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8988 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Feb 2007 at 5:57 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-02-11 05:57:20 AM

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2007-02-11 06:03:02 AM  
vince valentine? i think that's his name.. the gunslinger from FFVII.

/i'd said birdo better be on this list, good on them
//but raphael should have been much higher... "en garde!"
2007-02-11 06:20:08 AM  
man it was tough to jump on birdos eggs....

/ok only when i was young
//smb2 is that brother with the wierd face and the short left arm
///you love him
/V but damn
2007-02-11 06:23:13 AM  
What about the couple in Banjo-Tooie that you have to rescue in the pirate/water area?
2007-02-11 06:52:54 AM  
They're hiding in the bushes! (p) NSFW?
2007-02-11 07:11:53 AM  
Um, what made you go to to begin with?

/thinks subby is teh gay
2007-02-11 08:00:19 AM  
Hmmm. It seems that this list gained a few items since it was last linked... on fark...
2007-02-11 08:08:15 AM  
wegro froestu: Don Flamenco unavailable for comment

I came in here to say something similar. I mean, for Pete's sake, it's Don Flamenco!
2007-02-11 08:18:25 AM  

tell me about it. he was really open about it too. He said something like "I look so good, you know you want to kiss me"
2007-02-11 09:20:45 AM  
2007-02-11 09:25:58 AM  
An entire website for gay gamers. Makes perfect sense, of course, and I ought to have anticipated it - but it's kind of cool that the internet can still surprise me. Wonder how large their base is, and what % gay/lesbian? It being gaming, I would guess that the fellas predominate.
I would have thought Lara Croft would have gotten a mention, if only for the large lesbian following she has.
/Ah, the internets.
2007-02-11 09:30:34 AM  
Smiths: ...gaygamer?

Probably should be called a "gaymer."
2007-02-11 09:41:58 AM  
"Pierre and Gerard Magimel - Shadow Hearts: Covenant"

They're not gay they're French - its hard the tell the difference.
2007-02-11 10:01:47 AM  

Me calls Horsedoody!
2007-02-11 10:02:21 AM

This list makes Seymour sad
2007-02-11 10:15:43 AM  
This list fails because it doesn't have Link from Twilight Princess.

I mean, seriously, why did Nintendo design Link to rip off the flaming gay cartoon character who was designed to be a ripoff of Link in the first place?
2007-02-11 10:39:51 AM  
Bloody William

Wait...Link is a boy!?


Say it ain't so!!
2007-02-11 11:23:10 AM  
That one dude from Enchanted Arms isn't on that list?!?!?...most annoying RPG character, beside Gwendolyn from Dragon Warrior
2007-02-11 11:27:45 AM  
Cassata26: ZANGIEF?

Me calls Horsedoody!

Zangief is a total bear.
2007-02-11 11:34:46 AM  
no list is complete with out this (pops)
2007-02-11 11:38:54 AM  
Uh, he totally missed Flea from Crono Trigger. Even the characters in the game refered to him as a her, until he gets mad and tries to kick their ass.
2007-02-11 11:54:42 AM  

man it was tough to jump on birdos eggs....

2007-02-11 12:17:59 PM  
This guy isn't on the list at all?

Makoto (マコト): Also a student at Enchant University, Makoto is another of Atsuma's and Toya's friends - and a flamboyant transvestite. Atsuma just sees him as a woman trapped in a man's body. Makoto has a major crush on Toya and is not afraid to show it.

/terrible game
//feels dirty for playing it
2007-02-11 12:33:03 PM  
I consider to be something of an avid gamer myself, and I haven't heard of well over half of those games. Guess I'm not as avid as I thought.

2007-02-11 12:33:52 PM  
flea was in the honorable mention
2007-02-11 12:59:06 PM  
Kinda surprised that Cloud & Sephiroth didn't get there on the merit of being the subjects of way too many slash fanfics on the internet.
2007-02-11 01:00:47 PM  
Please. You only thought Raphael was gay if you couldn't defeat him. Now Voldo, THAT alien was a flammer.
2007-02-11 01:19:09 PM  
I was only mildly amused, until I got to Zangeif. My sides still hurt from the laughter.
2007-02-11 02:00:51 PM  
No Raden from Metal Gear, he looks like Bowie from Labrynth
2007-02-11 02:22:54 PM  
IrishHammer: Please. You only thought Raphael was gay if you couldn't defeat him. Now Voldo, THAT alien was a flammer.

