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(Blayney)   Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude."   (blayney.yourguide.com.au) divider line 279
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2007-01-27 02:07:05 PM
Cracks me up. Serena is a woman, but a super feminine mexican transexual is a man?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_Rivera
 
2007-01-27 02:07:19 PM
annoyed_grunt: I don't believe it's photoshopped. I've seen a few other pics on reputable sites that show the same thing.

She could kick my ass all day then wad me up and throw me away. Jesus. Hulk smash, Hulk SMASH!
 
2007-01-27 02:11:18 PM
although the photo looks a little touched up it is true serena wears huge hoop earrings to matches and her arm can really get that big when flexing, honestly her arms are muscled when she isnt flexing to just before the level of muscle when skin stretches and veins come out like with weight lifters

[also maria is up there with the best to play the sport and shes twice what williams is]
 
2007-01-27 02:17:25 PM
Wikipedia and her own website list Serena at 5'10" and 143lbs. Based on the women I know, that sounds like she should be a lot slimmer than she is. Unless her body fat percentage is near zero, I can't think of how she'd weigh that little. Except she's American, and American girls have a tendency to drop 10-50lbs off their actual disclosed weight. Heck, I'm 5'3" and while I wasn't toned when I weighed 145 I still looked smaller than her.

She's scary looking. Need more pics of hottie Maria.
 
2007-01-27 02:18:54 PM
I'd let Serena hit me like the fist of an angry god, all night long.
 
2007-01-27 02:21:18 PM
Timon of Athens

Serena has curves and muscles. With her frame and genetics, she can pack on meat like you can pack away Ring-Dings.
 
2007-01-27 02:21:33 PM
Anybody who saw those Williams sisters thought that from the first time they laid eyes on them. They're both manish. I do think they do steroid testing right?
 
2007-01-27 02:25:07 PM
Ah yeah I think Serena and Mike Tyson were seperated at birth.
 
2007-01-27 02:25:24 PM
Mike_Bolton: Dutch Rudder?


Oh god no, think of the chafing...friction would NOT be your friend.
 
2007-01-27 02:25:49 PM
Keep in mind, that muscle weighs less than fat. So your average 5'10" 145 pound woman will be curvy, a very low body fat, buff Serena will look like that...pretty ripped.
 
2007-01-27 02:27:12 PM

2007-01-27 02:25:49 PM Duke Rocks

Keep in mind, that muscle weighs less than fat.


WRONG. Muscle weighs MORE than fat, which is why BMI's don't work for muscular people, they make them seem obese when they are jsut tones.
 
2007-01-27 02:27:15 PM
please refrain from ever using this word again "badonkadonk."
Thank you in advance.
 
2007-01-27 02:30:14 PM
mista_tibbs: With her frame and genetics, she can pack on meat like you can pack away Ring-Dings.

That sort of ad hominem generally is only effective against fat people. Nice try, tho.

As for the assertion that she just has a heavy build, please keep in mind one of the golden rules about IDing steroid users:

If the muscle only stands out when they are flexing, it's probably natural. If they constantly look like they're going to bust a capillary (see carver's post) it's probably roids.
 
2007-01-27 02:32:40 PM
Carver: Please tell me that's not real...
 
2007-01-27 02:37:43 PM
Voldemort: Carver: Please tell me that's not real...

It's not. You can follow the line of symmetry down his body where a mirror image tool was applied.
 
2007-01-27 02:38:11 PM
Yeah, seriously. I might be able to forgive a single instance of the word "badonkadonk," but when it's used twice in the same post, that's crossing the line.

I'm not sure who told people it was funny, but they lose.
 
2007-01-27 02:40:36 PM
img265.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 02:41:00 PM
Timon of Athens

She's constantly flexed out? The girl's got bounce, geniune healthy bounce, in all the right places. As you point out, serious juicers don't have that.

In other words, your Roids Theory in relation to Serena can be explained in one simple phrase: Debunk with the Badonkadonk (Colbert voice: That's trademarked).
 
2007-01-27 02:41:09 PM
FlippityFlap: I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.

I'm not sure I could.

"Excuse me, Ms Williams, would you mind sitting right here on this nice chair conveniently placed on the arm of a big catapult? Yes it is comfortable. You can adjust your seat by pulling on this lever. Yes, that's right. Just like that..."
 
2007-01-27 02:43:34 PM
2007-01-27 02:41:00 PM mista_tibbs

For Christ's sake, "badonkadonk" was never meant to be written, you cretins!
 
