ACK wtf, I feel cheated. Somebody submit a boobies link!

I feel I must join the chorus. Damn you, subby! You will burn in the deepest depths of hell for your shenanigans.

I pose nude for teachers, so I am getting a kick out of these replies...

DNRTFA, and for once, ignorantly stumbling in to the thread first pays off.

How is the AMUSING? It's SICK. Subby is an idiot.

Fark You

I'm calling it at 1523 Hours. Fark You's sense of humor's dead.

/feeling scarred and dirty.. thanks subby.. asshat!

I'm basking in the glow of all this subby hate.
That was gross.

lohphat: If we keep underpaying people for critical roles, this is what we get.

Ugly teachers?

they do nothing!!!!!

//finishing the joke, thanks for renewing my faith in symptomatic cliched posting!

labomba /my mouse slipped and just happened to land on your profile link, honest

You should be more careful where you put those slippery hands sweetie! ;-)

Hmmm...how did they get so slippery anyhow?

I'd hit it.

/what?

subby needs to drown in gasoline.

Since two people now think that pedophilia is connected to how much you earn (pedos are automatically drawn to low-paying jobs as opposed to WHERE THE KIDS ARE) -I'm looking at you lophat - Colorado, where this occurred if you bothered to read, is ranked 9th in the nation for teacher salary at ~40k/year after taxes and retirement.
As published in April 2006 http://www.floridataxwatch.org/resources/pdf/TeacherPayReview042606.pdf

The cute chick with coffee

Hmmm...how did they get so slippery anyhow?

Oh god! Get a room, you two.

Sheesh.

thanks for a little bleach jackc126

Dear Subby,

I toast you and your brilliance.

Signed,
stpickrell

Quack for me Tiny!

Fap first. Plenty of time to feel ashamed later.

He's hot.

GUN-POWDER NAIL GUN: APPLY DIRECTLY TO SUBBY'S HEAD!
GUN-POWDER NAIL GUN: APPLY DIRECTLY TO SUBBY'S HEAD!
GUN-POWDER NAIL GUN: APPLY DIRECTLY TO SUBBY'S HEAD!
GUN-POWDER NAIL GUN: APPLY DIRECTLY TO SUBBY'S HEAD!

hey. he's bringing sexy back! And probably bringing hairy back too.

Stpickrell -

Are you a father yet?

The cute chick with coffee is a man.

/that is all

Submitter: You suck ass. And I salute you!

Satan has a special place in hell for people like you submitter.

FARK YOU SUBBY!

/all better now

You all crack me up. Anyone who was angry (really angry not ha ha angry) should check your url. This is fark. If your time is worth that much, this is the last place you should be. I think Bill O'Rielly is looking for just your type to nurse on his peter. But the subby pic is freakin hilarious. I want a cardboard cut out for my cubicle.

I bet the family didn't know The Weatherman was that farked up. "Bu-bu-but it has Nicholas Cage in it! He was in National Treasure!"

specman FTW


/curse you subby

Molavian ,

the grease look is totally coming back!

Kommissar: The boy is 17 NOW, not when he was in 8th grade, DUMBASSSSSSSS RTFA GOD! Additionally, what is the differnce in appearance between a 17 year old and an 18 year old? It's subjective.=, stupid. Why did th eBopper marry his 13 year old cousin? Why did my dad marry my mom when she was 17 and he was 23? You're an idiot.

You write like a 13 yr. old teenage girl.

jackc126: /jbintbp

Just Because I Need The Butt Plug?
Jesus, Bang It Now! (This Broad's Pooper)?

/all I got

"fbxrd"{ed}. Then the boy told his dad.

No duck call for you son.

my eyes! My Eyes!! MY EYES!!!

I hope they're planning on going back and editing that kids transcripts to reflect the F he really got.

/snitches get stitches
//yeah, yeah, window seat, etc

Submitter is nothing but a goddamn liar, just like that old lady in the movie Titanic!

Ok, we have now fulfilled the ratio of

Hot Looking Female Teachers Hit On Male Students vs
Creepy Looking Make Teachers Hit On Male Students

for the entire decade...

My eyes, my eyes! Quick, someone pass me the bleach to wash out my eyes!

"The defense told the court that Marshall never touched the boys or asked them to have sexual contact with him."



Oh you know the perv wanted to. The first step to it was taking the photos. Next he would have asked "so...ya wanna beer?"


/not nice subby...not nice

Anybody have any pointers for getting all of this vomit out of my keyboard?

nuclear_asshat:
Kommissar: The boy is 17 NOW, not when he was in 8th grade, DUMBASSSSSSSS RTFA GOD! Additionally, what is the differnce in appearance between a 17 year old and an 18 year old? It's subjective.=, stupid. Why did th eBopper marry his 13 year old cousin? Why did my dad marry my mom when she was 17 and he was 23? You're an idiot.

You write like a 13 yr. old teenage girl.


In fairness, I'd say that his dad and mom were *both* the Bopper's cousins. And the younger one was taken.

I failed HTML class.

That is all.

DrumMonkey


Anybody have any pointers for getting all of this vomit out of my keyboard?

Why would you want it out? If you type extra stacatto you can splash it around like Blue Man Group.

GYPO

When I was in school I would have traded nude pics for a C. Kids today are too demanding.

moienblois
Damn you, submitter... I fell for the sexy pic carrot.

You me and 22000 other farkers, I'm sure.

If anyone hasn't clicked the linky yet, it's kind of amusing but it's 100% ghey NAMBLA shiat.