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(Some Brain Hunter)   What animal (other than human) would make the scariest zombie?   (wiki.urbandead.com) divider line 291
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geekyspice
2007-02-13 06:38:20 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 06:53:42 PM
geekyspice FTW!
 
tango victor
2007-02-13 07:14:02 PM
Dear God, geekyspice... what is that thing?
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:16:32 PM
A horse. A zombie horse is just a creepy concept.
 
LaChanz [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:18:26 PM
Hamsters. No one ever suspects the hamsters.
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:18:32 PM
A zombie redneck.
 
Snarfangel
2007-02-13 07:18:35 PM
I was going to say "chupacabra" but it looks like geekyspice beat me to it.
 
Jabber
2007-02-13 07:22:35 PM
unlikely: A horse. A zombie horse is just a creepy concept.

They look scary, but it's easy to take out their legs. A zombie wolf or zombie tiger would be unstoppable.
 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:23:40 PM
A zombie hyena that barks zombie bees
 
Aquatic Bee
2007-02-13 07:24:57 PM
Zombie Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:25:33 PM
Zombie gorillas would have to be the scariest.

Or even scarier....Zombie Kong!
 
kronicfeld [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:33:59 PM
ZOMBIE BEARS MOTHERF*CKER
 
tango victor
2007-02-13 07:35:36 PM
Zombie Mosquitos
 
pseudowho
2007-02-13 07:44:28 PM
Zombie Land Whale (tm)



/or a zombie elephant in a pinch
 
pseudowho
2007-02-13 07:45:17 PM
Did this just go green while I typed my comment a second ago?

/bah
//zombie humbug
 
eddyatwork
2007-02-13 07:50:06 PM
A zombie Paris Hilton.
 
chakalakasp [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:51:41 PM
Cats: not so cute when you shave them
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 07:52:21 PM
Turkeys embalmed with Worcestershire sauce.
 
Radioactive Ass
2007-02-13 07:54:28 PM
img404.imageshack.us
 
pseudowho
2007-02-13 07:58:32 PM
eddyatwork: A zombie Paris Hilton

She's not a zombie?
 
alexanderplatz [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 08:00:41 PM
www.samugliestdog.com

Ahem
 
redoctober65 [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 08:15:09 PM
Got to go with the gray mouse lemur

/Oooooooo... scary
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2007-02-13 08:16:20 PM
Muthafarkin' zombie snakes on a muthafarkin' plane!
 
Vox Sciurorum
2007-02-13 08:57:33 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
Craptastic
2007-02-13 08:57:34 PM
A zombie shark strapped to the back of a zombie elephant.
 
Dwreck
2007-02-13 08:57:54 PM
AcquaticBee and Calvin and Hobbes for the win!

/you sir, rock
 
kidkeno
2007-02-13 08:58:34 PM
A zombies mother in law.
 
ChristmasOnMars
2007-02-13 08:59:07 PM
Ten thousand zombie monkeys, each armed with a hammer.
 
cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff
2007-02-13 08:59:19 PM
Zombie Stingrays
 
Dwreck
2007-02-13 08:59:20 PM
Oh, and my vote is for Zombie Lemmings (Otherwise known as the RNC) or Zombie killer bees.
 
NittLion78
2007-02-13 08:59:23 PM
Easy: sharks. They're already mindless killing machines, I'd hate to find out what a zombie variety would be like.
 
skinink
2007-02-13 08:59:43 PM

Zombie Ebola virus.


Or a Zombie Earthworm. I don't care how fast moving they've made zombies in recent movies. If you can't outrun a zombie earthworm, then I'll kill you myself.
 
krastar
2007-02-13 08:59:52 PM
obviously, the strengths of the zombie are that it is strong and relentless, but dumb and slow. To increase these strengths the key would be to increase durability/constitution, and size. I go with Rhino, because its plating will make it even more durable, and its size harder to take down, and the horn, well that thing just kicks ass.
 
Ecobuckeye
2007-02-13 08:59:55 PM
Vox Sciurorum

agreed.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 09:00:13 PM
A gopher zombie on a golf course.

/Carl Spackler to the rescue.
 
ubermensch
2007-02-13 09:00:44 PM
manbearpig
 
Dwreck
2007-02-13 09:00:44 PM
...ohhhhh wait, Zombie Rhinos! Huge, impervious to most conventional bullets when alive, and now undead with a taste for flesh?

Awesome. Sharks would suck, but then even as zombies they wouldnt have a real good way to move on land.
 
albuquerquehalsey
2007-02-13 09:00:48 PM
Zombie pigeons.

www.hearwritenow.com
 
EggbertShootsFire
2007-02-13 09:00:55 PM
A duck
 
miracledirt
2007-02-13 09:01:02 PM
Zombra

//Stripey, not supportive.
 
sp0rk_of_psychosis
2007-02-13 09:01:12 PM
zombie kangaroo.

*hop hop hop*
 
stevenboof [TotalFark]
2007-02-13 09:01:31 PM
i75.photobucket.com
 
Dwreck
2007-02-13 09:01:56 PM
krastar

If I hadnt added the shark bit, you wouldnt have beaten me.

/you bastard
 
AngryTeacher
2007-02-13 09:02:49 PM
Too soon!!!

/ok, i laughed... a lot
 
mobby_6kl
2007-02-13 09:03:22 PM
img168.imageshack.us

This thing still haunts me from the first time someone posted this in another thread.
 
21-7-b
2007-02-13 09:04:07 PM
time to dust off old betsy

drzeus.best.vwh.net
 
DJShamrock
2007-02-13 09:04:25 PM
img253.imageshack.us
 
bingo the psych-o
2007-02-13 09:04:33 PM
Zombie vampires. I had a dream about this once. No, I'm not sure how it works either. What do you call them, the un-undead?
 
Stacked Librarian
2007-02-13 09:04:47 PM
I'd have to go with a zombie cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff.

There's no way anything human could remember that handle.
 
Mobiusrenoire
2007-02-13 09:05:01 PM
Snakes. Zombie snakes. On a mfing plane. Yeah, not even Samuel L could save us from that.
 
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