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(Some Gall)   Teen strumpet sues school district because it didn't prevent her from banging the volleyball coach   (news4jax.com) divider line 153
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2007-02-14 11:14:37 AM
"Persons should be held accountable for their actions -- that is a principle we all stand by. Hopefully they will voluntarily be held accountability -- hopefully we won't have to go to court."

Indubitability.
 
2007-02-14 11:15:46 AM
submitter: Teen strumpet Jackal attorney sues school district to collect easy money from underpaid teachers and strapped school programs.

Fixed it for ya.
 
2007-02-14 11:33:43 AM
Rain-Monkey: Remember the good old days when they used to just chase ambulances?
 
2007-02-14 12:05:46 PM
Pics?
 
2007-02-14 12:33:39 PM
It's been a while since anyone has used the word "strumpet" around me, well done submitter.
 
2007-02-14 12:34:51 PM
Buttsecks?

/obligatory
 
2007-02-14 12:36:09 PM
If I we're Gym, I'd countersue and hit her with a volly of ballsey counter claims.

/ You got skolled..
 
2007-02-14 12:36:11 PM
I love English strumpets in the morning. Toast 'em and put butter on em on all the little holes. Yum. Beats english muffins.
 
2007-02-14 12:36:39 PM
And another thing about Tracy Flick ...
 
2007-02-14 12:37:05 PM
Where are the parents?
 
2007-02-14 12:38:02 PM
All you have to do is look at someone funny, and you'll probably be sued over it!! Where's the tort reform we all heard about?
 
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2007-02-14 12:38:41 PM
Sucks without pics of the buttslut.
 
2007-02-14 12:38:46 PM
How is this not protected as free speech?
 
2007-02-14 12:38:47 PM
Personal responsibility has gone the way of the buffalo in this country.
 
2007-02-14 12:38:48 PM
"He went into her classroom, while she was in class, took her out of class, walked her out of the high school and took her to a hotel," Pajcic said. "Persons should be held accountable for their actions -- that is a principle we all stand by. Hopefully they will voluntarily be held accountability -- hopefully we won't have to go to court."

If you can't do a proper job of molestation in a hotel room, what makes them think he'll do a better job in court?

Forget the grammar/syntax complaints.
 
2007-02-14 12:38:53 PM
Pics. Needed. Now.
 
2007-02-14 12:39:14 PM
I'd strump it?

/obligatory
 
2007-02-14 12:39:14 PM
Pics?!
 
2007-02-14 12:39:28 PM
Fark her... oh wait, nevermind. Just enroll her in the FSA, Future Strippers of America.

Please, She was 15 and he was 23, creepy, tecnically illegal, but not even a 2 on the strange things meter. And she was all for it. "Responsibility" for her well-being was passed by long, long ago.
 
2007-02-14 12:40:07 PM
So it turned out he had a small peen then?
 
2007-02-14 12:40:36 PM
that's hawt.
 
2007-02-14 12:40:58 PM
What, exactly is she suing for? Monetary damages?

It would make more sense to sue in order to get the school to make sure this doesn't happen again, not for a new pony.

More cameras and a security staff to observe them, for instance.
 
2007-02-14 12:40:58 PM
It's official. The world is over.
 
2007-02-14 12:41:03 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2007-02-14 12:41:10 PM
That makes me a sad panda.
 
2007-02-14 12:41:24 PM
MooseBayou

If you can't do a proper job of molestation in a hotel room, what makes them think he'll do a better job in court?

What are you talking about? The volleyball coach already did jail time, this suit doesn't involve him as a party.
 
2007-02-14 12:41:27 PM
I'll see your 'strumpet' and raise you a 'waistcoateer'.

+1
 
2007-02-14 12:42:23 PM
img390.imageshack.us

"People like to fark. More at 11."
 
2007-02-14 12:43:04 PM
Sooooo are we having another jail bait thread again?

Cause I for one welcome our 15 year old strumpet overlords
 
2007-02-14 12:43:23 PM
strumpet: "and then we went to a hotel and had consensual sexings"

cross examiner: "did he walk into class and say 'excuse me, i want to take this strumpet to a nearby hotel for the sexings'?"

strumpet: "...no."

cross-examiner: "do you have a GPS implant in your body that alerts the school when you leave the building during school hours?"

strumpet: [chews strand of hair] "...um...no?"

cross-examiner: "did you give any indication to anyone that you were doing something wrong?"

strumpet: ".......no"

statue of justice comes to life and sticks balanced scales where the sun don't shine on the strumpet. screams "how's this for an implant!"
 
