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(Blayney)   Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude."   (blayney.yourguide.com.au) divider line 279
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2007-01-27 06:57:42 AM
Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova Williams to Reporter - "She's a dude and she sucks"

There FIFY ;)

img180.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 07:07:11 AM
That photo isn't fair without a comparison shot.

img.photobucket.com

I like the difference in the "Playing arm" versus the non-playing arm. Shouldn't they do steroid testing in tennis too?
 
2007-01-27 07:07:38 AM
Sorry, The page you requested from blayney.yourguide.com.au cannot be displayed.

FAIL
 
2007-01-27 07:10:30 AM
R.O.P
wow, the photos look alot alike =:>O

Detry
I got it ok
 
2007-01-27 07:17:02 AM
Detry, the site was probably overwhelmed by all three of us trying to link to it.
 
2007-01-27 07:17:22 AM
Heres the article:

Williams crushes Sharapova in Open final
By Darren Walton

Of all her many triumphs, this one was the sweetest, the most satisfying of the lot.

"Even I didn't expect to come in and win it all," Williams admitted after landing her eighth grand slam crown with a 6-1 6-2 obliteration of Maria Sharapova in the women's Australian Open final.

The emotional victory, which the American dedicated to her late sister Yetunde Price, who was murdered in a drive-by shooting in 2003, completed an astonishing career revival.

Knee injuries restricted Williams to four tournaments in 2006 and the former world No.1 arrived at Melbourne Park ranked a depressing 81st having played just three matches since the US Open last September.

The 25-year-old departed as the lowest-ranked and first unseeded player to have hoisted the Daphne Akhurst Memorial Cup since Australian Chris O'Neill in 1978.

"It's an awesome feeling," Williams said after leaving a succession of seeds in her wake.

From the outset, Sharapova, the reigning US Open champion who was bidding to become the first woman since Justine Henin three years ago to snare back-to-back grand slam titles, never stood a chance.

"I was driven," Williams said.

"I just went out there, I was focused. I was really focused. I knew what I wanted to do. I'm insatiable.

"When I'm playing well, it's difficult for anyone to beat me. It's difficult for anyone to beat me because I have a unique style. I have a unique game.

"Tennis is what I think I was born to do."

Even Williams, though, conceded there were times when she didn't imagine a performance like that was possible again.

She hadn't won a tournament since reigning in Melbourne two years ago.

"There's always times out there where you think: 'Am I ever going to be looking at another trophy?'," Williams said.

"Especially since I hadn't won a tournament, let alone a grand slam. I hadn't won a tournament in a long time."

Discounting last year's aborted final when Henin retired with a stomach complaint when trailing 6-1 2-0 against Amelie Mauresmo, Williams' victory was the most one-sided Open decider since Steffi Graf crushed Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario 6-0 6-2 in 1994.

And the American did it all for her sister.

"I love her so much. A couple of days ago I said: 'If I win this, it's for you'. So I love you Tunde," Williams, fighting back tears, said in her victory speech.

Every day before matches she writes a note to herself.

"Today my note was just 'Yetunde'. That's it," Williams said.

"Usually I write, 'look at the ball, move forward, do this, do that.'

"Today I just had one word. Every changeover, I looked at it and I just thought about how happy she would have been, how much she always supported me.

"I just thought about what an amazing sister she was to me. I just said: 'Serena, this has to be motivating. This has to be more than enough to motivate me,' and I think it was."

Her unlikely success catapulted Williams 67 places to No.14 in the rankings and she promised to "play more than four tournaments this year" in an effort to climb even higher.

"I'm ready to take my game to a new level," she said.

He rivals are on notice.

Williams' eighth major placed her 10th on the all-time list - and three more than the other still active women Henin, Martina Hingis and sister Venus.

Sharapova's first loss in three grand slam finals reversed her 6-1 6-4 disposal of Williams in the 2004 Wimbledon decider.

The Russian pin-up said she could see the writing on the wall as early as the second game, but was nevertheless shattered in defeat.

"I'll be honest with you, I don't like losing. It's not fun," the teenager said.

Brought to you by AAP
 
2007-01-27 07:22:30 AM
R.O.P.: the site was probably overwhelmed by all three of us trying to link to it.


Haha, ok.

