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(Some Guy)   Horry County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores   ( divider line
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2007-02-04 01:24:16 PM  
Except it's pronounced "Orrie".
2007-02-04 03:19:09 PM  
witnesses and prostitutes confirmed the incidents for investigators.

isn't that bad for business?
2007-02-04 05:23:26 PM  
Did anyone else read that 'Horny County police officer...' ?
2007-02-04 05:23:27 PM  

Except it's pronounced "Orrie".

stop it, you're killin my chubby
2007-02-04 05:23:42 PM  
we all know how its supposed to be pronounced. let's let it go for the joke's sake
2007-02-04 05:26:07 PM  
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2007-02-04 05:26:11 PM  
[Followup] Horry County Police Union sues, has officer reinstated with retroactive pay for 6 month vacation
2007-02-04 05:26:44 PM  
Can't be any worse than Buhl, Idaho...

/damned if I know how it's pronounced
//and I live in Idaho...
2007-02-04 05:27:22 PM  


/which he ironically must have been to solicit prostitutes
2007-02-04 05:27:25 PM  
What? Police are not allowed to fark the ho's without getting busted. Oh the shame.

/If you don't pay your ho, it's called rape.
//The more you know.
2007-02-04 05:28:18 PM  
"Horry County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores"

Heh, even if the women are selling themselves for sex, isn't the subby being tough in the headlines, or have you recently had some difficulty with women lately?

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a whore?
A: A woman is someone who will sleep with everyone, and a whore is someone who will sleep with everyone except you.

2007-02-04 05:28:28 PM  

Sorry...that was not a hair question.
2007-02-04 05:29:16 PM  
You got that backwards, skinink...
2007-02-04 05:33:25 PM  
Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.
2007-02-04 05:39:44 PM  
Hey, at least he paid for it rather than rousting some hooker til she gave it up for free.
2007-02-04 05:40:11 PM  
Big shot Rob?
2007-02-04 05:41:54 PM  
To many people in this thread with bad definitions of irony!

/head 'splodes
2007-02-04 05:46:07 PM  
Except it's pronounced "Orrie".

Are you getting a kick out of these replies?
2007-02-04 05:52:37 PM  
Police in neighboring Harlotty County had no comment.

/My name is Smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch.
2007-02-04 05:54:59 PM  
Oh, and it's actually pronounced 'arlotty County.
2007-02-04 05:57:15 PM  
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2007-02-04 05:59:55 PM  
Jument: Are you getting a kick out of these replies?

You read my mind.
2007-02-04 06:20:49 PM  
I went to Stone High School. Guess what I smoked a lot of back then?
2007-02-04 06:21:40 PM  
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2007-02-04 06:29:43 PM  
At the risk of being a moran and missing the joke, it should read "You're all whores" unless you take out the "all" and are referring to someone's whores.
\Not a grammar Nazi
\\Just saying
2007-02-04 06:32:10 PM  

I don't get it, either, if it is a joke. Either way, I wouldn't mind wearing it to work.

/cue Bob the Angry Flower
2007-02-04 06:56:47 PM  
Legalize it.

Seriously. Morality laws suck.

/So do whores.
2007-02-04 08:26:58 PM  
The 'ores of 'orrie fall mainly on the plain...
2007-02-04 08:31:12 PM  
It says right in the town charter;
"The police chief shall receive 2 comely lasses of virtue true"
2007-02-04 08:43:11 PM  
Horry Horny County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores

There, fixed it for ya.
2007-02-04 08:48:53 PM  

What? Just...what?

/I mean...they are whores, literally.
2007-02-04 09:09:27 PM  
You know that Horry county is home of the best vibrations on the East Coast? Meher Baba link
2007-02-04 10:45:07 PM  
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"don't come to my county if you can't be discreet with my ho's"
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