OK, who is it? Time to fess up.

Yes, it's a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, and ass-backward political views

My ears are burning!

Dreams DO come true.

As I said, yesterday, you can add anything to the end of seething pool of, and it would pretty much sum up Fark.

tag needs a new agent ... obviously

I figured it was Lar until this: a gorgeous man walked into the bar.

Yes, it's a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, and ass-backward political views

doesnt sound right to me. is there a second fark.com out there somewhere??

Wow. They really nailed the description.

claudia934: Wow. They really nailed the description.

Almost. I fixed it:

"It's a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, cat threads, and ass-backward political views."

Don't we all get royalties from this or something?

Congratulations (I think) to the two of you that got floaties for the seething pool.

There's no bigger compliment than being lumped in with diaper fetishists, watersports enthusiasts, and peggees.

a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, and ass-backward political views

I thought that was Mos Eisley.

Yep, that sounds like Fark.

Abagadro: I thought that was Mos Eisley.

Nah. They're only a wretched hive of scum and villiany--not nearly as bad as we are.

Paedophile_Deluxe: There's no bigger compliment than being lumped in with diaper fetishists, watersports enthusiasts, and peggees.

Dear Fark Forums,

I generally can't stand all these liberals who makes dem stoopid comments about moran middle easterners, so you can imagine my surprise when this happened to me.

a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, and ass-backward political views

... so of course I spent most of my free time there, to show how superior I am...

You know what else is a seething pool? The boiling crater of Mount St. Helens!

/It's been a couple months, but I'm bringing Eleanor back to life!

they may be ass-backward, but I am trying to bring them around.

Dear diary...

That's almost as embarassing as admitting I met my wife on MySpace.

They left out sarcastic, racist, and illogical. But hey no one is perfect!

The onion is apparently bitter that fark was on the forefront of realizing the onoin hasn't been funny in years.

Paedophile_Deluxe:

Dammit, it's not a fetish, it's a way of life.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What do you mean "lumped in"?

Yeah, especially on a Wednesday, "humped in" would be more appropriate.

It's now so irrelevant that apparently I can't even be bothered to spell it correctly.

Why does every story use the word "vanilla" to describe their former sex life?

Hmm, TotalFark or liter love? Liters have emotions?

marcre3363: That's almost as embarassing as admitting I met my wife on MySpace.


It's not as bad as saying IRC, which is where I met my exfiance, years ago when people still used IRC.

/damn I feel old
//and geeky

I used to work at a catalog company taking calls and had some guy called up wanting to buy some adult diapers because he "really liked them" and he raved about how he wanted to wear diapers, etc, etc.

After about 10 minutes he then 'fessed up that he was just "flirting with me".

/OMG, can you possibly try intelligence, wit and a great sense of humor instead!?

Awwwwwww.

Humbug.

over-privileged ugly kid in class turned swan.

Yeah, keep thinking that.

marcre3363: That's almost as embarassing as admitting I met my wife on MySpace.

Was it her dazzling page layout, or her top 100 friends, or the fact that it broke your non-IE browser just trying to look at the damn thing that won you over?

I swear it's a contest over there to see who can make the Internet vomit with their web page.

*swoon* I owe my life to Fark.
/bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

...realizing the onoin hasn't been funny in years.

And Fark has? Please.
//Same shiat, Different thread

Yes we have emotions and 1/3 less calories too...

/What is this thing called love you speak of?

I don't know everyone in this place really really well, so I'm probably wrong, but I'm gonna guess this was CraicBaby.

Ain't no one going nowhere in Boston today. If i overhear another conversation about how snow is slippery imma snap.

/My 250 loves this weather
//At least they're not talking about V-Day

EverythingsSoEasyForPauline: Why does every story use the word "vanilla" to describe their former sex life?

Because only kinky people know how to use chocolate sauce properly.

munchkinette: It's not as bad as saying IRC, which is where I met my exfiance, years ago when people still used IRC.

Eh, I freely admit that I met my current girlfriend--who will, soon's I get the money for a proper ring, be a fiancee'--via a friend whom I met online.

I was "that guy from the internet," yes. And that turned out well in my case.

LadyAcidophillus: /OMG, can you possibly try intelligence, wit and a great sense of humor instead!?

Alcohol works, too. ;-þ

Well, a gorgeous man walked into the bar, and his eyes similarly bugged out when he saw me.

Read: fatties. The both of them.

Cute TF-ette in Boston would love to meet what is described in the story...... I'm 24! And a half!

How YOU doing?

(I like walks in the rain, cuddling, puppies, exc. )