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2007-01-31 01:53:40 PM  
I get it
 
2007-01-31 02:32:01 PM  
"I like it, soldier. What's this explosive device?"
"The whammy kablammy! And this is the Rooty Tooty Aim and Shooty!"
 
2007-01-31 02:44:21 PM  
Brian Regan bit that I was quoting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA
 
2007-01-31 03:05:37 PM  
Great headline.
 
2007-01-31 03:40:59 PM  
I would like to kiss this headline on the cheek.
 
2007-01-31 03:52:35 PM  
Oh no! They shot up my favorite health club!
 
2007-01-31 03:52:55 PM  
*slow claps*
 
2007-01-31 03:52:58 PM  
Excellent.
 
2007-01-31 03:54:17 PM  
I was going to submit this but couldn't come up with a good headline. Good jorb
 
2007-01-31 03:54:53 PM  
My best laugh today...

/subby deserves a pat on the back.
 
2007-01-31 03:55:04 PM  
Best.Headline.Evar.
 
2007-01-31 03:56:29 PM  
Florida huh? Why the hell didn't a CCW permitee just shoot the robbers? I would have.

/Internet tough guy
 
2007-01-31 03:58:20 PM  
+1

I laughed.
 
2007-01-31 03:58:21 PM  
Headline of the century!
 
2007-01-31 03:59:18 PM  
I hear Dick Dale playing in the background.
 
2007-01-31 04:00:44 PM  
Tan Camero with black stripe ... that's only half the cars at every trailor park in Florida.
 
2007-01-31 04:01:02 PM  
"Casselberry and robbed employees and innocent customers late Tuesday night."

I guess the employees were guilty. Those bastards!
 
2007-01-31 04:03:24 PM  
Nice headline. Great breakfast.
 
2007-01-31 04:04:20 PM  
Had some IHOP last night, and it disagreed with me...ever since I've been trying this "try to eat a bit more healthily" thing, I've been developing less of a tolerance for grease in general.

/First it was KFC, now it's IHOP....*sigh*
 
2007-01-31 04:04:56 PM  
Aiee!

Though, I've eaten at that IHOP a few times, and afterwards I always feel like I've been shot in the chest.

Just sayin.
 
2007-01-31 04:05:28 PM  
www.skiwas.org

IHOP?
 
2007-01-31 04:05:35 PM  
Brilliant headline!
 
2007-01-31 04:05:49 PM  
I'd hit it--with blueberry syrup
 
2007-01-31 04:06:08 PM  
www.homevideos.com

Unavailable for comment...
 
2007-01-31 04:07:01 PM  
It's not a particularly funny headline, for a story that isn't funny at all. It's too damn bad he didn't have a CCW.
 
2007-01-31 04:08:29 PM  
Smitty is my hero

/I want my bacon crispy and my bullets to pierce flesh.
 
2007-01-31 04:09:28 PM  
ltwesjanson FTW
 
2007-01-31 04:11:15 PM  
you've won this round, submitter!
 
2007-01-31 04:14:43 PM  
Stupendous headline.
 
2007-01-31 04:14:49 PM  
Best. Headline. EVAR!
 
jxc
2007-01-31 04:18:01 PM  
It's unfortunate that the restaurant in question does not have a loaded handgun dispenser on every table.

/yet they have all those syrups...?
 
2007-01-31 04:18:34 PM  
Can someone please explain it to those that don't get it, please?
 
2007-01-31 04:19:24 PM  
That was a great article...

You just don't have enough diner stick-ups these days...

/'Any of you farking pricks move and I'll execute every motherfarking last one of you'
 
2007-01-31 04:19:32 PM  
jxc: /yet they have all those syrups...?

Only four. *shrug* I'm fond of the boysenberry.
 
2007-01-31 04:19:36 PM  
+1 to Smitty!
 
2007-01-31 04:19:50 PM  
To bad the customers weren't all carrying, could have turned out to be a fine day at I-Hop, had the patrons been strapped.

/
 
2007-01-31 04:23:37 PM  
nemoxnine
Can someone please explain it to those that don't get it, please?

IHOP has a dish called "Rooty-Tooty Fresh & Fruity" - hope that helps.
 
2007-01-31 04:25:07 PM  
KJUW89

So these people ordered the dish by the wrong name and got shot? How can that possibly be company policy?

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.
 
2007-01-31 04:25:20 PM  
Yet more proof that "an armed society is a polite society!"
 
2007-01-31 04:28:24 PM  
Oh, I get it, this is satire?

Your dog wants a satire tag.
 
2007-01-31 04:34:41 PM  
Lorelle: Yet more proof that "an armed society is a polite society!"

Considering none of the good guys were armed I'd say your arguement is busted.

/In this post 9/11 world....think of the Children!
 
2007-01-31 04:38:52 PM  
should have went to waffel house, worse thing could have happened there would have been being filmed in the bathroom.
 
2007-01-31 04:39:55 PM  
You know it would probably help if they gave a description of the people that did it and a better one of the car.
 
2007-01-31 04:41:18 PM  
KJUW89


nemoxnine
Can someone please explain it to those that don't get it, please?

IHOP has a dish called "Rooty-Tooty Fresh & Fruity" - hope that helps.
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AAwwwwwwwwww,,,I get it now, I didn't know what it was all bout' eiether. Then that makes perfect sence,,sweeeet.

/Not an I-Hop patron
 
2007-01-31 04:45:10 PM  
+1 gazillion. I laughed.
 
2007-01-31 04:45:54 PM  
FTFA: ...robbed employees and innocent customers...

I guess they didn't bother the guilty customers.
 
2007-01-31 04:49:58 PM  
lostcat: I guess they didn't bother the guilty customers.

You know, in every situation of that sort, there's always this fuss about how innocent bystanders could get hurt or did get hurt.

Seems to me that the solution is to be up to something--that way, you're not an innocent bystander, and by extension, perfectly safe, right?
 
2007-01-31 04:51:02 PM  
+1 billion. Can't. Stop. Giggling.
 
2007-01-31 04:52:59 PM  
muninsfire: You know, in every situation of that sort, there's always this fuss about how innocent bystanders could get hurt or did get hurt.

Seems to me that the solution is to be up to something--that way, you're not an innocent bystander, and by extension, perfectly safe, right?


That would seem to make sense except that just because you are exposing yourself to the waitress or molesting the bus boy doesn't mean...wait what was I talking about?
 
2007-01-31 05:04:41 PM  
I better see this in the headline contest this year :)
 
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