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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Residents of Atlanta are mystified has to how to catch two Shih Tzus that have been terrorizing the neighborhood   ( divider line
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2007-01-30 08:34:39 PM  
Send in Newman. He's an expert.
2007-01-30 08:42:31 PM  
I bet a .22 would slow them down enough to catch them.
2007-01-30 09:49:43 PM  
Put them on the endangered species list -- cuz then the bowhunters will be wanting a taste.
2007-01-30 11:22:05 PM  
suckerpunch beat me to it.
2007-01-30 11:40:59 PM  
Old, rusty, beartrap.
2007-01-30 11:47:09 PM  
Poop thread?
2007-01-30 11:47:16 PM  
2007-01-30 11:47:28 PM  
Maybe glue traps. Then you could shave and release.
2007-01-30 11:49:21 PM  
Atlantans tend to be mystified as to how they are to solve local problems correctly.

2007-01-30 11:49:37 PM  
Tape a steak to your boot, and walk around for a half hour, tops.
2007-01-30 11:51:21 PM  
suckerpunch: I bet a .22 would slow them down enough to catch them.

bjbce1: suckerpunch beat me to it.

Dammit, there goes my recommendation.
2007-01-30 11:54:20 PM  
One of them is pregnant. Is the other one a Bull Shi-Tzu?
2007-01-30 11:55:22 PM  
Nah, in town you want to you a shotgun. Rifle bullets travel too far.
This is also a shining endorsement for pitbulls....
2007-01-30 11:55:31 PM  
I came in here to say "Why catch when you can just shoot?"
2007-01-30 11:56:55 PM

slade's the man to call
2007-01-30 11:58:17 PM  
It's very simple really.

Just put some roofing material on the ground.

Before you know it...Shih-tzu on a shingle.
2007-01-30 11:58:35 PM  
Two loose Shi-Tzus are the least of their problems in Cobb county...
2007-01-31 12:05:12 AM  
I'd be really interested in seeing what a Browning .50 would do to one of them. I suspect vaporization.
2007-01-31 12:05:33 AM
2007-01-31 12:09:54 AM  
Shih Tzus prefer their fried eggs over easy.
2007-01-31 12:11:22 AM  
Am I imagining the typo in the headline?

Seriously... Is it a theme today? No greenlights without typos?
2007-01-31 12:11:55 AM  
Land mines, the silent sentinels.
2007-01-31 12:12:16 AM  
Trap or tranquilize the little furballs.

Then euthanize them. If adopted they will simply escape again.
2007-01-31 12:13:14 AM  

Let's go one better:

/a fine, lingering, red mist where once stood two Shih-Tzus
2007-01-31 12:14:55 AM  
mystified has to how to catch

No, a2pfunk, you're right. That should be as.
2007-01-31 12:15:07 AM  
To summarize this thread: Catch?
2007-01-31 12:15:36 AM  
So if I misspel something, do I get greenlit?
2007-01-31 12:17:21 AM  
2007-01-31 12:18:10 AM  
That's just sad.
2007-01-31 12:19:51 AM  
Thanks. Thought I has going crazy.
2007-01-31 12:19:58 AM  
I think a .600 nitro express is a little overkill, just take a 30-30 to em. they are dangerous animals after ll
2007-01-31 12:22:29 AM  
1. Obtain several rolls of toilet paper
2. ???
3. Capture shait zoos.
2007-01-31 12:25:41 AM  
sewshul_probayshin: mayB u shood go fore it.
2007-01-31 12:30:57 AM  
Nuke 'em from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.
2007-01-31 12:32:09 AM  
Have these people honestly never heard of live animal traps?
2007-01-31 12:33:08 AM  
Atlantians: See this video for an example

/ Not a Shih Tzu
// Shih Tzus blow up the same anyway
2007-01-31 12:37:03 AM  
Bathroom Ceiling Cat is watching your Shih Tzu.
2007-01-31 12:40:50 AM  
Whats up with the map meme? Apparently I missed that thread as I can't imagine how it is funny.
2007-01-31 12:41:01 AM  
I think they want to capture them alive.

There is only one best way to capture a mop.

And one best holding facility for it
2007-01-31 12:41:11 AM

2007-01-31 12:42:45 AM
/had to be done
2007-01-31 12:45:01 AM  
Antifreeze is simple and painless for all yappy dogs.

Doesn't cost much, either.
2007-01-31 12:45:45 AM  

A man stole {stold} two towels from a Motel 6 in Eules Texas and the local paper ran a story including a map of the crime scene to help authorities in their hunt for this desperate crim.
2007-01-31 12:47:00 AM  
I suppose this eadline is has good has hany ave been lately.
2007-01-31 12:51:22 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
2007-01-31 12:58:16 AM  
Darthmalt Mondays main page bout 10 items down(pops)
2007-01-31 12:58:23 AM  
Well, duh. Because residents of Atlanta are retards. But people usually don't notice that, because the rest of the state is even more retarded. (Hello, unincorporated Sandy Springs!)

Sherman had the right idea about that place. Except he should have burnt the whole friggin' state down.
2007-01-31 01:03:08 AM  
Atlanta is not the city I grew up in.

/I'm the King in exile.
2007-01-31 01:04:10 AM  
I used to live in Atlanta. This does not suprise me. There was a lady that lived on my street that came to my door and told me that at night my dog escaped the house to lead a rouge gang of dogs around the neighborhood that terrorized her cats. She even called the cops on me at one time.

According to her, the other gang that was terrorizing her cats was a group of black guys that killed cats by throwing empty malt liquor bottles at them.

I don't think she was quite right in the head.

She has probably since been featured on Fark as one of those pathetic dead cat people.
2007-01-31 01:06:32 AM  
Peanut Butter on the nutsack always works for me.
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