I've hit worse.

run4urlife:
Ah, Audition. One of the best movies out there. Nothing gets the juices flowing like an insanely beautiful japanese girl performing acts of unspeakable cruelty...

He'll be back for more.

I'd hit it. Tiffany Sutton is a hot chick name, too.

Sutton is a transient who had been staying with the victim for two days in the 1000 Block of South Lola Lane, near Apache Boulevard and Loop 101, in a shed behind an unoccupied residence

um, i'd have to say that when you hook up with a fellow-shed dweller, you have to expect something strange to happen.

Nope.

Who was that dude in PCU?

/blow me where the pampers is

I need a full body shot in a tight outfit to truly make the right decision.

/that weasel snagged the bee!

This is one of the funniest threads ever. Seriously. Just look back at people's one-liners and I dare you not to laugh. I love fark.

In all honesty I was almost raped, I guess you could sort of say, by a chick that was in to bloodplay (god I wish that wasn't a word.) She'd gone out with a friend of mine on a couple dates and had mentioned to him that she liked to cut/be cut and drink each others' blood and he told me about it. She had a thing for cemetary sex too. The two of them came over to my place and when he took off to get some cigarettes she stripped and started going after me. She wasn't bad looking, but I was in a relationship so I wasn't interested. I was also afraid that if I said no she'd show up a week later with a pickax so I considered going at it just to avoid ending up in a crawlspace somewhere. Anyway, I managed to keep her off me (even after she threatened to hide her underwear somewhere in the apartment so my GF would find them and freak) and when I later told my friend about it he was like, 'what the hell, why didn't you go for it'... I'm thinking now he might be the bigger freak of the two.

2007-02-14 10:29:12 PM LookOutForThatTree! [TotalFark]
Longer article here, with scarier pic.

That picture shows more blade scars on her face than Ric Flair's forehead. Check out her left eyebrow and forehead. Man, that's messed up.

/That's why I only let my wife tie me up.
//Just kidding. I'm the man, so I do the tying!

I'd hit it, but she'd have to leave her nine inch nails cd's at home.

I'd hit it, I likes them freaky.

/dart night
//actually won 5 games out of 6.
///no revalance, just drunk!

I'd hit it but only if she were restrained.

Get her directly to a stylist and I'd hit it

I'd hit it


/where's my lucky wooden stake?

PS clean-up:

with a shovel, yes, I would hit it.

Sutton initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.


Whoa! No! Really??? A psychopath knife wielding woman cops victimhood status after slashing some guy?

Does that surprise anyone? It's like reporting that the sky is blue or water is wet.

Name one woman in history who hasn't claimed to be "the real victim here" after committing multiple pickaxe murders or penis severings. Just cry a little honey, that'll convince 'em.

negatory good buddy...

Sutton initially acted like she was the victim, Horn said.

And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times!

He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame. I didn't do it, but if I done it I bet that you would have done the same!

frequencyfarm

Wow, that's uncanny. I'd never seen a picture of Jack White before. I thought it was some other photo of the girl in the article at first. Same shirt, same nose, nearly identical hair. Bizarre.

/would not hit it.
//takes the Malcolm Reynolds approach to hot girls who are clearly crazy.

I'd hit it, but then crazy's my type.

You show a vampyre Basic Instinct on drugs and look what happens....

I would hit it with a 12-lb hammer a couple times, and then untie the poor s.o.b.

I have to admit, I'm a little turned on...

Speaking of drinking blood...
is the Buffy Chosen Collection worth it?
Anyone?...

2007-02-14 10:16:03 PM Nobody You Know

I'll bust your head in with a ratchet

Jerky Boys, Auto Mechanic?

Well, if she ever beats the sexual assault rap, she may have a career waiting as a minor internet celebrity.

/and yes, I'd bury the hatchet in it
//there's no sex like crazy sex

that chick looks like a potatoe shaped man....i bet her tits are floppy and the nipples point to the south. her ass probably looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese...

Thats better.

/but my ps skills still suck

Come on people.
That's a terrible picture of her, you can tell she is a total hottie.
A freak, maybe, but a damn fine one.

I bet she squirts too...

Holy crap xor_4200. Not sure if you know this or not, but that's from a movie called Amazon Women on the Moon. Just watched it 2 nights ago. Weird movie...

Her knives are to sharp and I am not even going to start on the pickaxe.

C'mon, you just know she wants



"to have your abortion"

run4urlife & versiondub: kiri kiri kiri kiri!

/liked it so much, i bought it after seeing it for free in a theatre, and downloading 2 versions of it.

She looks like a boy.

A pickax is for amatuers.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Rolo

Is that a raincoat?

FTFA--"Sexual encounter turns bloody."

Red wings?

www.tiffanysutton.com
is anyone else creeped out by the fact that there is a site that idolizes this chick

/id hit it