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(ABC News)   Guinea pigs overrunning California   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
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7182 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2002 at 9:26 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-07-31 05:59:43 PM  
I have a solution.

BBQ sauce
 
2002-07-31 06:10:57 PM  
Is this a "Night of the Lepus" type thing?
 
2002-07-31 06:38:58 PM  
euthanize them

kill the pig!
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2002-07-31 07:15:35 PM  
a modest proposal
 
2002-07-31 07:37:16 PM  
I'd like to be the first to welcome our New Guinea overlords.

*lame pun*
 
2002-07-31 07:38:34 PM  
Mme.! f33r the p1g5!!!
 
2002-07-31 07:58:30 PM  
Comment from Mme.Mersault in 3... 2... 1....
 
2002-07-31 08:58:51 PM  
They're right outside the building! I can't hold them off much longer! *sound of glass shattering* Die you four legged free.... aaaauauauaghghghgh! *gurgle* -dies-
 
2002-07-31 09:30:39 PM  
Those nasty things and bleach are the only thing I am allergic to. I hope they get rid of them in an exciting manner.
 
2002-07-31 09:30:42 PM  
send them to Brazil for meat
 
2002-07-31 09:31:30 PM  
as meat
 
2002-07-31 09:31:40 PM  
KILL THE PIG! CUT HER THROAT! SPILL HER BLOOD!
 
2002-07-31 09:32:05 PM  
conduct lots of experiments
 
2002-07-31 09:33:35 PM  
I'll take a couple.
 
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2002-07-31 09:33:45 PM  
Guinea pigs are insane little animals. A friend has a few and they go through a huge bowl of food and bottle of water in about 10 hours. The bowl is prolly bigger than the freaking guinea. When I picked one up, I could see why it has to eat that freaking much. Their hearts beat FAST. High metabolism on those little buggers.

I can see why scientists use them for experiments, though. They are pretty much useless animals unless they are being used for science.
 
2002-07-31 09:34:04 PM  
Pet them.
 
2002-07-31 09:34:24 PM  
Can't they throw them in a pond with snakefish? What is the farking problem with that?
 
2002-07-31 09:35:06 PM  
I was wounderign what that furry thing was floating in my cereal this morning...was kinda crunchy, tasted like a cross between chicken and venision.
 
2002-07-31 09:36:36 PM  
those aren't guinea pigs!

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2002-07-31 09:36:42 PM  
Ok, I'm a HUGE animal lover, but honestly, what is the deal with guinea pigs? Is anyone really gonna be upset if these little critters are, um, euthanized?
 
2002-07-31 09:37:24 PM  
I thought I read once that Guinea Pigs were forbidden in California, Arizona, New Mexico, etc, the fear being that if they escape they would take over the desert ecosystem?
 
2002-07-31 09:38:49 PM  
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Every time you blink, God kills a Guinea Pig. Please blink more often.

-The Monterey County SPCA
 
2002-07-31 09:39:57 PM  
2 legs bad
4 legs good
2 legs bad
4 legs good
2 legs bad
4 legs good
2 legs bad
4 legs good
 
2002-07-31 09:40:10 PM  
Is there a guinea pig association? A guinea pig organization? A guinea pig society?
 
2002-07-31 09:40:33 PM  
Of all the things that California is overrun with, ths is a new one.
 
2002-07-31 09:41:04 PM  
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Has anyone seen my ummm.... errrr.... pets?
 
2002-07-31 09:41:37 PM  
JIHAD!!
 
2002-07-31 09:41:39 PM  
I think you can just sub in guinea pig for nutria in any of these lovely href="http://www.nwrc.usgs.gov/special/recipes.htm">recipes.
 
2002-07-31 09:42:37 PM  
What is the average life span of a guinea pig anyway?
 
2002-07-31 09:42:39 PM  
If you leave them out in the sun too long they get hard.....that was not a sexual comment
 
2002-07-31 09:43:05 PM  
All quiver at the master of html, I command you.

... fark it...
 
2002-07-31 09:43:51 PM  
SoCal is exactly the wrong place to find guinea pigs, Killer African bees and Genetic Scientists who can't get laid. I think I'll go somewhere safe, like Maryland. Wait...
 
2002-07-31 09:44:09 PM  
For all your Guinea Pig needs, thi guy has a lengthy list of sites you can visit.

Guinea Pig Links
 
2002-07-31 09:46:09 PM  
All Your P1g5 Are Belong To Us!
 
2002-07-31 09:48:15 PM  
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I call upon the Iron Chefs!!!
 
2002-07-31 09:49:57 PM  
I think I'll contact the Monterey County SPCA to see if they will fax me a couple.
 
2002-07-31 09:50:06 PM  
to quote jane's addiction:

"p-p-p-p-p-p-p-peeeeeegs!

the goddamn peeeee-ogs!"

(i'll be quiet now, promise)
 
2002-07-31 09:50:36 PM  
I don't know why the guinea pigs are scary. It's like a WWN story. Farking weird.
 
2002-07-31 09:50:46 PM  
Can you smuggle cocaine in the guinea pigs?
 
2002-07-31 09:52:22 PM  
Ugly Italians?
 
2002-07-31 09:54:03 PM  
In soviet russia, guinea pigs molest Richard Gere!
 
2002-07-31 09:56:48 PM  
I heard about this on a talk radio show this morning. They should stomp on thier heads and throw them away. Euthanasia would be a waste. Somebody please play WHACK-A-PIG.
 
2002-07-31 09:57:23 PM  
Guinea pigs are the poor man's dog.
 
2002-07-31 10:05:05 PM  
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2002-07-31 10:05:46 PM  
Awww... guinea pigs are cute.
 
2002-07-31 10:06:13 PM  
Maybe they should give Joe Cartoon a call,he's good with rodents
 
2002-07-31 10:10:00 PM  
San Francisco surrenders
 
DRW
2002-07-31 10:13:22 PM  
Guinea pigs are, by definition, perfect for experimentation.
 
2002-07-31 10:20:19 PM  
These guys should go quick in San Francisco, eh?

If not there, then at least feed the poor. Bums gotta eat too, you know.
 
2002-07-31 10:26:41 PM  
I didn't know the mafia was located in California, too.

Hmph, damn guinea pigs.
 
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