2007-01-27 02:43:35 PM
carver:

OMFG, what the HELL is that thing? *backs away slowly*
 
2007-01-27 02:44:13 PM
deansplanet.com

I would hit that big stuff so quick your head would be spinning.

And so would you, so shut up.
 
2007-01-27 02:51:55 PM
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." -Steve Carell
 
2007-01-27 02:52:36 PM
Hawtnesses:
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DO *NOT* WANT:
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2007-01-27 02:56:46 PM

2007-01-27 02:44:13 PM molineskytown [TotalFark]

deansplanet.com

I would hit that big stuff so quick your head would be spinning.

And so would you, so shut up.


I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people saying they think Serena is hot and that "everyone would hit it" wouldn't go after it themselves if she wasn't a famous athelete with tons of money. We tend to think that celebrities are more attractive than they really are.

Fact is, Serena wouldn't turn any heads on the street if no one knew who she was. Sharpova, OTOH, is a real hottie.
 
2007-01-27 02:58:30 PM
Quantum Apostrophe

Congratulations on completely skewing my perspective on everything I understand about the world. Damn you!
 
2007-01-27 02:59:03 PM
images.quizilla.com

Does not agree with fragMasterFlash.
 
2007-01-27 03:02:43 PM
The unfortunate thing about using misquotes as Fark headlines is that people tend to believe they are real. Several in this message thread apparently believed it was a real quote, and I went into the article looking only for the quote in question, finally realizing it was a "joke." But honestly, the joke of misquoting somebody isn't funny. It's just dumb. Why not just call her a dude in the headline instead of deceptively putting words in somebody else's mouth?
 
2007-01-27 03:05:27 PM
cancersore

It's not news, it's Fark.com!

T.Durden
img300.imageshack.us

You and your Homey just got served!
 
2007-01-27 03:05:48 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-27 03:06:51 PM
Who gives a fark? It's tennis! It's not even a sport! It's a game! It's ping-pong played ON the table! Didn't Carlin already point this out? Seriously, people!

So, anyway, what games/sports formerly dominated by white people are left for African Americans/black people to conquer?

Figure skating? Hockey? Boggle tournaments? Magic the Gathering matches?

Anyway, did I mention it's tennis, and NOBODY CARES about tennis? Drier than golf, and without the pretty landscape. . . Bleh. It's so basic and boring that tennis was the basis of the first primitive home video game, and THAT was more exciting than a real game of tennis!
 
2007-01-27 03:13:30 PM
because the only thing that matters in race matters is if Blacks can Dominate white.

No other races.


The race movement reminds me of feminist sometimes.

/sometimes they are so unreasonable you just want to biatch slap them.
//likes women rights, but don't like people who are picky and choosy about what they want.
 
2007-01-27 03:14:32 PM
Bill Frist: Fact is, Serena wouldn't turn any heads on the street if no one knew who she was. Sharpova, OTOH, is a real hottie.

You, Sir, are farking stupid. Only reason Sharapova makes guys like you giggle like little girls is that you haven't left your parent's basement yet.

Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

The "celebrity" status you placed on Serena applies equally well, if not more so, for Sharapova.

Get over yourself.
 
2007-01-27 03:15:06 PM
She's not a dude. Freak of nature? Hell yes. Dude? Technically, no.

She scares me. Sharapova though... me-WOW!
 
2007-01-27 03:15:29 PM

2007-01-27 03:06:51 PM Holly_Wight [TotalFark]

Who gives a fark? It's tennis! It's not even a sport! It's a game!


Uh... what sports are you big into kid? Nascar and skateboarding? Because virtually every big sport is a GAME. Football is a "game!" so soccer, baseball, hockey, golf, etc.


So, anyway, what games/sports formerly dominated by white people are left for African Americans/black people to conquer?


Hmm... the vast majority of sports I'd guess.
Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second), Baseball (dominated by whites and hispanics), tennis (all the top male tennis players are white), golf (other than the half-black tiger, virtually all the big names are white), hockey, cycling, F1/Nascar/racing in general, etc.

The only sports than African americans dominate are basketball (although that's changing as the sport goes global, all the top foreign players are european) and american football.
 
2007-01-27 03:18:06 PM
According to news sources, cankersore was quoted as saying, "I love michael bolton. I actually masturbate to When a Man Loves a Woman daily."
 
2007-01-27 03:20:07 PM
Mi-5
Kid, if you are gonna try to sling ad hominems at least put a little work into it. If you can't come up with a diss less cliche than "you live in your parents basement" it is best not to say anything at all.

