com) divider line 53
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2007-02-15 11:05:52 AM
Porterhouse: Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
Lou: You're on.
Porterhouse: All right, kid, take your time.
[Spaulding picks his nose]
Lou: Double or nothing he eats it.
Porterhouse: Don't do it, kid!
[Spaulding eats it]
Porterhouse: That kid will eat anything!
Lou: He was hungry.
 
2007-02-15 02:00:28 PM
I puked in my mouth a little.
 
2007-02-15 02:00:36 PM
Praise be to Allah that he's not the head coach at K-State anymore.
 
2007-02-15 02:01:34 PM
I read the headline and knew it going to be gross. And I clicked the link anyway. What was I thinking?!
 
2007-02-15 02:01:58 PM
Haha.. no words for this, just a big ol' LOL.
 
2007-02-15 02:02:08 PM
I just want to say as a person who knows nothing about sports, went to a small college in TN that had no contact with Duke at all, and have never even met a Duke student in my life, that I tab to the sports column just to see 'Duke sucks' posts. That, my friend, is what I call running joke GOLD.
 
2007-02-15 02:03:17 PM
I LOL'd

/+1 subby
 
2007-02-15 02:04:53 PM
damn
 
2007-02-15 02:04:57 PM
Oh man, how do you ever live that down?

Thanks subby.
 
2007-02-15 02:05:33 PM
Who among us hasn't gone for a tasty snack in there when you're running late for lunch?

Anyone? Bueller?

/is this thing on?
 
2007-02-15 02:06:19 PM
So? They were his nose goblins, weren't they?

It's still legal to pick nose goblins in America.

At least, in the America I know. . .
 
2007-02-15 02:06:22 PM
EDSBS, your greatest site on the Intarweb.
 
2007-02-15 02:09:33 PM
That's how you set the pick.
 
2007-02-15 02:10:56 PM
HA! HA!


BARK FAMA!!!!!
 
2007-02-15 02:12:31 PM
Pick and roll?
 
2007-02-15 02:14:19 PM
Just a-pickin' and a-grinnin'....
 
2007-02-15 02:14:40 PM
Personally, I would have dug a bit deeper. I mean, how much of a boogie could he have gotten that quickly.

/tastes like chicken
 
2007-02-15 02:15:31 PM
Me thinks this is a bad use for the Duke tag.
 
2007-02-15 02:20:41 PM
Rama Jama yella hamma...booger pickin Alabama

/WAR EAGLE
 
2007-02-15 02:21:31 PM
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Not impressed
 
2007-02-15 02:23:39 PM
I think the Duke sucks cliche is only funny when Duke doesn't suck

/and they do indeed suck this season
 
2007-02-15 02:26:24 PM
can anyone post the pic of the bama football players: Moore, Goode, Dick?

PLEASE????
 
2007-02-15 02:27:11 PM
please dont pick nose and eat it,kthxbye.
 
2007-02-15 02:28:30 PM
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says society should adopt a new approach to nose picking and encourage children to take it up. Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system. "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine. "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free." -Ananova

/I personally have no experience with this....
 
2007-02-15 02:31:13 PM
slewfootedhoopajoo

Pretty sure that was Arkansas...
 
2007-02-15 02:31:44 PM
Oh wow! I LOL'd. He was trying to be all sneaky and quick about it too. Love the slow-mo of it. Just gross...i lol'd and lol'd.

/thumbs...er...pinkies up!
 
2007-02-15 02:34:12 PM
He executed a pretty good cover-play. He's doing the "I'm just scratching" move, goes for the quick in and then a slip to the mouth. Even had to go to the replay judges for confirmation. No wonder he's a coach.
 
2007-02-15 02:34:35 PM
that doesnt make very much sense to me. by eating your boogers you are giving pathogenic bacteria a portal to enter your body, whereas they were caught by your nose and thereby prevented causing disease.

