Quick, picture of a train wreck, stat!

I hate chool.

Odd, the main page still says "chool", I swear.

Too kool for chool.

Not after chool!

Subby is showing his age.
Kids nowadays just do it in the road.

Too kool for chool.
?

Hmmm... My first fark also drove her parent's Ford Tempo...

/I knew she was cheating on me!!!

The Beatles are not exactly "kids nowadays". Most of them are dead.

This headline made me feel old.

and me young

submitter is a liar. Farkers never get laid

I remember getting my sex ed in Submitter's mom's Tempo.

Katzenjammer

Hmmm... My first fark also drove her parent's Ford Tempo...

Mine too. 1985 model as well. It was her mom's.

Crikey!

If only there were some kind of sex-ed tutor that driven young men and women could go to. Imagine, you could pay money and have this person give you private lessons. What could possibly go wrong?

you made out with a Ford Tempo?

/wait, I don't wanna know
//use lunch breaks for sex-ed with submitter's mom in '71

British academics recommend high-school students get after-school sex education. Submitter remembers cramming in his sex ed during lunch hour in the parking lot in the classroom that was his girlfriend's mom's 1985 Ford Tempo

A buddy of mine from highschool somehow commandeered a 1985 Ford Tempo from his parents in the Midwest and drove it out here to California for his senior year of highschool.

He called it the Ford-rrari. I think he crammed in his sex ed during lunch hour in the parking lot in the classroom that was his girlfriend's mom in the 1985 Ford Tempo.

"Tempo" The Ford marketing people were quite cheeky, weren't they?

I was one year old when that took place, subby.

Please leave your ocarinas at home or they will be confiscated.

Not too sure about the Tempo, but my friend got plenty of hot lovin' in his grandmother's 1989 Ford Escort.

Two door, sedan model, dinky little spoiler in the back, aqua green. Fun as hell to ride around in. Even nicer to pretend that it was a rally racer by going around mountain and hill roads at between 40 and 60 miles an hour.

He also drove his father's Mitsubishi Mighty Max pickup, his mother's Subaru station wagon and a pair of Volkswagen Beetles.

He also looked like a Backstreet Boy and had piercing blue eyes. He got a lot of nookie.

I'm not necessarily bitter. Just took me a couple of years and 2,000 miles before the women started paying attention to me. In spades.

(I didn't get laid in high school. I got laid in college.)

My high school gf mom drove us to school in a Geo Storm, my head hurt like hell cause I sat in the back seat and I was taller than 4 feet. My head banged against the concave glass of that car, well much like I banged the holy be jesus out of that girl. That is all we did was have sex, all the time. She later got work as a stripper, years later and called me up for a threesome with one of her coworkers. fark, now I'm old. It sure was nice.
/she would come over my house early in the morning when we were both underage and wake me up with a blow job
//nothing will ever be the same

ChuableVicodin: /she would come over my house early in the morning when we were both underage and wake me up with a blow job
//nothing will ever be the same

Ahh yes i remember that girl well... Goddamn could she suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

your headline is too long and sucks.

"Some boys are still playing with Lego while others are already having sex, think they know it all but say that contraception is the girl's problem", said Louise Wallace of Coventry University.

I don't think I want to know what someone who plays with Lego's idea of contraception is.

What wrong with the traditional, tried and tested method of British sex education? Namely learning everything from random dog-eared pages of porn mags found by chance on waste ground.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

ChuableVicodin for some reason your post strikes me as odd or fake and atleast kind of creepy.. thanks for the unwarranted information and whatnot though..

ChuableVicodin talkey shiat

86 suburban for me. And 16 years prior I was concieved in the same parking lot in the back of a 79 pinto station wagon.

I feel old now

/has kid on the way at 24
//did it the old fashoned way

Great headline........Sounds like High School was much better to you than it was to me

My lady the other day was asking me whether I missed being a teenager. And my response was no, because you have no money, no place of your own and you have to take your girls out to remote spots to have inconvenient car sex.

/used to slam skanks in a 87 Sentra
//And a 86 Le Mans
///And a 84 Sentra

/92 grand marquis

ChuableVicodin That story bears a scary similarity to my high school girlfriend experience. Was this in the mid 80's on the East coast?

It was a 1967 Ford Fairlane coupe.

And later, a 1980 Mazda GLC. Thank god for fold-down rear seats.

The story is bullcrap.

Some kids are playing with lego, some are getting laid.

This changes the fact that you put a condom on your cock before farking how exactly?
Really, contraception is not a tricky subject folks. You got pills, IUDs and various other methods to stop pregnancy, which is a direct result of farking, and may happen even if you pull out. You've got condoms that you put on your cock to prevent disease transmission AND pregnancy, you don't want STDs because they either kill you or do bad things to your genitals.

There, I just did the important bit in 2 minutes. The biology of conception and pregnancy can be covered seperately.

73 Ford Gran Torino Four Door.

73 Toyota Corolla (ever watch "that 70s show"? - that exact same color of orange too!)

75 Toyota Celica

Gothnet
prevent reduce disease transmission

FTFY.

My high school girlfriend's mom had the Mercury version. Topaz, I think?

/mom was a MILF...

occasional contributor

When in full working state they flat out prevent most disease transmission. HPV is the major one that people quote as not being prevented and there's a vaccine now.
I'd still hesitate to fark a girl with hiv, wrapped or not though, I guess.

Linoleum,

Damn, what a great nickname... I have not laughed that hard in a while... I need to get out more.

Regards.

Heh.

1984 Ford Crown Victoria Stationwagon.

The ladies love the LTD.

I never trust a man who feels the need to embelish about his sexual history.

You were either having sex, or you weren't.

1971 AMC Gremlin (not my car), with Journey's 'Stay Awhile' playing on the radio

1998 Pontiac Sunfire. God you all are old.

1981 Mustang

1969 (ap)Plymouth Valiant