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(The Satyr)   An open letter to the makers of Laffy Taffy   ( divider line
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1725 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2001 at 10:24 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-01 10:51:31 AM  
boy that is some funny stuff
2001-07-01 11:57:49 AM  
hey, a comedy home of those rare stories that just comes out of nowhere and is so right on nobody can deny! Great work!
2001-07-01 12:57:20 PM  
Those jokes are just so stupid that they make you laugh.
2001-07-01 02:00:06 PM  
Funny, but it's no Satyr.

2001-07-01 02:00:59 PM  
Allow me to apoligise for my previous post. Dammit.
2001-07-01 02:01:38 PM  
Err, rather, apologise.
2001-07-01 02:54:11 PM  
This crap makes that fruitcake Jelloboy look like a friggin' genius.
2001-07-01 03:33:32 PM  
Imagine the shock of opening up a 'laffy taffy' and find a joke about AIDS on it, gawd, that would kill me... er... no pun intended.
2001-07-01 03:59:29 PM  
The second I get a response I'm alerting Fark.
2001-07-01 04:44:20 PM  
We just did inventory where I work and i had to count thousands of pieces of individually wrapped Laffy Taffy. I'm swearing that stuff off for life. I remember one joke from the packaging:

Q: What's the difference between a doorknob and a child?

That cracked me up for too long because I havea dirty, dirty mind

2001-07-01 04:51:11 PM  
hey where's the cancer jokes? or why not have some racist jokes?
2001-07-01 05:39:15 PM  
We are allowing you to apologize. Now, do it! I think I like Bazooka comix better.
2001-07-01 05:53:29 PM  
Vil: so what's the punchline?
2001-07-01 06:09:24 PM  
Ahh..Bazooka Joe. There's nothing like having a good laugh about Pud. I remember when I was young, I used to collect all the Pud jokes. I would have Pud all over my walls, and there'd be Pud on my carpet. And one time, when the gum went thru the wash, I had Pud all over my pants.
2001-07-01 06:26:26 PM  
I had these non-well formed thoughts involving how you turn doorknobs and how children turn people on.

2001-07-01 06:30:45 PM  
Chip>/> Really? I usually kept my Pud in my pants.
2001-07-01 06:31:06 PM  
Sorry for da open tags and crap.
2001-07-01 06:40:57 PM  
Who knew Aids was so funny?
2001-07-01 07:44:31 PM  
This entire string is just a
bit disturbing to be honest.
2001-07-01 07:55:45 PM  
Vil I agree with Steak. Children turn people on? Ya got fat problems...
2001-07-01 11:42:47 PM  
dude!!!! you forgot to make a joke about koolAID!! something along the lines of.... um..... "Q: what do people with aids drink? A: koolAID!!!

2001-07-01 11:44:08 PM  
or maybe koolAIDS? but then you would look like a tardo... o well
2001-07-02 12:36:52 AM  
Well, I did warn it was disturbing, but someone asked me what the punch line was. And no, children do not turn me on, it's a joke.

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