I tried a few times just to be sure but just kept getting the same error.
 
2007-01-27 08:25:53 AM
www.teethworld.com

/ "That's a MAN, baby !"
 
2007-01-27 08:39:11 AM
um

wow

/brrrr
 
2007-01-27 09:33:47 AM
As much as I believe in women's fitness, those two photos above made my peenor yelp and go hide.
 
2007-01-27 11:11:02 AM
This might be worthwhile if Sharapova actually said "She's a dude" - but since she didn't, who cares?
 
2007-01-27 11:11:56 AM
I had no idea Ricky Williams was also playing tennis.
 
2007-01-27 11:13:23 AM
It's good to see Wesley Snipes getting his life back together.
 
2007-01-27 11:15:36 AM
It was a massive defeat -- very one-sided. I feel sorry for those who paid for tickets... Definitely not worth it. For one thing, you can tell things are borked when one player serves at 190km/h and the other at 100 km/h...

/ Australian Open so I don't care for Imperial :)
 
2007-01-27 11:16:03 AM
Wesley Snipes...ROFL!!!!

Best of the day Mugato!
 
2007-01-27 11:18:24 AM
That picture of Serena is for real? I thought it was a farking photoshop.

She is a man, baby.

I love the slip in the article, too:

"He rivals are on notice."

Very nice.
 
2007-01-27 11:19:46 AM
i67.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-27 11:20:20 AM
serena resembles a mountain gorilla
 
2007-01-27 11:20:51 AM
Sharapova wins at the hotness, though.

When she's not playing tennis.

/Suck it, Serena
 
2007-01-27 11:21:15 AM
I'd backhand it?
 
2007-01-27 11:21:18 AM
Tell me she didn't play tennis while wearing those giant farking earrings.
 
2007-01-27 11:21:22 AM
img265.imageshack.us

/obligatory
 
2007-01-27 11:21:43 AM
How could you even play a match of tennis with earrings like that whipping around your head. nutty I tell ya.
 
2007-01-27 11:24:03 AM
Wow. Serena sure has bulked up eh? She used to be a little girl and now she's Barry Bonds.
 
2007-01-27 11:24:59 AM
That pic of the guy with the huge earrings scares the hell outta me.
 
2007-01-27 11:25:35 AM
www.horroria.com
 
2007-01-27 11:27:15 AM
veedeevadeevoodee:
/ "That's a MAN, baby !"

I have yet to see you post something that doesn't make me crack up!

/mmmm, beer
 
2007-01-27 11:30:52 AM
I often dream of Serena saying to me, "I'm insatiable".
 
2007-01-27 11:31:59 AM
www.parallaxview.nu
Dang! Baby got back! Everything looks good from this angle.
 
2007-01-27 11:32:00 AM
Mugato: It's good to see Wesley Snipes getting his life back together.

haha
 
2007-01-27 11:32:59 AM
This sentence gave me an erection:

"It's an awesome feeling," Williams said after leaving a succession of seeds in her wake.


I love that woman.
 
2007-01-27 11:35:44 AM
Anybody can look ugly in mid-strain. Eddie Murphy taught us that. But when not in strain, Serena is the much much much (etc) more ugly of the two, not even a contest. She's over-bulked, she doesn't even look good in the ads for her perfume (noticed it at Kohl's yesterday... but not for long, Ashley Judd's stuff was the next picture over!).

She's a couple of squats away from having a bodybuilder's legs. And she has my ass, graphed on to hers, cause it's damned big.
 
2007-01-27 11:41:13 AM
I have a hard time believing a woman can put on that much muscle mass without the help of anabolics...
 
2007-01-27 11:42:29 AM
R.O.P.: I like the difference in the "Playing arm" versus the non-playing arm. Shouldn't they do steroid testing in tennis too?

Spend a few weeks on foobies links, and your arms will look like that too ;)
 
2007-01-27 11:42:52 AM
I watchewd the match. The truly astounding thing was Serena's butt, jutting out like she was smuggling a pair of human heads under her skirt.
 
2007-01-27 11:43:05 AM
anyone actually watch the match? it looked like serena was possessed. shiat was scary. it was pretty rad.
 
2007-01-27 11:51:21 AM
I don't mind muscle on chicks and actually prefer a more athletic build, but Serena is gross. That much muscle is totally unfeminine.
 