As for the celebraty status, yes of course it applies to Sharapova. And no, I don't think she is amazingly beautiful or totally unique. She is, however, a hottie and while I see lots of hot girls on the streets of new york every day and sharapova wouldn't be any kind of anomaly, she would be someone who I'd look at. I wouldn't even notice Serena.

On 1-10 scale I'd say Sharapova is maybe like an 8 while Serena is a 4-5.
 
2007-01-27 03:21:16 PM
Sharapova looks line any femail walking down the street with a decent rack..she is not very cute. Serena has butt, breaststststs, a cute face, no penis. SHe has muscular arms and broad shoulders, big whoop.

As I said, it is personal preference, but I am all for Serena.

But what can I expect from a group that thinks Paris Hilton is a top 10 beauty, Pam Anderson is hot and the ideal of beauty is bult like a lolipod. You Farkers are bonkers. Much of the preference of SHaripova may be racial (NOT RACIST), but many of these comments are racist and white guys like flatt butts, while black guys like big round butts. As I always say, J-Lo is the Rosa PArks for woman with nice butts. The ideal would still be all that "Pancake butt" had it not been for her. Sir Mix a Lot is like the Francis Scott Key. Enjoy your anorexic models guys.
 
2007-01-27 03:22:05 PM
Mi-5: Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

At the very least Sharapova would be striking in most environments. She's 6'1, pretty and toned after all. Unless your school library is at the Uber-Model Academy.
 
2007-01-27 03:22:09 PM
Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?
 
2007-01-27 03:26:01 PM
Mi-5

Mi-5 I like you because you hit truth in your last post, and also you didn't say Serena is attractive as an addition (which most people do after saying Sharapova isn't all that).

In this situation though, I think she's the pretty fish in the average to ugly pond (tennis that is). All female sports has the good looker which in many cases ends up being a rather average girl compared to those we see everyday.

Which leads into the "Celebrity" factor pointed out before.

/thinks Danica Patrick isn't hot, and probably has hairy nipples
 
2007-01-27 03:26:06 PM
I think the Williams sisters are horrid.

Sharapova on the other hand... *drool*
 
2007-01-27 03:26:44 PM

But what can I expect from a group that thinks Paris Hilton is a top 10 beauty, Pam Anderson is hot and the ideal of beauty is bult like a lolipod.


FWIW, I don't think either is very hot. And Pam Anderson DEFINITLY isn't. If anthing, the Pam Anderson lovers would be the Serena fans. People who think big curves are the ideal of beauty but don't care about face. Personally face is the most important thing for me. Just my preference. As such, Serena doesn't rank high at all while Sharpova has a very nice face.

many of these comments are racist and white guys like flatt butts, while black guys like big round butts.

Was that supposed to be ironic? Because declaring what the physical preferences of different races are is the closet thing to a "racist" comment i've seen in this thread.

Personally I'm not a fan of big butts, but I hate when people pretend that anyone who dislikes a gigantic ass likes "flat butts."

No, I like nicely shaped but smaller butts. Just like I like nicely shaped, perky smaller breasts. I don't care if you like giant breasts, but just cause I don't want D-Cups doens't mean I like flat chests and not liking bubble butts doesn't mean I want a flat butt.
 
2007-01-27 03:27:30 PM
Bill Frist: Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second)

This is true, but many of the best players from both continents also happen to be black.
 
2007-01-27 03:28:14 PM
Christian Bale: Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?

There was a third sister.
 
2007-01-27 03:30:22 PM
Lets see, if I had to guess


She's probably on or was on a low dose cycle of winstrol and anavar.

She already has great genetics, add in some anabolics and she goes out and flat out SMOKES her competition after her game had dropped off dramatically.

I would not be surprised if they tested her during the "off" times and found her to be on something.
 
2007-01-27 03:31:32 PM
Christian Bale
Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?
Sooner or later with all the steroids they've taken, she will be.

Disgusting, ruins women's tennis, which should be about the hotness, and mini skirts, not about steroids and lesbians. That's what the LPGA is for.
 
2007-01-27 03:31:37 PM


2007-01-27 03:27:30 PM TheHoodedClaw

Bill Frist: Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second)

This is true, but many of the best players from both continents also happen to be black.


A fair amount of the best players are black, maybe like 15%, but they definitly don't "DOMINATE" the sport, which was apparently that posters concern.

Also, most of the best "black" players from europe, like Ashley Cole or whatever, are half-black or less.
 
2007-01-27 03:32:06 PM
There was a third sister.

Just like there was a third manning brother. Imagine how it feels having two successful sisters...out of three.
 
2007-01-27 03:32:41 PM
As is...not was.

/for mr. manning.
 
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