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(Tampa Bay Online)   Treat her this Valentine's Day with a romantic Animal Sex tour at the Zoo   ( divider line
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9964 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2007 at 3:13 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-02-13 01:28:23 PM  
Interesting honey but I could have done without you opening the wine with a pigs cack.
2007-02-13 01:43:14 PM
2007-02-13 02:48:33 PM  
Yeah, nothing turns me on more than manatee sex.
2007-02-13 03:18:29 PM  
FTFA: ...and crowds are kept deliberately inmate.

2007-02-13 03:19:04 PM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's copy the monkies
And go fling our poo

/the lady, she's a fecalphiliac
2007-02-13 03:19:21 PM  
E.T. Eddie Torez the extra testicle.

*beep beep beep beep*
2007-02-13 03:19:28 PM  
Pigs farking. Just what my girlfriend wanted.
2007-02-13 03:19:37 PM

Yes, the mollusk is a randy little bastard...
2007-02-13 03:20:10 PM  
Then go home and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
2007-02-13 03:20:21 PM  
Everytime I go to the zoo, the turtles are farking. Doesnt matter if its V-Day or not. Must be my cologne.
2007-02-13 03:21:31 PM  
"Oh, intercourse the penguin!"
2007-02-13 03:22:18 PM  
I heard the Anna Nicole & Mufasa exhibit was the mane attraction last year.

/how you like that pun?
//oh god..
2007-02-13 03:23:11 PM  
just stay away from the cheetah enclosure...

/old story; a zoo tour guide apologizes to a group as they approach the monkey exhibit, saying that it's their mating season and the primates were all in the back area, "busy". one visitor asks if they'd maybe come out if the guests threw em some peanuts? the guide answers, "i dunno lady, would you?"
2007-02-13 03:24:25 PM  
I went to the zoo during mating season, and every other kid was crying after the lion exhibit. It was awesome.
2007-02-13 03:24:56 PM  
2007-02-13 03:25:20 PM  
the guide answers, "i dunno lady, would you?"

For peanuts? Hell yeah. I'd come out naked sporting a throbbing erection, but what the hell.

/that's how I answer the door for evangelists
2007-02-13 03:25:38 PM  
For V-day, I gave my sweetie a little rumpy-pumpy one year.
2007-02-13 03:25:58 PM  
Zoos charge about $50 per person for the tours,

Me & my honey just go down to de pound and watch da doggie style fer free.
2007-02-13 03:26:17 PM
2007-02-13 03:26:52 PM
get some..
2007-02-13 03:27:23 PM  
Anyone else read that as "Anal Sex Tour"?
2007-02-13 03:29:51 PM  
Did he come?

/famous last words
2007-02-13 03:30:16 PM  
"whales have like 10-foot-long whatevers."

ahaha....that just strikes me as funny,

/what is it with people saying "like" all the time anyway?
2007-02-13 03:30:27 PM  
2007-02-13 03:30:55 PM
2007-02-13 03:31:22 PM  
Like, how else are people supposed to talk?
2007-02-13 03:31:51 PM  
All I saw was Treat her Valentines Day with Animal Sex...think I'll run with that one.
2007-02-13 03:32:16 PM  
MadScientist YEP.
2007-02-13 03:32:25 PM  
I see the Sex Farm will have some competition ...

/got nothin'
2007-02-13 03:32:55 PM  
If the big cats are still in cages at the zoo; or able to get close to the crowd in their enclosure; heed this warning; especially during mating season: When I was about 4 years old; my family went with my cousins to the zoo. One of the big male lions PEED on my 6 year old cousin. Not just a little; she was drenched before anyone had time to react. You think cat pee stinks? That their litter box stinks? Boy; howdy! You have NO idea!!!
2007-02-13 03:33:26 PM (1913061) San Francisco Zoo's animal-sex tour includes such highlights as an elephant with a penchant for 18-wheeler truck tires, a zebra that is infatuated with a giraffe and Cobby the Chimp, who is fond of his keepers' rubber boots

2007-02-13 03:34:47 PM
2007-02-13 03:35:14 PM  
I just wish humans had prehensile tongues.

/giraffes FTW
2007-02-13 03:38:08 PM  
WOO HOO! "Jungle Love" at Central Park Zoo!

/ Helped promote this event
// Sells out every year
/// One of the only events at the zoo where there aren't hyperactive/over-indulged children around to ruin the fun!
2007-02-13 03:39:27 PM  
"Let's go to the zoo to watch the monkeys do it...
The monkeys... they don't justa do it... they make-a love..."

2007-02-13 03:40:32 PM  
Ok so I misread that headline.....

Thought it said anal not animal.
2007-02-13 03:43:31 PM
2007-02-13 03:45:01 PM  
strayling: do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

I glad I am not they only one singing that.
2007-02-13 03:50:33 PM  
I worked at a zoo that tried to hold a similar event. It was creepy because only single men showed up.
2007-02-13 03:51:11 PM  
any man who'd do the Prairie Chicken dance for me? I'm his.
2007-02-13 03:53:17 PM  
I wonder if they have any sloths....
2007-02-13 03:55:42 PM  
DonnaDMK: One of the big male lions PEED on my 6 year old cousin.

Just a guess, but would that happen to have been the Des Moines, Iowa zoo? Same thing happened to my youngest brother there, back in 1982.
2007-02-13 03:58:35 PM  
At Bush Gardens in Tampa one time, kid was asking his mother what the monkeys were doing. The mother consulted with her friend/sister/whatever next to her, when (after about 30-45 seconds of debating) they figure out what the monkeys are doing. At that time she screamed "They're farking!!" and she grabbed her child and ran away.
2007-02-13 04:00:15 PM  
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc...

Home Movies?
2007-02-13 04:08:53 PM  
Say honey, what's gray and comes in quarts?

/Let's go to the zoo and find out!
2007-02-13 04:09:01 PM  

I glad I am not they only one singing that.

Pardon me, sir, but I can't quite understand your banter.
2007-02-13 04:09:41 PM  
So, this is different from any other Wednesday how . . . ?
2007-02-13 04:13:24 PM  
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even people with disease do it
Let's do it
Let's make hot animal love

/I think that's how it goes
2007-02-13 04:15:28 PM  
2007-02-13 04:15:53 PM  
They're doing the same thing at Franklin Park Zoo in Boston
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