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2007-02-04 12:38:21 PM
I just watched Commando the other night. What a coinky-dink.
 
2007-02-04 01:20:58 PM
submitter: Alyssa Milano can still rock a bikini

i never assumed otherwise
 
2007-02-04 03:16:49 PM
On the off chance that you actually read this - Alyssa I'm coming home from Iraq in March - We should do lunch.
 
2007-02-04 04:45:33 PM
I can't begin to describe how hot that woman is. The Sun is just a farking bic lighter next to her.

Alyssa, if you don't want to wait for lunch, I'm here in Texas already.
 
2007-02-04 05:21:26 PM
Damn Websense at work. Could someone please post the pic?
Thanks!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2007-02-04 05:23:44 PM
With enough surgery I could rock a bikini too. Whatever that means.

/overweight, thirtysomething male
 
2007-02-04 07:11:17 PM
Thats because she hasn't turned into farking Skeletor like most starlets. You need to be slim and healthy but also still have some damn shape to rock a bikini.
 
2007-02-04 07:11:51 PM
www.jolie.ca
/it would be 30 seconds of magic
//i keed, i keed
//i'd be lucky to last 10
 
2007-02-04 07:49:52 PM
TTUWP

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2007-02-04 08:01:16 PM
To round out the "Charmed" trifecta, Rose McGowan...

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and Other Girl...

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2007-02-04 08:16:22 PM
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2007-02-04 08:28:37 PM
Alyssa Milano makes my naughty bits feel funny.
 
2007-02-04 08:32:24 PM
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Looks good even as a mermaid. Not great for sex but still.
 
2007-02-04 08:35:32 PM
texdent: Looks good even as a mermaid. Not great for sex but still.

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2007-02-04 08:47:09 PM
texdent: Looks good even as a mermaid. Not great for sex but still.

That's what I love about that goofy show of theirs. It's just an excuse to get them into as many fetish outfits as possible.
 
2007-02-04 08:50:37 PM
Haha, Commando. One of my husband's favorite movies. I swear, that man ADORES Ahnold...since I've been with him (almost 10 years now), I've seen EVERY ONE OF HIS MOVIES, at least 20 times. But, I must say that Commando is the ONLY movie that made Alyssa Milano even slightly tolerable to me. Something about her fugly buck-teeth overbite thing....if she got that fixed, she'd be absolutely gorgeous. She also looks like a whiny, spoiled brat, I don't know why, but she has that look.
 
2007-02-04 08:57:15 PM
One of my faves!

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2007-02-04 09:01:10 PM
Yes, she can still rock a bikini.

/many kittens will be sacrificed to those photos.
 
2007-02-04 09:19:58 PM
All you need to know about FARK and the internets is that the Alyssa Milano thread has 25 posts in it and the "who would you rather be, Superman or a Jedi" thread has 130 posts.
 
2007-02-04 09:46:11 PM
Hey Alyssa and I have the same phone!

/omg it was meant to be
 
2007-02-04 09:56:58 PM
Mr.IF: All you need to know about FARK and the internets is that the Alyssa Milano thread has 25 posts in it and the "who would you rather be, Superman or a Jedi" thread has 130 posts.

Yes, but the Alyssa link has been clicked over 2700 times versus 180 for the Jedi vs. Superman link.
 
2007-02-04 10:25:43 PM
Sorry the Ass was in hiding - something could be scary down there
 
2007-02-04 10:35:55 PM
from the "article":

I highly doubt when Lindsay Lohan reaches her 30's she'll be as well preserved as Alyssa.

I highly doubt that Lindsay Lohan will reach her 30s.
 
2007-02-04 10:36:20 PM
i feel compelled to mention this in every alyssa thread. it's one of my shining moments.

alyssa milano hit on me in canters' deli in 1992. she was with a coupla guys, and came up to start talking to me. i was with my girlfriend at the time, and though i wanted nothing more than to run away with lil' sam and split the uprights on it all night long, i smiled and told her that it was nice to meet her, and that i'd "see her around".

and i went home with my girl, and made sweet, sweet love to my lady with my eyes so tightly closed. with gusto.

and i never saw alyssa again. sigh.
 
2007-02-04 10:40:02 PM
Ugh, what a freeking crone.

Hey, 'Lyssa? Pick your droopy coont flaps up off of the sidewalk and make your way to the retirement home already.
 
2007-02-04 10:40:57 PM
Where's MBA Whore to let us know how far below his standards she is?
 
2007-02-04 11:03:26 PM
home.comcast.net

/obligatory
//would soooo hit it
 
2007-02-04 11:29:31 PM
I highly doubt when Lindsay Lohan reaches her 30's she'll be as well preserved as Alyssa.


When she reaches her 30's? She isn't as well preserved right now.
 
2007-02-04 11:33:16 PM
Megain: submitter: Alyssa Milano can still rock a bikini

i never assumed otherwise


Me neither. What's submitter smoking? Alyssa Milano is still smoking.

Poolio: I highly doubt that Lindsay Lohan will reach her 30

I agree with you.
 
2007-02-05 12:33:02 AM
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Such tasty treats.
 
2007-02-05 02:47:40 AM
But...it looks like she's wearing a horse blanket or something...did I click the wrong link somewhere?
 
2007-02-05 10:08:55 AM
I have alwaysed favored Rose in the looks department on Charmed, but Piper is my favorite witch!!
 
2007-02-05 10:15:16 AM
Rose McGowan Loveslave

I think your opinion is slightly biased. I don't know why.

/Rose used to be a farkin' Goddess
//Now she looks like ever other used-up actress in Hollywood; Void of thought and completely emaciated
///Would still hit Rose and Alyssa like Mike Tyson in a roid rage
 
2007-02-05 10:27:03 AM
I'd give her the "boss" treatment!
 
2007-02-05 11:34:24 AM
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2007-02-05 01:17:37 PM
img.fark.comAlyssa Milano can still rock a bikini
 
2007-02-05 01:50:25 PM
texdent: Looks good even as a mermaid. Not great for sex but still.

Damn, since Jedi_Templar beat me to it...

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2007-02-05 01:55:07 PM
totally not a bookmark
 
2007-02-05 10:36:46 PM
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2007-02-05 10:38:03 PM
texdent
Looks good even as a mermaid. Not great for sex but still.

Fry: "Awww, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid - with the fish part on top and the lady-part on the bottom?"

-- and of course, she's been on Family Guy --

Peter: Hey, since I became president, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano. Hahahaha.

Alyssa Milano: (watching the episode from her couch) What kind of cheap shot! (clenching her teeth and snapping her head back) Joel!

Joel: (motioning with his hand while seated at an office desk behind her) I'm suing, I'm suing. I'm on it, I'm on it.
 
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