2007-01-27 11:57:00 AM
Oh Funny. Sharapova said exactly what millions of men were thinking.

Williams should be playing Federov.
 
2007-01-27 11:58:28 AM
They DO test tennis players for steroids and performance-enhancing drugs. The difference in size in their arms is simply because they swing a tennis racquet with one hand for six hours a day.

Also, subby needs to be punched in the head, unless he meant to link to a different article in which Sharapova actually said something unsportmanlike.
 
2007-01-27 12:05:33 PM
Do they perform chromosome tests as well?

I have trouble believing there's nothing but a normal pair of Xs floating around in there.
 
2007-01-27 12:07:03 PM
Look at her she got a sack and a dong hidden somewhere!
 
2007-01-27 12:09:07 PM
serena williams is 5'10" and about 145 lbs and athletic.

if you think 5'10" - 145 lbs looks like a male NFL player, or a gorilla, or is massively huge in general, you are worse then a moron or imbecile, you are a fecking idiot
 
2007-01-27 12:09:37 PM
Serena Williams is farking hot. I LOVE chicks with muscles.
 
2007-01-27 12:10:00 PM
The Williams sister have a physical advantage on the vast majority of their opponents, they weigh nearly 190lbs each and aren't fat by any means. At the same time, they are good players who have the skill to match their physical advantages.

It reminds me of the Japanese Rugby team when they play a team like New Zealand, or Fiji. The Japanese play their hearts out, but pretty much always get creamed by what looks to be an opposing team made up of giants.
 
2007-01-27 12:12:37 PM
Serena might very well be the greatest that womens tennis has ever seen. She showed great finesse in that game.

It's quite a shame that the American sportscasters do little to support their own player. Nationalism in tennis has really fallen apart when the sportscaster supports the tennis player from Isreal over Serena- the player from Russia. Sad really.
 
2007-01-27 12:13:33 PM
Mugato: It's good to see Wesley Snipes getting his life back together.

Thread over. Stop trying.
 
2007-01-27 12:16:22 PM
The amount of steroids she uses is scary... looks like Bonds.
 
2007-01-27 12:17:03 PM
I find it hard to take women's tennis seriusly when an out of practice, out of shape, 80th ranked woman can win a grand slam.

Proud moment for Serena herself, but a sad state of affairs for women's tennis.
 
2007-01-27 12:19:31 PM
"Tennis is what I think I was born forced to do."

/remembers seeing footage of them when they were little
//dad seemed like an overvearing dickhead
 
2007-01-27 12:20:39 PM
bet she could kick your and your dad's ass.
 
2007-01-27 12:20:59 PM
I'm just happy that she won. I love watching Serena play tennis. On top of that, I think she's hot.

www.agoracosmopolitan.com
 
2007-01-27 12:25:29 PM
Also, dudes claiming that Sharapova is unattractive or a man need to get their sexuality checked.

images.askmen.com

Very, very hot.
 
2007-01-27 12:31:26 PM
Im 5'11" and 150 and i dont even have boobs or a huge ass and im a ropey piece of shiat....theres no way shes 5'10" and 145
 
2007-01-27 12:36:37 PM
Me to Sub "I'm a cocksucker" mitter - "DIAF"
 
2007-01-27 12:40:04 PM
I would say Serena probably weighs about 160-165 at 5-10. I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get. I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.
 
2007-01-27 12:40:07 PM
duckpoopy, kaedric: maybe she performs best with a pair of dangling objects repeatedly slapping against her face.
 
2007-01-27 12:40:45 PM
Glad to see Sharapova admitting men > women.
 
2007-01-27 12:41:38 PM
To be fair to Maria, she's right.

Bill Frist

Any man referring to a person or persons as "dudes" doesn't need to get their sexuality checked (how would you do that exactly). Such a person is t3h ghey.
 
2007-01-27 12:42:03 PM
oh and, since its another sharapova thread:


i65.photobucket.com

/have a nice day
//this wouldnt be as hot with serena/venus in their places
///just sayin'
 
2007-01-27 12:42:29 PM
www.tcrecord.org

Williams was happy with her win, signing that Sharapova played well.
 
