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(ESPN)   Anna Benson's husband out for season with rotator cuff tear, dealing devastating blow to any attention whoring she hopes to accomplish this season   (sports.espn.go.com ) divider line
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2007-02-12 03:15:50 PM  
Well there goes the Orioles' hope of a Wild-Card run
/not really, O's don't have a chance, but the injury does suck
 
2007-02-12 03:19:30 PM  
One can always hope there's a home sex video to be released.
 
2007-02-12 03:46:52 PM  
Damn...I didn't realize that she had such a huge rack.

Thanks GIS!
 
2007-02-12 03:49:57 PM  
www.armchairgm.com

GIS FTW!!!
 
2007-02-12 04:01:57 PM  
submitter: tear

There's no crying in baseball!

/oh, wait ;-)
 
2007-02-12 06:05:59 PM  
So why is he just finding this out now? The article didn't say that he had been playing winter ball or anything. I suspect that he enjoyed his offseason and finally got around to getting it checked. The O's should sue.
 
2007-02-12 07:15:43 PM  
Oh, she'll find a new man as a platform for her attention whoring if need be. Don't you worry about her.
 
2007-02-12 09:13:52 PM  
Thanks for John Maine, guys!!
 
2007-02-12 10:13:01 PM  
Beatle_Matt: FYI, you're looking at a massive, massive amount of anti-gravity bra-itude and tons of airbrushing. Keep flipping through the GIS to get her non-posed pictures. Not gonna bring the thread down by putting that in here, but let's just say, photographer's tricks in serious play.
 
2007-02-12 10:48:30 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2007-02-12 10:58:19 PM  
/Die-hard O's fan
 
2007-02-13 12:52:33 AM  
The Orioles should just give up as a franchise.
 
2007-02-13 03:39:17 AM  
fark Kris Benson I'd step up and hit it for the sake of the Orioles and I'm a Twins fan.
 
2007-02-13 05:31:20 AM  
Until Peter Angelos sells we're not going to win anyhow.
 
2007-02-13 09:13:11 AM  
Fear not! You have Steve Traschel to replace him
 
2007-02-13 09:30:43 AM  
If I have to fark Anna Benson to help the Orioles out...well, let's just say that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
 
2007-02-13 10:27:32 AM  
So why is he just finding this out now? The article didn't say that he had been playing winter ball or anything. I suspect that he enjoyed his offseason and finally got around to getting it checked. The O's should sue.

My thought exactly. Just a month ago, they traded a fifth starter and reliable if unspectacular arm in Rodrigo Lopez. And he went for two minor leaguers who aren't even invited to camp.

Hell, they could have even held on to Bruce Chen and been better off than with Trachsel.
 
2007-02-13 11:05:53 AM  
This is how much being an o's fan sucks: kris benson out for the season is a MAJOR blow
 
2007-02-13 12:39:29 PM  
I love how Kris Benson is now being referred to as "Anna Benson's husband."
 
2007-02-13 07:45:44 PM  
This is good:
Anna Benson (pops)

You might want to adjust the volume (NSFW language)
 
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