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(charleston daily mail)   Mom of the Year candidate blows a .369 BAC after crashing with daughter in the car, on the way to what was probably going to be a really entertaining Girl Scout meeting   (dailymail.com ) divider line
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2007-02-09 12:48:36 PM  
The poor daughter...

/Been there, unfortunately.
 
2007-02-09 12:50:17 PM  
Mom probably would have tossed her cookies.
 
2007-02-09 12:51:40 PM  
i really like to see at least a .375 before i start dishing out awards
 
2007-02-09 12:59:33 PM  
perhaps she was just using Purell?
 
2007-02-09 01:02:00 PM  
www.explosm.net
 
2007-02-09 01:04:36 PM  
I don't know about you, but I'd stand back when a "Nitro woman" blows.
 
2007-02-09 01:10:06 PM  
Mom of the Year candidate blows a .369 BAC after crashing with daughter in the car, on the way to what was probably going to be a really entertaining Girl Scout meeting

"OK, girls. Today we're going to make pinhole cameras using orange juice containers. Did everyone bring one? I brough my vodka!"
 
2007-02-09 01:10:37 PM  
I watch Baby Kaga on Saturdays and I would go crazy without a little Makers Mark to calm my nerves.

/Sweet sweet Makers Mark... Yummmm.....
//I hate children and barely tolerate my own.
 
2007-02-09 01:12:17 PM  
That BAC is damn close to causing a coma (0.4). Throw the book at her.
 
2007-02-09 01:12:50 PM  
OlafTheBent

/Been there, unfortunately.

Nitro, WV? I'm very sorry.
 
2007-02-09 01:14:29 PM  
RocketRod: I don't know about you, but I'd stand back when a "Nitro woman" blows.

or stand closer and whip it out, depending on what you're into.
 
2007-02-09 01:19:43 PM  
"Mother of the Year" trifecta in play?
 
2007-02-09 01:20:51 PM  
Head on.

/ Apply directly to the tree.
 
2007-02-09 01:21:22 PM  
How was she even able to walk to the car? .369 is insane
 
2007-02-09 01:21:44 PM  
.369? Nitro woman, indeed!
 
2007-02-09 01:22:41 PM  

"And tonight, Jenny's mom is going to teach us about how to dance topless on a bar! Isn't that EXCITING?"


/meh

 
2007-02-09 01:22:47 PM  
I don't know. If I had to choose between this mom and the mom that helped a man rape her child, I think I'd choose this one. I mean, I can always protect myself by wearing a seatbelt.
 
2007-02-09 01:23:29 PM  
Mom?
 
2007-02-09 01:23:58 PM  
Nitro woman? How big was the explosion?
 
2007-02-09 01:24:50 PM  
A .369! Probably higher than her GPA!
 
2007-02-09 01:25:26 PM  
I think I'd choose this one. I mean, I can always protect myself by wearing a seatbelt.

Unless the mom crashes off a bridge into a river...
 
2007-02-09 01:25:41 PM  
so if crashing you car after drinking is so horrible what's that make all the thousands of people who crash while totally sober?
 
2007-02-09 01:25:57 PM  
The sad part is that she didn't score any Brownie points before the wreck.
 
2007-02-09 01:25:57 PM  
I don't know. If I had to choose between this mom and the mom that helped a man rape her child, I think I'd choose this one. I mean, I can always protect myself by wearing a seatbelt.

Oh Yeah? How are you going to feel when your drunk of mother runs over your dog? Huh? Answer me that. Yeah some emotional scars just never go away. Besides according to the rape thread it's not so bad, just lie back and think of England.
 
2007-02-09 01:26:15 PM  
.369? Mathematically, to her I look like Brad Pitt.
 
2007-02-09 01:29:33 PM  
I'd love to blow a 3.141 sometime and explain to the judge that I just ate some pie.
 
2007-02-09 01:30:27 PM  
I love the new DWI Shame Calculation that is in vogue with local news outlets these days.

BAC / .08 = DWI Shame Value

"She was 4 TIMES over the bullshiat MADD created limit!!!1!11"

I can't wait until we get the evil legislature to make the limit .01 so we can say:

"She was 37 TIMES OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT! GET A FARKING ROPE!"
 
