hell yea! you gotta figure that she looks decent in an arrest photo she's gonna look real good once she gets cleaned up.

I'd hit it, with no sharp objects around.

Sadly so.

Tiffany went to my church, and she used to have red hair...

No way. I'm sure that flat black is her natural hair color.

Hey Tiff....what say I pick you up around 7pm, we catch a movie, have a few drinks and go over to the morgue?

"I haven't been farked like that since grade school"

/yes. yes I would hit it

I mean who doesn't have an extra pickaxe lying around to chase down escaped lovers?

FTA where she and the victim were living, police said.

Police were unsure if the pair were friends

Because you always share an apartment with someone you hate.

/Wait, I'm married so do that now
//Nevermind

I don't think this one drank blood, but just the idea scares the k-rap out of me!

Piano wire, anyone?

Who called the police? The article omitted that bit of information.

Hot crazy chick with a pick ax chasing a partially dressed man down the street probably got the neighbors attention.

/At least that's how I pictured it.

would hit it with three units of A-

/stat

Sigourney Weaver/Johnny Depp hybrid?

Cleaned up?
Yeah. bamBAM! TWO TIMES!

(been watching OLD springsteen videos on Youtube)

Longer article here, with scarier pic.

If the biatch keeps playing that Concrete Blond song over and over again then you get the fark out of the house and don't look back.

People, people....it's JODIE FOSTER.

/There. That's all settled, then.

WIHI? (Would I Hit It?)

As long as the bodily fluid sucked out of me isn't blood.

would hit -n-split it-n-lick it-n- quit it....... minus the lick it part, well maybe

Sutton later told police the entire encounter was consensual.

Um, then you should have stayed in the house, without the pickax. If its consensual, you only run with the intention of being caught, and you dont use anything more awkward and unbalanced than a simple hatchet, with the exception of swords.

Once you get outside, people are going to assume the worst.

Hit yes.
As long as the tool shed was locked up.

elaine?

No Angelina Jolie pictures? Seriously?

The man was passed out when police were called ...

So who called the police?

I think I am in love!

I'd hit it twice on Sunday, and three times just because of the Holiday.

She looks pretty dangerous. Like you could punch her, and she would just lick her bloody lip and keep staring at you.

I'm thinkin' she'd clean up to look something like this:



Make of that what you will.

Dwreck: Awkward and unbalanced?




I think not sir. And unless someone is wearing heavy armor this is all you need. If they are wearing heavy armor, run away and throw rocks at them while they die of exhaustion.

So who called the police?

Yeah, nm. Second article says his friends called after finding him covered in blood.

I don't think I could keep an erection after being slashed and chased with a pickax.

...well, maybe if she had on fuzzy purple earmuffs, of course.

Chased him down the street with a pick axe? She must have been thristy.

/This doesn't taste like blood
//Keep sucking

Hell yeah I'd hit it.

Of course they're going to blame the drugs, even tho thousands of people take drugs and don't do anything like this.

No Shadow, I've gotten older, so the age range moved up too.

And why do I see this getting filed away with the whole Judge puts dagger in Vampire def...wait I said I would stop talking about that..

Hit it!

This has to be one of the strangest stock photos I've seen in a while:



Businessman with a pickax


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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

"Do not want" dog would definitely hit it.

/With broccoli.