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(Rocky Mountain News)   Teacher to Student: Trade ya an A for pics of you naked. Student to Teacher: Sold (With sexy pic)   ( divider line
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2007-02-14 04:47:12 PM  
why is it that all these dueds have there porn " stuffed in the oddest places ? i dont keep porn in my day planner .
2007-02-14 04:50:25 PM
2007-02-14 04:50:45 PM  

why is it that all these dueds have there porn " stuffed in the oddest places ? i dont keep porn in my day planner .

Amateurs. Password protected Flash Drive FTW...
2007-02-14 04:50:46 PM  
What's all this talk about skeet?

2007-02-14 04:50:58 PM  

I thought it was passle of pussies.

Actually, I believe is it a peck of pussies
2007-02-14 04:51:52 PM  
My vote goes to you, submitter for the most tragically misleading headline ever.
2007-02-14 04:52:42 PM  
darn you subby, darn you to heck!
2007-02-14 04:53:22 PM  
Argh, that's the gross kind of pedophilia and child abuse.
2007-02-14 04:53:52 PM  
lohphat: No, people with nothing to lose. Paying them professional wages mught garner professional behavior. Paying them pizza boy wages will get boys.

Well, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind tipping a few of the pizza girl teachers who have been in the news of late...
2007-02-14 04:55:36 PM  
enemigo_de_pepe:...condescending tone that I new better than to check... You all fail the internet.

and you fail the spelling and grammer session of our thread. good day to you sir.

on another note...

no? yes? no? yes? I think so...

(pedo-man actually looks like some retard who used to bag groceries at the supermarket I worked at years ago... hard to find his pic on google though...)
2007-02-14 04:57:55 PM  
And I for one welcome our new submitter overlord.
2007-02-14 04:58:05 PM  
the kid looks pretty big in the photo
2007-02-14 05:03:48 PM

2007-02-14 05:09:46 PM  
Bill O blames the kid in 5...4...3...
2007-02-14 05:12:07 PM  
2007-02-14 03:45:29 PM Robokev [TotalFark]

jackc126: /jbintbp

Just Because I Need The Butt Plug?
Jesus, Bang It Now! (This Broad's Pooper)?

/all I got

2007-02-14 04:25:50 PM rat_creature



Just Beat It Nonstop 'til Blood Pools?

/Dear Gods, what is that thing, anyway?

Thanks so much for the laughs! All I meant to say was "just because it needs to be posted" but could not think of anything clever.

I like yours better.
2007-02-14 05:12:09 PM  
because sexy pics were promised
2007-02-14 05:12:31 PM  
The cute chick with coffee: /meh...I've gotten naked for less.

That comment is useless without pics.

VirtualMoonpie: Has anyone else noticed Google's misspelled name on their V-Day logo?

Not till you said something
2007-02-14 05:14:12 PM  

I think the strawberry stem is supposed to be the 'L'.

I think that's a bit of a stretch.
2007-02-14 05:14:39 PM  
the green twig of the strawberry is the "L"
2007-02-14 05:15:08 PM

/maybe more appropriate
2007-02-14 05:16:10 PM  
Well, maybe if I cross my eyes.. nope, still looks like googe.
2007-02-14 05:16:59 PM  
Shocked this ws here sooner.

blastoh made it alright though.
2007-02-14 05:17:01 PM  
Why would a man want pictures of a boy? This makes no sense.
2007-02-14 05:17:29 PM

/Window seat please...Smoking section.
2007-02-14 05:22:22 PM  
Props to Micky McMack er Macky MacMic.. errr MackMcMackerstein.. farkit,here it is
2007-02-14 05:23:03 PM  
F'in Jihad on you Subby!
2007-02-14 05:24:04 PM
2007-02-14 05:25:58 PM  
That was a dirty trick. A damned dirty trick.
2007-02-14 05:27:50 PM  
Dear submitter:


The Management.
2007-02-14 05:28:06 PM was a boy and the teacher was male? farking gross
2007-02-14 05:33:22 PM

/everything is going to be okay, kitty
/uh oh... maybe not after what blastoh and mastertexan posted....
//run kitty run!!!
2007-02-14 05:36:56 PM

sorry about this, Peter
2007-02-14 05:43:49 PM  
FTA: Teen testifies that science instructor changed F to B...

Crap what's a guy gotta do to get it changed from an F to an A?
2007-02-14 05:47:49 PM  
I got a Girls Gone Wild ad. Rather appropriate.
2007-02-14 05:50:19 PM  
AGhhhh! Damn you to the bowels of bloddy hell, Subby!
/needs eye bleach
2007-02-14 05:52:17 PM  

Nice jailbait!

2007-02-14 06:00:51 PM  
I hates you and your intertubes, specman.
2007-02-14 06:13:26 PM
2007-02-14 06:14:22 PM  
Bad subbie! No biscuit!
2007-02-14 06:29:00 PM  

Nice jailbait!


I would rather think of them as College cuties at an underwear party....The extra .005% chance of fantasy coming true is worth it.
2007-02-14 06:32:23 PM  
Now that I've GOOGED my eys out...
looks like the obese swimming instructor who used to invite us boys over to the public pool after dark.
We knew not to go and we knew to say no.
No one had a fatherly talk with this kid about guys like that?
Mind yer cornhole, Jimmy.
2007-02-14 06:33:59 PM  
Separated at birth?
2007-02-14 06:37:31 PM  
Oh God, the horror!
And, by the way, what DO you hafta do for an A?
A question: If I had accepted a downgrade from a B to an F (or an A to a D, or whatever), could I have gotten nude pics of some of my teachers? Cause, damn... The spanish teacher in middle school, man, she was hot.
2007-02-14 06:43:38 PM  

Nice jailbait!


Did someone say jailbait?
2007-02-14 06:46:21 PM  
Larry Drake is not amused.
2007-02-14 06:54:57 PM  
For (not) the last time:

1. The goggles they do nothing - WRONG

2. The goggles do nothing - CORRECT
2007-02-14 07:23:30 PM  
So far 56000 people fell for the evil subby plans of driving up eye bleach prices
2007-02-14 07:24:03 PM  
Nice jailbait /mmmm...jailbait.
Jailbait is great if you can get away with it.
signed, Hi, Chris and I'm with Dateline and we're doing a story on:
2007-02-14 07:30:52 PM  
That article was 100% less sexy than I was hoping for...
2007-02-14 08:11:28 PM  
I have to ask: Why would you ask a boy to pose nude when you coulda asked a girl???? Stupid dumb gay bastard. Now **HE** can pose nude in prison.
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