2007-02-09 01:31:07 PM  
greyduk: dumb picture

umm... I'm glad that related AT ALL to the thread! lol...there was a guy on TF who posted pics like that all the time, Branacals I think.

way to go!!!! :)
 
2007-02-09 01:31:26 PM  
Zowwie .369....They're usually incapacitated or dead by then. I had a guy in the ER with a stab wound who had a .42 once though, and he was up and lucid.
 
2007-02-09 01:33:23 PM  
Personally I always aim for a .357 BAC.
 
2007-02-09 01:35:25 PM  
She was framed by the little man with a big stick police officer whom she refused to blow.
 
2007-02-09 01:36:18 PM  
submitter: on the way to what was probably going to be a really entertaining Girl Scout meeting

Or the start of a really hot porn given the trend here lately.
 
2007-02-09 01:36:43 PM  
Zowwie .369....They're usually incapacitated or dead by then. I had a guy in the ER with a stab wound who had a .42 once though, and he was up and lucid.

I've blown .40+ before (not while driving) and was at least "awake" -- I'm not sure I was very lucid. I did throw up horribly and spent the next day with an acute case of veisalgia while my body decided what in the hell to do with the excess acetaldehyde until my dehydrogenase enzymes got back up to base. It felt like I just popped an entire bottle of disulfiram the night before!
 
2007-02-09 01:36:53 PM  
She only had one margarita... I mean she hadn't eaten all day, she didn't know it would effect her that much!
 
2007-02-09 01:42:02 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2007-02-09 01:42:29 PM  
to all the people shocked and amazed at her BAC:

if someone has a BAC of .369, they are obviously a chronic alcoholic. if you drink insanely large amounts of alcohol every day, you get a tolerance. while this amount of booze would make a normal person unconscious, this is not the case if you drink 1 to 2 liters of 80 proof alocohol everyday as some sever alcoholics do.

/not trying to say she wasnt extremely wasted, and she is a horrible parent for putting a child in that situation. i just wanted to help clear things up for you folks.
 
2007-02-09 01:43:50 PM  
/Sweet sweet Makers Mark... Yummmm.....
//I hate children and barely tolerate my own.


Hahahaha...wait, what?
 
2007-02-09 01:45:48 PM  
count chocula
while this amount of booze would make a normal person unconscious, this is not the case if you drink 1 to 2 liters of 80 proof alocohol everyday as some sever alcoholics do.

I believe you mean college student.

/Blew above that on a test machine a frat had
//was not in the frat but did win the who can blow the highest BAC for the night
 
2007-02-09 01:45:49 PM  
www.gibson.com

Playing next month, at the Hickton County Fairgrounds!!! JACKYYYYYLLLL!! Featuring their new hit NITRO WOMAAAANNN!!
 
2007-02-09 01:48:08 PM  
So is Fark going to actually have a Mother of the Year Award or is this whole cliché just bullshiat?
 
2007-02-09 01:49:05 PM  
saraforthewin

He was commenting on the headline using an outdated Internet meme. Duh.

Besides, how often does the Ha! Ha! Guy add to the thread? He's just there to add win.
 
2007-02-09 01:49:22 PM  
/Sweet sweet Makers Mark... Yummmm.....
//I hate children and barely tolerate my own.

Dad?
 
2007-02-09 01:50:02 PM  
Uncle Karl

count chocula
while this amount of booze would make a normal person unconscious, this is not the case if you drink 1 to 2 liters of 80 proof alocohol everyday as some sever alcoholics do.

I believe you mean college student.


Or the bums in Moscow.
 
2007-02-09 01:50:44 PM  
"So is Fark going to actually have a Mother of the Year Award or is this whole cliché just bullshiat?"

I think we roll it into the headline of the year contest.
 
2007-02-09 01:51:04 PM  
Definitely not a "Mom of the Year" candidate because she obviously drank ALL the booze. Now if the kid also blew a 0.2 or higher, then we're probably looking at a winner.
 
2007-02-09 01:51:25 PM  
.369 Is pretty impressive. I'll bet she could barely walk, much less drive.
 
2007-02-09 01:54:13 PM  
In Florida, that's nothing. There'd have to be a taserin'!
 
2007-02-09 01:55:25 PM  
.369?! from a woman?!

holy shiat.
 
2007-02-09 01:56:36 PM  
with that BAC... this article should have a HERO tag
 
2007-02-09 01:57:24 PM  
According to this, I'd have to drink 25 shots of straight booze in an hour to be that trashed.

I've had some rough days, but, damn.
 
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