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(Newsday)   Truck turns over easy on VA hiway: 165,000 eggs scrambled in runny accident. Driver whips away before police are omelet scene. Cops fry to find driver, but that doesn't pan out. No yolk   (newsday.com) divider line 89
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2007-02-11 08:30:05 AM
...you are fired.
 
2007-02-11 08:30:18 AM
I chuckle at your poultry attempt at humor.
 
2007-02-11 08:33:37 AM
These word-play headlines are never funny
 
2007-02-11 08:33:48 AM
Never before have so many puns been crammed into so few words. Excellent job submitter.
 
2007-02-11 08:52:24 AM
that headline has it all. +1
 
2007-02-11 09:00:16 AM
Try to look at the sunny-side up of it.
 
2007-02-11 09:11:41 AM
eggcellent.
 
2007-02-11 09:17:29 AM
I submitted this with eggsactly the same headline.

/I eggsaggerate
 
2007-02-11 09:19:40 AM
Law Talkin' Guy: I submitted this with eggsactly the same headline.

He poached it.

Personally, I agree with bobbooty that these pun headlines are pretty fowl.
 
2007-02-11 09:25:40 AM
kronicfeld: Personally, I agree with bobbooty that these pun headlines are pretty fowl.

Tar and feather submitter?
 
2007-02-11 09:37:25 AM
That's one scrambled headline
 
2007-02-11 10:04:12 AM
My way or the "hiway"!
/Hi!
//How's it going?
 
2007-02-11 10:10:32 AM
You better run, egg!!!
 
2007-02-11 10:49:57 AM
img181.imageshack.us
 
2007-02-11 10:55:03 AM
Boil him in hot water.
 
2007-02-11 11:07:22 AM
Sure the puns are bad, but you all will get over easy it now.
 
2007-02-11 11:26:22 AM
I am walking on eggshells.
 
2007-02-11 11:28:10 AM
...and yet they always seem to get greenlit

I weep for humanity.
 
2007-02-11 11:54:42 AM
You stole almost all the puns, subby - go to shell!

/Eggscruiating
 
2007-02-11 11:56:34 AM
Cops fry to find driver? WTF? Somebody please explain this.
 
2007-02-11 11:56:45 AM
"I am the eggman! Goo goo ga joob!"

/I coulda been the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people
//goes off to have another beer
 
2007-02-11 11:58:51 AM
He poached my idea for a headline!
 
2007-02-11 11:59:14 AM
Everybody's an eggspert these days :(
 
2007-02-11 11:59:33 AM
woo woo my hometown.
 
2007-02-11 11:59:56 AM
I sure am glad the bad puns are ova...
 
2007-02-11 11:59:59 AM
duckpoopy: Cops fry try to find driver? WTF? Somebody please explain this.

C'mon...
 
2007-02-11 12:00:43 PM
It doesn't take a hard-boiled detective to beat this mess!



/Capitol Beltway FOR TEH WIN!
 
2007-02-11 12:00:51 PM
This is a headline on drugs...
 
2007-02-11 12:01:51 PM
Humpty Dumpty was unavailable for comment...
 
2007-02-11 12:01:52 PM
I just snorted runny eggs out of my node. God.
 
2007-02-11 12:03:00 PM
Come on, a story like this is BEGGING for pictures.
 
2007-02-11 12:04:16 PM
http://www.prankplace.com/peterpetrie.htm
 
2007-02-11 12:04:28 PM
FTA: ...Instead, the cleaning crew used kitty litter -- 250 pounds of it -- to absorb the highway omelet then swept it up and took it away in three trash bins, Morris said.

Can't beat that.
 
2007-02-11 12:06:04 PM
That headline was lame.
 
2007-02-11 12:07:04 PM
Couldn't find the driver, maybe he was chicken?
 
2007-02-11 12:07:49 PM
The driver swerved to miss a chicken that was crossing the road
 
2007-02-11 12:09:48 PM
thats not eggxactly how it happened
 
2007-02-11 12:11:01 PM
that was rotten. then again, i'm a hard-boiled critic.
also, my name.
 
2007-02-11 12:12:20 PM
Wonder if they hatched any other schemes?
 
2007-02-11 12:13:05 PM
FTA: ...Instead, the cleaning crew used kitty litter -- 250 pounds of it -- to absorb the highway omelet then swept it up and took it away in three trash bins, Morris said.

As in Morris The Cat?
 
2007-02-11 12:13:06 PM
Subby is cracked.
 
2007-02-11 12:13:29 PM
If it were summer they coulda just let the mess fry and then cover it with tabasco.
 
2007-02-11 12:14:50 PM
...sphincter
 
2007-02-11 12:14:51 PM
I thought that was brilliant.

Well done, smitty.
 
2007-02-11 12:15:19 PM
Too much effort. It's like watching Jim Carrey desperately trying to be funny.
 
2007-02-11 12:17:07 PM
please please PLEASE tell me someone here is going to use these puns for a team name at the Poultry Days tournament in Versailles, Ohio.
 
2007-02-11 12:21:01 PM
funny headlines are not all what they're cracked up to be.
 
2007-02-11 12:22:46 PM
Is that Egg on your face?
 
2007-02-11 12:23:01 PM
Sometimes these headlines are funny. Not this time. -1
 
2007-02-11 12:25:18 PM
Quit yolkin' around, subby!
 
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