I just downloaded in my pants.

You mean you've never seen the Screen Savers girls? all of them are very geeky, and very cute :P

geeky girls can be awfully cute, it's the dime-a-dozen "oh, i'm computer illiterate" ones who get on my nerves.

uh, now what downloads should i avoid?

I need a geeky girl

Friends don't let friends drive Windows.

Now, I like cute little purple monkeys, don't get me wrong

Well, Cat, I think you should come to my place sometime.

....what?

#4 Cat's Clicks

i think megan is pregnant

Top 3? Watch out, Letterman! Here comes... some woman named Cat!

Grilled cheese recipes off of Fark!

obviously this link is a trap....

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I can't believe this got poseted.

correction: posted.


sorry.

Dammit all you people yell at the mods!!! I have submitted link after link to Cat's photos....I watch her cubecam every day at work. She's mine!! Stay away!!! Damn you all!

or you could use something other than windoze, and you wouldn't have this problem.

Piper877: How about posting some of those links for the rest of us Farkers horny for some of that geek chic?

4. Comet Cursor
5. RealPlayer/RealOne
6. Kazaa (Kazaa Lite is OK)

there's probably more but I'm kinda tired

damn, 877

yeah, kuk

realplayer is now oficially a piece of shiat

You all can have Cat. I'll take Morgan and be the happiest geek in the world. :)

In Soviet Russia, download avoids you!



Sorry about that.

Hmm, anything with a virus attached would be a good thing to avoid...

Hey, people ask where the 'any' key is, don't they? This is good advice!

i was pressing my 'any' key when i saw that picture

I love that "in soviet russia" thing it cracks me up. where is it from anyway?

"Dammit all you people yell at the mods!!! "

It's the admins who post stuff, not the mods. We're innocent.

I'd hit that.

Trapezoid:

I honestly laughed at something online for the first time in about a week. Thank you.

A good place to go for general web security stuff. I think it's mostly freeware, too.

Recourse, i think it was from Family Guy...
Why did they cancel that?

In soviet russia, applets infest you!

This article was written by a twit! Even though I agree with her 3 picks...the article looks like it was written by a grade 6 student!
just look...


I like to download stuff off the Internet just as much as the next cat. When I first got into using computers I downloaded just about everything that came my way, and I ended up killing my old PC. It was so sad.



Great journalism!! I expect her next article to feature statements like A/S/L LOL ROTFLMAO BBL OMG U R CRAZY!
Don't let the cat-eye glasses fool you!

1. Gator
2. Gator
3. Gator

That about sums it up.

If you need to be told what not to download, you have no business being on the interweb. Does natural selection extend to cyberspace?

If your reading This Your Farked!

FYI The whole "In Soviet Russia" thing originated with Yakov Smirnov (sp?) That "What a country" russian comedian from the 80's.


I am sooo old.

In Soviet Russia, cute little purple monkey downloads you!!

Some evil, evil programs:

- CD Coaster Creator 4
- Internet Exploder 4 with Active Deskcrap
- Free 1-900 XXX Dialer
- Outbreak 97
- Echo Disk/Tape Indexing
- FindLast
- McCrappy Virus Scan

www.kazaalite.com Kazaa without the spyware. Kicks ass. Nuff said.

The people who write piece of crap spyware like the stuff in this article are quite high on my "people to castrate with a rusty xacto knife and no anesthetic" list.

I go to college, and truly, there are few things more infuriating than sitting down at a computer and discovering that it's either totally locked up or running incredibly slowly because one of my fellow students unwittingly managed to install a spyware applet that then proceeded to automatically download and install every other spyware applet in existance at the same time.

wait i want to try too!

in soviet russia recycled jokes make morons

http://zyxmd.tripod.com/BacktoAfrica.html That`s for you, Drew!

wheres comet cursor in this?
oh yeah and shes hot lol

What's the best spyware removal utility available out there right now? I'm currently using the free version of Ad-Aware, but I'm wondering if there's something better that I should switch to.

click me

GoHip should be called GoAway!

Holy s.h.i.t! Jean Teasdale, is that you?