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2007-01-28 10:35:29 AM
"So it's ONE in the PINK, and THUMB in the BUM"
 
2007-01-28 10:50:49 AM
"Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate"
 
2007-01-28 10:54:21 AM
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
 
2007-01-28 11:03:38 AM
"Man and *wife*!" Say, "Man and *wife*!"
 
2007-01-28 11:07:25 AM
"Follow my finger with your eyes you drunk bastard."
 
2007-01-28 12:07:31 PM
"...and THAT is what they call a UFIA. I can't believe you actually fell for that."
 
2007-01-28 12:42:09 PM
"I will give you to the count of 3 to wipe that smirk off your face, Vladmir. ONE!..."
 
2007-01-28 12:42:14 PM
Hey shorty! Pull my finger!
 
2007-01-28 12:43:47 PM
"Thumbs up, we have a green light to take out God. I repeat, we have a green light to take out God!"
 
2007-01-28 12:44:25 PM
Litvenenko is watching you.

Where is your polonium now?

/with voting goodness
 
2007-01-28 12:44:53 PM
God came to me in a vision last night - he said to show you how to be more like Fonzie - "aayyy..."
 
2007-01-28 12:48:33 PM
Gecko Gingrich: "Man and *wife*!" Say, "Man and *wife*!"

"Wuv, twu wuv. Wuv is what bwings us together today."
 
2007-01-28 12:48:38 PM
"Next time instead of kissing the boy's stomach, stick your finger up his bunghole. That's what we do."
 
2007-01-28 12:48:41 PM
Invisible Basketball!!!
 
2007-01-28 12:51:39 PM
Yaar! I be a doctor!
 
2007-01-28 12:52:41 PM
"In Eastern Orthodox Christianity, God prays to you."
 
2007-01-28 12:53:34 PM
You people don't still believe that crap about religion being the opiate of the masses or something, do ya?
 
2007-01-28 12:55:42 PM
"You put de lime in de coconut...."
 
2007-01-28 12:56:08 PM
"Vladmir! Are you Putin?"
 
2007-01-28 12:58:24 PM
"Where is your god now?"
 
2007-01-28 12:58:59 PM
"Listen Holy Man, You are one freaking cup of tea away from meeting your maker"

/Putin's tea with Polonium-goodness. MMM-MMMM
 
2007-01-28 12:59:03 PM
"look at this finger in the air while I punch ya in the mouth"
 
2007-01-28 01:00:30 PM
"Aww jeez, not this sraka again."
 
2007-01-28 01:00:59 PM
This is mah poo finger!
 
2007-01-28 01:01:05 PM
Well, yes, the final test of Lativan Orthodox Church is you smelling my finger with my thumb up your ass.
 
2007-01-28 01:04:04 PM
"This thumb is how it usually is, but it's like this finger when I take Cialis, for a whole weekend!"
 
2007-01-28 01:04:28 PM
"One Hail Mary for each time you've ever fapped to Anna & Maria playing tennis."
 
2007-01-28 01:06:22 PM
Now with democracy!


"Your Judo powers are nothing compared to mine, Vladimir!"
"Let's dance!"
 
2007-01-28 01:11:30 PM
"NOT FOR YOU."
 
2007-01-28 01:13:50 PM
"Maybe use for space program, Vladimir...when oil hit anus, altar boy hit ceiling."
 
2007-01-28 01:14:09 PM
"OK, Vladimir, your prostate is fine. Remember to watch that cholesterol and I'll see you next year"
 
2007-01-28 01:16:47 PM
First you tell them to bend over and then cough! Now like this.
 
2007-01-28 01:17:34 PM
We're, we're on the same team?
 
2007-01-28 01:20:20 PM
Ha ha I'm teh "Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin" phear muh mad monk skilz.
 
2007-01-28 01:23:29 PM
This one goes in the right nostril...
 
2007-01-28 01:24:51 PM
That Elaine Benes sure knows how to dance!
 
2007-01-28 01:25:22 PM
"Go to your room and do not make me come up there."
 
2007-01-28 01:26:36 PM
AP -"Vladimir Putin, right, trying to decide whether or not he is actually talking to the Piano Man, Billy Joel"
 
2007-01-28 01:27:24 PM
Да... после этого я заполнил Polonium в его pooper.
 
2007-01-28 01:33:12 PM
"If you do it right, you should feel, there tonsils"
 
2007-01-28 01:37:19 PM
Now, also in Russia, women can no longer choose the sex of their gynecologist, and now men can no longer choose their proctologist. However, patients may now inspect the hand size of their "invader", seen here
 
2007-01-28 01:39:10 PM
If your going to spew, either go to the upstairs bathroom or outside!
 
2007-01-28 01:46:23 PM
One ring, to rule them all!
 
2007-01-28 01:50:04 PM
"See, the rectal insertion is old hat. But the one in the nose will get a confession every time. I mean - come on. You're ex-KGB. You should know this stuff."
 
2007-01-28 01:51:18 PM
"Hot date? Let me put it this way... I'm never washing this finger again."

/now with votination!
//mods... you know the drill.
///doesn't matter anyways, getting in late
 
2007-01-28 01:52:11 PM
"Pow, Zam, Putin.... Straight to the Moon!"
 
2007-01-28 01:52:35 PM
My booger's bigger than yours!

/sorry?
 
2007-01-28 01:53:55 PM
"And this is where they make a comment about putting an appendage into an orifice."
 
2007-01-28 03:00:31 PM
Cue up the Godfather music. Insert picture in picture of several simultaneous hits wiping out all rivals as the priest annoints his beautiful head.
 
2007-01-28 03:21:46 PM
Putin and Priest swap stories of how they celebrated Martin Luther King Jr's day...
Priest-"So then I took my 9 and shoved in his..."
Putin- "Honkey, please"
 
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