AIRPLANE THREAD!!!! Fill the thread with quotes and pictures!!!!

Oh, stewardess. I speak jive.

Now y'all just hang loose, blood. Stewardess goin' be right back on the rebound with the med-cine.

Oral + Airplane =

Ever seen a grown man naked?

/yes, I know my name is spelled....differently

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Ain't no thing." *smacks bible*

Ah, classics don't get much more classic.

Senator Biden + blackoral history = you're articulate

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Mommy, daddy


/ who is all dem people wif da white sheets of dar heads.

// No one baby, eat cho fried chicken

The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

kidkeno

My my...just go ahead and make a nacho cheese reference while you're at it

excuse me, i speak jive :)

The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!

badgerb

And Stephen Stucker is making shadow puppets.

And Leon is getting larrrrrrrger!

I take my coffee like I take my men. Black.

Don't call me shirley!

And don't call me Shirley!

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Damn you, BluntRetrospect. Damn you all to Hell!!!!1!

*SLOWLY SULKS AWAY IN A BLUE FUNK*

"Could you please explain to the court...in your own words the events that unfolded that night."

OMG! There coming right at us!

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

I hope somebody thinks to move the recordings to modern media as time goes by. I'd hate to be trying to scrounge an 8-track player if I trying to listen to 30 year old recordings today.

Meh, StoryCorps was just here in Mississippi for 3 weeks.

They were working with my department at Mississippi Public Broadcasting to get people to volunteer for interviews. They're coming back in a few months to hang in the delta.

"There's a problem in the cockpit."

"What's that?"

"Oh thats the place in the front of the plane where the pilots sit and fly the plane. But that's not important now."

I would love to listen to these recordings. And I am not going to make any racist dialect jokes, either.

/just kidding! bet these stories all end with "... and then I popped a cap in his ass!"

So when do we get to record the White, Latino, Asian, and Native American "oral histories"?

Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?

That's a hell of a job to get oral all day long. Where does one sign up?

Horse : Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... plllllllllllllllllllll.
Winey.

How soon can you land this plane?

I can't tell.

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

You had me at oral.

Someone once posted a link to the entire movie online. Lets hope they do once again cause i lost it.

Can you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.

RIP Mr. Vernon

When Kramer hears about this the shiats going to hit the fan.
/splat

My favorite scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqK_oSYGgs

Say there mama, my mama ain't raise no dummy. I dug her rap"

chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help

2007-02-07 05:18:12 PM wmoonfox


So when do we get to record the White, Latino, Asian, and Native American "oral histories"?
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Shut the fark up and post an Airplane quote.