2007-02-14 12:43:36 PM
i'd completely forgotten about teen strumpets
 
2007-02-14 12:44:43 PM
Well the coach is black and only got 6 months so I assume the girl is black too. She probably already had a kid, so what's the problem?

*runs*
 
2007-02-14 12:44:52 PM
Now there's a word I'd like to see more.

Strumpet

That's a fun one.
 
2007-02-14 12:44:56 PM
This would be a perfect time to enact the "Sewn Vag" legislation of 1847. Not a very widely known court ruling, but extremely effective at keeping young women from sleeping around now and calling it rape later.

/MooseyFate in '08
//"If your daughter's a slut, I'll sew her vagina shut."
///"And that's a promise."
 
2007-02-14 12:45:34 PM
Great. Soon, to avoid potential liability, everytime you see a kid walking down a hallway with a teacher you will to say "You're not planning to go to a hotel and have sex with her are you?" just so you can CYA.

We should just all start doing that. It can replace 'Hello'. You see someone in a mall...

"Screwin' kids?"

"No. You screwin kids?"

"Nope."

All covered.
 
2007-02-14 12:45:51 PM
What the fark?

Why not sue the shiat out of your darling farking princess, since she had a perfect chance to out him right there? Better yet smack the shiat out of her for banging a 23 year old, especially since it sounds like it was consensual.

\Happy Valentine's Day, farkers and farkettes!
 
2007-02-14 12:45:59 PM
This thread needs more pics of Tall girls in short shorts...
 
2007-02-14 12:46:18 PM
TFA: Hopefully they will voluntarily be held accountability -- hopefully we won't have to go to court they will just hand over sacks and sacks of cash."


/fixed it.
 
2007-02-14 12:47:21 PM
Let's see if she floats!
 
2007-02-14 12:47:31 PM
/MooseyFate in '08
//"If your daughter's a slut, I'll sew her vagina shut."
///"And that's a promise."


"A chicken in every pot and a hymen in every tot."
 
2007-02-14 12:48:07 PM
strumpet: "and then we went to a hotel and had consensual sexings"

cross examiner: "did he walk into class and say 'excuse me, i want to take this strumpet to a nearby hotel for the sexings'?"

strumpet: "...no."

cross-examiner: "do you have a GPS implant in your body that alerts the school when you leave the building during school hours?"

strumpet: [chews strand of hair] "...um...no?"

cross-examiner: "did you give any indication to anyone that you were doing something wrong?"

strumpet: ".......no"

statue of justice comes to life and sticks balanced scales where the sun don't shine on the strumpet. screams "how's this for an implant!"


You are so wrong, 15 is a non-consenting adult, the school had responsibility for her safty and well being, the teacher being hired by the school had authority over the girl, and at 15 you can not consent to sex. This was a child, a misguided child, and the school has a responsibility to watch over the child and to police the behviour of their employees.
 
2007-02-14 12:48:27 PM
That wonderful word "strumpet" actually made me go to a dictionary where I came across this gem:

TO STRUM: to have carnal knowledge of a woman, also to play badly on the harpsichord or any other stringed instrument. [Capt. Francis Grose, "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue," 1796]

I had no idea "strum" could be used that way. Thanks Fark!
 
2007-02-14 12:48:40 PM
Give her credit for trying.. She's getting her cheap whore career started early.
 
2007-02-14 12:49:25 PM
Mugato: Well the coach is black and only got 6 months so I assume the girl is black too. She probably already had a kid, so what's the problem?

i4.photobucket.com

/been waiting all month to use this one
 
2007-02-14 12:49:40 PM
Love it!

My high school Western Civ teacher always used to go around calling saucy women in history "impudent strumpets." Spiced things up a bit in class.

/Props to Roland Klein, PWHS circa 80s-90s
 
2007-02-14 12:49:57 PM
What the hell is a strumpet?
 
2007-02-14 12:51:15 PM
Money, money, money.
 
2007-02-14 12:51:57 PM
Persons should be held accountable for their actions -- that is a principle we all stand by.

Apparently "we" does not include strumpets.
 
2007-02-14 12:52:30 PM
IdBeCrazyIf

NGA?

/Nigerian Gorilla Association
 
2007-02-14 12:53:18 PM
old enough to sue, not to screw.
 
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