She should just skip ahead to the sex part.

Her dates are expecting this^^^...

But are getting this vvv...

online dating deception again

I don't see anything wrong with ^^^^...

are her knees to pointy TheOther?

TheOther: But are getting this

I'd take that without blinking.

Obvious tag?

She looks 150lbs heavier and 5 inches shorter.

/would still hit it
//even though it looks like it's been hitting The Marble Slab
///hard

TheOther

Her dates are expecting this^^^...

But are getting this vvv...

honestly. wth are you trying to say? :-)

AM TheOther

She looks 150lbs heavier and 5 inches shorter.

call me mental institution pre-approved - but pic#2 rocks

DammitIForgotMyLogin: She looks orange in the first one for pities sake.

What's wrong with orange?

TheOther: What's wrong with orange?

Too close to brown?
Or not blue, one or the other.

TheOther: She looks 150lbs heavier and 5 inches shorter.

You're kidding. Right?
Please tell me you're kidding.
Or you just need your eyes examined.

I'll take pic 2 wearing the dress from pic 1.

TheOther: She looks 150lbs heavier

..What exactly do you think an average woman weighs? 350? In the second pic she looks like she might be nearing 200 at the very worst, and she sure as hell doesn't look like a 50lb Ethiopian child in the first pic.

i'd hit it in a heartbeat...quicker, in fact

She is just absolutely perfect....

/wow.

I guess not as many people as I thought read the TFette's whining thread last night about the Internet blind date where the guy showed up and was 150lbs heavier and 5" shorter than the pic he had posted. 'Liters, of course, couldn't read it.

For all who prefer version #2 over version #1, okay, but creamy peanut butter outsells chunky, 2 to 1.

She's hot.

TheOther

But Farkers seem to prefer the chunky Mandy to the creamy Mandy, 12 to 1. Sorry, brosef. The mob has spoken, and they say Chunky Mandy can touch our penis any time she wants.

/would like to bury a bone in her backyard, if you know what i mean
//i keed, i keed
///seriously, it would be 30 seconds of magic

NormanEinstein

If she started struggling, I'd be lucky to make the 8 count.

Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without flaking, but I sent you Ben Gay. Oh, Andy, you came and you stopped me from something..Oh Mandy, you came and you bought me a turkey, on my vacation away from worky

I'm gonna have to agree with her, only fun if you are with the right person, not the ones you are sifting through

Yeah, a real dog.

TheOther: Her dates are expecting this^^^...

But are getting this vvv...

if thats sub-standard for you i will GLADLY show her "fun"

TheOther: Her dates are expecting this^^^...

But are getting this vvv...

How long did you have to look to find a picture to make her look less than optimal?
She looks pretty roadworthy in this shot from the same event:



Mandy will kick your ass if you do that again, TheOther, and she will make you like it.