Raphael may be gay, but I can kick ass with him! And Voldo, that nasty thigh-jiggly move always creeped me out.
2007-02-11 03:01:25 PM  
needs more guilty gear.
2007-02-11 03:47:23 PM  
Ridiculous. They forgot Rasputin, the only fighting game character who can and WILL do a sexual move on the other players.

2007-02-11 04:05:11 PM  
ok now I HAVE to play metal gear solid.

and Shadow Hearts: Covenant is awesome.
2007-02-11 04:25:38 PM  
Can I have back that 20 minutes I wasted reading that tripe?

They're just GAMES.

2007-02-11 06:14:07 PM  
"Can I have back that 20 minutes I wasted reading that tripe?

They're just GAMES.


You know, you're no goddamn fun at all. This is why we can't have nice things.
2007-02-11 06:25:00 PM  
Conspicuously absent:

Jimmy Hopkins from Bullworth Academy for Naughty, Naughty Boys

Mario and the Enchanted Orgasmatron

Peter Molyneux

/These are magic words that Tingle's invented himself.
//Don't steal them!
2007-02-11 06:30:25 PM  
I have to play some Duke Nukem and Tomb Raider to get teh anti-hiv.
2007-02-11 07:18:06 PM  
2007-02-11 09:01:52 PM  

No Vega?

2007-02-11 10:25:13 PM  
I call shenanigans on Cho Aniki only being number 2.
2007-02-11 10:38:50 PM  
tingle tingle kooloo-limpah!
2007-02-12 12:03:39 AM  
No Reks from Final Fantasy XII?
2007-02-12 12:26:21 AM  

This guy isn't on the list at all?

*pic of Makoto*


What's worse is that he comes back in disguise as one of the coolest characters in the game. About half way through I picked that it was Makoto, but damn...
2007-02-12 09:01:30 AM  
I always figured Maxi was gayer than Raphael, personally. Atleast Raphael can justify himself by noting that he is Spanish, but Maxi's just gay. Just look at him! He's got that faggy Sigfried and Roy costume, Flock of Seagulls haircut, and the stylized transformer eyebrows. The only thing he's missing is a rainbow sash around his waist, but thank god it's just purple! C'mon, people.
2007-02-12 01:07:38 PM  

No, the gayest character from SC is raph. Maxi reminds me more of elvis than anything

I'm surprised that Lee (a.k.a. violet) from Tekken 5 didn't make it.

Seriously, when you beat the game with him his CG has him sitting at a pool in leisure attire with a bunch of muscular men in speedos walking around, not a single chick to be found. And to top it off he has Hehachi (a 60-something year old muscular boss) wearing nothing but a bowtie and a banana-hammoc serving him drinks...
2007-02-12 01:47:49 PM  
I'm surprised that they got the character from Knights of the Old Republic, but not the pair (one male, one female) from Jade Empire...
2007-02-12 01:52:50 PM  
All the guys from ENCHANTED ARMS. Worst game ever. I'm a lib, and even I would let a kid play this game. My wife was constantly walking in the room asking if she had really heard the game correct. I played this game to the end (thanks to the utter lack of 360 RPGS). Don't want to spoil the end... but lines include "I didn't know cross-dressing could be so macho" and the cut scenes include boy on boy action. And yes, they meant it in a very gay way.
2007-02-12 01:54:00 PM  
now I have a "gaygamer" URL in my history, that's gonna be nice
2007-02-12 03:46:09 PM  

Can't agree with that. I mean, I think they're both gay, but I always considered Maxi to be slightly gayer. And I have a feeling that Sophitia and Cassandra have a little incestous greek pita lapping in their past, if you understand the vernacular.

/Cass is my favorite by far
//Tai Chi chick gets a close second
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