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(Jpost.com)   Unless you're a freelance international rioter, now is not a good time to take a vacation to Jerusalem   (jpost.com) divider line 26
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2007-02-13 02:29:20 AM
Jerusalem = The final battle.
 
2007-02-13 02:30:52 AM
you know, the article didn't really seem to say that so much...
 
2007-02-13 02:31:18 AM
Damn, I was going to come in here and get myself in the Boobies timewarp.

Jesus caused riots. Nothin's changed much, I guess.
 
2007-02-13 02:36:57 AM
Good news! I am a freelance international rioter!
 
2007-02-13 02:38:29 AM
freelance international rioter is diffinitly going on my resumee!
 
2007-02-13 02:38:31 AM
Yeah, I'm sure Jerusalem will be a lot safer next year. Such violence is rare in the region and this is surely a fluke that won't repeat any time soon.
 
2007-02-13 02:44:54 AM
I just shipped something to Israel via eBay. I'm so getting a dispute on paypal now.
 
2007-02-13 02:45:30 AM
This is good news. I was getting tired of working European soccer matches. This sounds like an exciting new opportunity.

/Freelance international rioter
 
2007-02-13 02:47:59 AM
I used to name my C partition/drive Jerusalem because of all the windows system files related fragmentation

Someone just needs to type fdisk

FYI: Some others,
Jerusalem = Windows
Paris = Documents
Moscow = Downloads
 
2007-02-13 02:51:00 AM
h to the 'ojo: Jerusalem = Windows
Paris = Documents
Moscow = Downloads


Bangkok = Pr0n
 
2007-02-13 02:54:05 AM
Damn, and I have tickets to go there and do the stations of the cross next week. I've got a nice big one picked out to carry and everything. If there is time we were planning to get baptized in the Jordan River and tear the veil in the Holy of Holies. Oh well, I guess we can still go through with our follow-up vist to East Timor though...

/the kids will love it!
 
2007-02-13 02:58:48 AM
I'll go next year!

/no I won't. I'll spend my money somewhere less insane, maybe cuba.
 
2007-02-13 02:58:59 AM
I used to know a freelance rioter. Forget what they called themselves, always wore the same bandanas, usually masks and started crap at large 'potential' gatherings. Crazy arse anarchist.
 
2007-02-13 03:04:13 AM
here's a article that better explains it
http://www.boston.com/news/world/articles/2007/02/10/riots_erupt_at_jerusalem_ site/
 
2007-02-13 03:42:18 AM
Some "holy land..."
 
2007-02-13 04:33:13 AM
I was a freelance international rioter. I just got sick of the arseholes in that scene.

/i don't do religious riots
//unless they're against religion
///rioting... the unbeatable high!!
 
2007-02-13 05:56:29 AM
I'm a freelance domestic rioter, you damn pinkos.
 
2007-02-13 07:26:25 AM
even better, freelance 'rescuer'. 60 minutes did a special on that guy....he had no real qualifications but he would travel to disaster areas and just start taking over rescue missions....during floods, earthquakes, et cetera
 
2007-02-13 08:40:58 AM
Meh, the Romans and Babylonians destroyed the cool stuff
 
2007-02-13 08:51:38 AM
Close. Maybe next time.

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2007-02-13 08:55:50 AM
I was in Jerusalem less than a month ago...it seemed quite tranquil to me.

//and pretty
///distracted by the hot Israeli women
 
2007-02-13 09:06:16 AM
I couldn't decide between Baghdad or Jerusalem for my upcoming vacation, but I think I'm going to go with Iraq now that I've been informed.
 
2007-02-13 09:15:26 AM
 
2007-02-13 10:03:53 AM
NUKE Jerusalem, Mecca and the Vatican it will end the problem.
 
2007-02-13 10:10:48 AM
lolmao666: NUKE Jerusalem, Mecca and the Vatican it will end the problem.

Hells, yeah - destroying the Temple worked for the Romans.

/Idiota.
 
2007-02-13 12:14:44 PM
kidkeno

Jerusalem = The final battle.

Yeah, that one is hard. The fireballs Jesus shoots out of his mouth are hard to dodge and they take off like half your life.
 
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