/i dont think eating a cholera booger will help much.
 
2007-02-15 02:34:50 PM
Hope he saw himself on the jumbotron. It would be awesome to get his "oh shiat" reaction on tape.
 
2007-02-15 02:51:51 PM
I just got caught picking and eating while watching this link.
 
2007-02-15 02:56:29 PM
I thought it was the Crimson Tide, and "Roll Tide" was something they yelled at games?
 
2007-02-15 02:57:57 PM
Doesn't he know that's what killed Anna Nicole?
 
2007-02-15 02:59:41 PM
What's the difference between picking your nose and eating it, and sniffeling snot into the back of your throat and swallowing it? Either way, the stuff ends up in your stomach. Personally, I like the taste of boogers. Especially the big crusty ones you get in the morning after breathing dry air all night.
 
2007-02-15 03:01:58 PM
I have to side with the pro-boogereating camp on this one. Eating boogers is natural.
 
2007-02-15 03:04:41 PM
i'm a nose picker, but i've never once eaten it. i'd be mortified if a pick of mine was broadcast. i think if i were going to be on tv regularly i'd have to get hypnotized to stop picking......
 
2007-02-15 03:05:29 PM
"can anyone post the pic of the bama football players: Moore, Goode, Dick?"

That is Arkansas. Moore and Goode graduated, so we are just left with a Dick and two Nut(t)s.
 
2007-02-15 03:09:41 PM
Hey, when the snickers run out, ya do what cha gotta do.
 
2007-02-15 03:16:02 PM
Additionally eating them makes kids healthier. Yeah-weird huh? Apparently it helps the immune system develop.

/Still tell kids to knock it off if they're being obvious about it.
 
2007-02-15 03:24:54 PM
Pretty funny. Hard to live that one down.

/Bama grad...bleeds Crimson
/Roll Tide Roll!!!
 
2007-02-15 03:29:14 PM
I was watching this on my in high def... must have Tivo'd it 4 or 5 times as I couldn't believe it. Dude in 1080i, larger than life picking his nose and eating it. My wife almost did throw up. It was better than any adam sandler movie!

Callers to the local Bama radio station the next morning pointed it out but not everyone saw it. I was wondering if anyone had it out on the intardnet.
 
2007-02-15 03:30:34 PM
Voldemort
I thought it was the Crimson Tide, and "Roll Tide" was something they yelled at games?


You are correct. Subby is a moran


/ROLL TIDE
 
2007-02-15 03:37:29 PM
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2007-02-15 04:05:25 PM
Andrew Wiggin:

Not impressed

Difference is I'd put my penis where her hand is but not where his hand was.
 
2007-02-15 04:05:32 PM
Why mine for nose gold if you cant share it with the townspeople!!!
 
2007-02-15 04:39:48 PM
Well, I just lost my appetite for this german chocolate cake I'm eating... especially the frosting.
 
2007-02-15 05:00:23 PM
 
2007-02-15 05:25:11 PM
Rammer jammer, yellow hammer
Pick a good one, Alabama!

We'll pick our noses!

/Alabama grad
//still pissed at Saban's half-assed Cajun joke.
 
2007-02-15 06:16:20 PM
round the bowl
down the hole
roll tide roll

/war eagles!!111!!!
 
2007-02-16 12:10:59 AM
Behold the power of TiVO!!!! Gawd if only they had that clip in HD. Or maybe they did.....
 
2007-02-16 10:10:28 AM
"It wasn't a pick"

- Jerry Seinfeld.

And, BTW, what exactly does this have to do with Vinny Testeverde?
 
2007-02-16 10:33:57 AM
Ahh it doesn't show up on work computers!! I wanted to see the gold mining
 
2007-02-16 04:33:34 PM
You know how the old saying goes, "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose and eat it, but you can't pick your friends nose and eat it."
 
2007-02-16 07:27:40 PM
I guarantee you Moses was a picker.
 
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