Do, do, do, do you have it??? GUTS!
The media says You Can't Do That On Television
I Double Dare the driver to do it again
Get the Picture?

Ironically, the accident was caused one of the truck's tires blowing out, due to a ruptured innard tube.

COWS ON BUNS.

COWS GOT GUNS.

funny thing. This happened on 101 in san fransisco a while back while i was driving. Dodging cow intestines isn't hard in a huge traffic jam...but it sure does smell bad...

He won't have the guts to do that again!

This guy's driving habits were an udder disgrace, glad he got charged with a mooving violation.

/honks horn
//heh..horn

I was just thinking if it were August and hot enough, just sling in some peppers and eggs...voila...dinner is served.

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they call me con anthe destroyer of threads

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He probably feels gutted about this.

I hope they found the 'Moo Button'



/boo mutton

Please tell me he wasn't driving a Ballpark Franks truck. Cause that's the only kind I eat.

/it did say intestines and bones, not lips and assholes.
//so, I'm good!

At least the distraction wasn't a cell phone this time.

It's Only Castles Burning

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LOL

5OV

fwiw - i still hate you with a burning hatred for 'that' set of pics you posted sometime ago

i was driving down the road the other day trying to change the radio.... and as soon as I got the old one taken out...

My bad pun detector still exploded, subby owes me a new one

Vermont just outlawed the following for safety reasons: music players, cow intestines, bones, beef byproducts, 25 year old men, anyone named Ryan, Interstate 43, driving at 2:15 am and semis.

Vermont "The Nerf State"

sivazh it did say intestines and bones, not lips and assholes.

Well, that depends on how close to each end the intestines were cut off, doesn't it?

Whats teh big deal? This happens in Seattle at least once a week. It always seems to be on I-5 underneath the convention center. Theres some truck that goes through there on a regular route to some dog food company that always loses part of its load. Guts everywhere. Had to wash the stink out of my undercarriage on several occasions. Few months ago some poor schmuck got hit in the windsheild with a pile and had to take the exit there that takes you right to the center of downtown to pull the shiat off his car.


/yuk

So that's what beef by-products are.yuck.

If it had been sheep intestines, they could have scraped it up and made the world's biggest haggis!

Can you say 'WIS-CON-SIN'?

"...and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."

EVERYBODY CHORIZO !!!!

Something doesn't add up here. Almost 80,000 lbs? Trailers are limited to approximately 45,000 of freight. The article didn't specify if it was a piggyback or not, but I'm guessing the author took the weight of the entire rig and mistook it for the load of guts.

/used to work in logistics
//likes hot dogs

Pics???

berniex: EVERYBODY CHORIZO !!!!

Nah, chorizo is made from salivary glands - not intestines.

Can I just point out that the "40 tons" measurement is almost certainly bullshiat?

40 tons = 2000lbs x 40 = 80,000lbs.

80,000 lbs is the gross legal weight of a semi plus it's load. Even when a truck runs overweight, an 80k load weight is ridiculous. The trailer would fall to pieces. Thus, we either have an extremely stupid journo who thought that 1 ton = 1000 lbs, or a mildly stupid journo who thought that for some reason 20 tons of cow guts wasn't sensational enough.

/20 tons of guts is still icky