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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2007-02-08 10:48:05 AM
This is strange...I visited there in 1999 and everyone was talking about Herbalife at the time. It's like Amway and Tupperware (and Longaberger and Arbonne and Mary Kay) all rolled into one. Who says there are no pyramids in Iceland?
 
Gahbrone
2007-02-08 10:53:10 AM
Try these knives...
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2007-02-08 10:56:18 AM
Icelandic chicks are hot.

/that is all
 
jingks
2007-02-08 11:13:54 AM
how?
 
the_gospel_of_thomas
2007-02-08 12:05:48 PM
Hepatitus, in my suspected poisonous herbs?
 
getjustin
2007-02-08 12:20:40 PM
I've got that shirt.
 
bobbooty
2007-02-08 12:23:00 PM
Buttsecks?
 
mesmer242
2007-02-08 12:54:18 PM
This is why I ingest only things that have been completely processed and don't have any natural ingredients at all.
 
The Mad Highlander
2007-02-08 01:49:40 PM
images.askmen.com
 
kidkeno
2007-02-08 01:57:58 PM
Back to diet McDonalds
 
Chaos Theory
2007-02-08 01:58:51 PM
Herbalife-ists are just closet Scientologists
 
cranky
2007-02-08 01:59:28 PM
Probably got it from riding a tractor.
 
xdedd
2007-02-08 02:01:27 PM
Poop in the mouth?
 
MooseBayou
2007-02-08 02:01:59 PM
vernonFL

Icelandic chicks are hot.

Even the ugly ones are pretty.
 
skillit
2007-02-08 02:04:43 PM
Subby

Great headline. Job well done
 
Scrotar
2007-02-08 02:05:04 PM
I had unprotected sex with a dirty needle.
 
gtv42
2007-02-08 02:05:07 PM
Rob Cockerham of Cockeyed.com has done a fair amount of research on Herbalife business practices and the people who get sucked into all of it.

Very interesting read: http://www.cockeyed.com/workfromhome/workfromhome.html (pops)
 
MichaelCheritto
2007-02-08 02:13:37 PM
Great headline.
 
ReverendJasen [TotalFark]
2007-02-08 02:15:43 PM
How the hell does a poisonous herb spontaneously produce the hepatitis virus?
I think there was a bit of information lacking in that article. Although, it was an amusing read.

/stay away from herbalife, hepatitis or not
 
Darth Shatner
2007-02-08 02:16:55 PM
vernonFL

Icelandic chicks are hot.

/that is all

I lived in Iceland for a few years back in my teenage years. I must agree with you. Icelanders are freaking hot!

i15.photobucket.com
 
PrincessOfPenguins
2007-02-08 02:17:07 PM
There have been a few people here in Norway who have tried to push that shiat on me. I wonder how they manage to sell anything at all when they're all this nasty sallow-pale color and they look anything but healthy...
 
Swede
2007-02-08 02:19:05 PM
Icelandic girls make my pants tight.
 
Xerxes99
2007-02-08 02:21:17 PM
i59.photobucket.com
/New logo?
 
hugram
2007-02-08 02:22:23 PM
Giving a rim job to a hairy homeless druggie from China?
 
LonghornJ
2007-02-08 02:24:33 PM
The Mad Highlander

Hey, I got it from her too!

/it was totally worth it
 
Ingaba
2007-02-08 02:30:13 PM
Eating cold macaroni off of a Texaco gas station's toilet seat.
 
Raistlin212
2007-02-08 02:31:09 PM
Nice job by the author too. She's like the Dave Barry of Iceland.
 
Corius
2007-02-08 02:33:58 PM
gtv42

I just read that link. Nice article indeed.
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2007-02-08 02:35:29 PM
Xerxes99: Nice.
 
Xerxes99
2007-02-08 02:35:51 PM
i59.photobucket.com

/revised NEW Logo..
//Herpalife was a different product...
 
The Onanist
2007-02-08 02:38:07 PM
*sigh*

It's a LOT warmer in Iceland than it is here...

And you got the Hep from Tommy Lee...
 
fappomatic
2007-02-08 02:38:31 PM
The way the article was written, I'd sear she's a TFette.
 
ComicBookGuy
2007-02-08 02:42:50 PM
Raistlin212: Nice job by the author too. She's like the Dave Barry of Iceland.

She's the...ANTI-Barry? She's opposite!

1. is female
2. lives in a cold place
 
office_despot
2007-02-08 02:42:51 PM
ReverendJasen

Piece of information you are missing:
Not all hepatitis is viral.
 
btfoom
2007-02-08 02:43:56 PM
You were on vacation last month and thought: "Ah, why bother to use a condom. It's not like I'm coming back to Haiti anytime soon."
 
office_despot
2007-02-08 02:47:41 PM
Even better -- this Wikipedia entry on viral hepatitis:

Hepatitis E produces symptoms similar to hepatitis A, although it can take a fulminant course in some patients, particularly pregnant men

Personally, I think if a guy is pregnant, hepatitis is the least of his problems. Condoms, people!
 
Fark_Workin
2007-02-08 02:48:09 PM
African Prostitutes?
 
forstmeister
2007-02-08 02:48:49 PM
FTA: "...four hours after I talked to her, she was hit by an avalanche and her body eaten by giant penguins..."

She really has a knack for the visual effects.
 
Jument
2007-02-08 02:48:59 PM
Is she really saying that people are getting hep from contaminated supplements? That's pretty farked up. Is that even possible?
 
borland502
2007-02-08 02:49:31 PM
Raleigh, NC 1996 -- Chinese take-out. Wait, you didn't want to know? Dammit, now I can't get free cookies and juice for donating blood.
 
dbaggins
2007-02-08 02:50:40 PM
not all hepatitis is caused by a virus.

you can also get the same kind of disorder from other toxins.
 
office_despot
2007-02-08 02:52:12 PM
Jument, people get hepatitis from Tylenol every day. Toxic substances go straight to your liver, and can do bad things there.
 
PrincessOfPenguins
2007-02-08 02:53:34 PM
"...four hours after I talked to her, she was hit by an avalanche and her body eaten by giant penguins..."


*burp*
 
Texaco Saves
2007-02-08 02:53:38 PM
There is absolutely nothing wrong with our toilet seats!
Now please return the key attached to the hubcap to the attendant.
 
dj_spanmaster
2007-02-08 02:53:59 PM
"AYDS helped me lose the weight and has nothing in it to make me nervous!"
 
No Such Agency
2007-02-08 02:57:26 PM
Jument:
Is she really saying that people are getting hep from contaminated supplements?

NO. The supplements are causing toxic liver damage - ie hepatitis. It's not like the viral hepatitis you get at TGI Friday's because some scuzzy guy in the kitchen bled into your shake.
 
Jument
2007-02-08 02:57:58 PM
If it's caused by toxins how can it be a disease? Wouldn't it just be some kind of poisoning then?

/confused
 
office_despot
2007-02-08 02:59:49 PM
"Hepatitis" translates into English as "liver inflammation."
 
farfigneugan
2007-02-08 03:02:36 PM
Because it hasn't been specified yet, Hepatitis by definition is inflammation and/or scarring of the liver.

The More You Know
 
RandomJackass
2007-02-08 03:02:59 PM
I'll just stick to alcohol, at least it's fun while I dissolve my liver.
 
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