2007-01-27 12:53:26 PM
dats wasist, serena is superhot and she got a sweet sweet badonkadonk
 
2007-01-27 12:55:00 PM
I think they should do genetics testing to see what percentage is female and what percentage is male. If they are over 50% male,.......they're OUTTA THERE !

I remember them doing this to the East Germans in the Olympics.

That picture above of Venus in a black outfit looks like a guy with tits.
 
2007-01-27 12:58:31 PM
Is it really worth looking like that to win a few tennis matches?
 
2007-01-27 12:59:15 PM
Serena might very well be the greatest that womens tennis has ever seen. She showed great finesse in that game.

Did you watch the same game i did? Cuz here's how it went:

Little Russian girl's first serve hits the net.

Little Russian girl's second serve gently floats across the net like a box of fluffy white kittens, held aloft by cherubim.

African-American Amazon slams the ball back over the net and the heat from her return scorches the ball, atomizing it just as it lands on the other side.

The word you are looking for is "power" ... not finesse. Serena plays the game with all the subtlety of a piece of field artillery.
 
2007-01-27 01:05:22 PM
savamizz
Dangling objects eh? You don't say...
 
2007-01-27 01:05:50 PM
I would hit it. Either one.
 
2007-01-27 01:06:24 PM
I dont understand how Serena bulked up so fast. I don't want to take anything away from her, but she looks hugely muscled compared to just a year or two ago and it's not like she is some spring chicken, what with her weak knees and all.

I dunno, something seems fishy to me.
 
2007-01-27 01:07:01 PM
wow looks like subby is the sore one here. can't help but make stuff up? desperate...
 
2007-01-27 01:09:45 PM
towatchoverme: The word you are looking for is "power" ... not finesse. Serena plays the game with all the subtlety of a piece of field artillery.

Well, nobody claimed Navratilova was the Rod Laver of her generation, either. She's healthy again, and ready to kick some major ass this year, apparently. I say more power to her, smack all those little puffs of tissue paper around all year, and win the grand slam. I like people in sports who just go out and lay the smackdown on people, and Serena does that with some left over for you, pal.
 
2007-01-27 01:11:13 PM
Sharapova never said serena was a man. she just said losing was not fun.
 
2007-01-27 01:11:19 PM
There are ways of getting around steroid testing. Look at Bonds or McGuire--you don't think these guys are natural too, just because they were "tested" do you?

It's not possible for a woman to grow muscles that large without supping testosterone. Period.
 
2007-01-27 01:11:22 PM
Serena's not masculine, just athletic. You want masculine, look at Mauresmo. I think she's Ray Finkle.
 
2007-01-27 01:13:08 PM
2007-01-27 12:40:04 PM FlippityFlap I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get.

I'm sure I"ll never get a woman as famous and rich as Serena, but I've certainlly gotten much more attractive women than her in my day.

meekychuppet

Sorry "mate," but people form England aren't allowed to call other people gay. It's just too ironic.
 
2007-01-27 01:16:08 PM
shipofhtesun

Oh, i agree. Don't get me wrong. I just think calling Serena a "finesse" player is like calling Celine Dion's music "subtle" or William Shatner's acting "nuanced."

Personally, i don't care much for serve-and-volley types - or chicks who look like dudes - but that's just my preference. If you like post-op trannies with arms like a Pittsburgh steelworker, i am not here to judge.
 
2007-01-27 01:16:08 PM
Black NFL players lust after Serena Williams.

What's with the headline? I do get the impression Sharapova's a bit of a brat, but don't make up stuff.
 
2007-01-27 01:18:35 PM
Black NFL players lust after Serena Williams.

That's because there's nothing an NFL player loves more than himself.
 
2007-01-27 01:19:01 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-27 01:22:35 PM
Serena sure does look like she is receiving some artificial enhancement. There just aren't many, if any, women who can get that big without steroids.
 
2007-01-27 01:23:26 PM
those chicks have balls big green ones
 
2007-01-27 01:24:22 PM
That Serena pic is photoshopped, you idiots. C'mon. Are you that stupid?
 
2007-01-27 01:25:36 PM
Williams almost definitely has breast implants, there is no way that a woman that muscular has boobs that large. Although, I'm completely unable to explain her ass. It defies all the natural rules of anatomy...and not in a good way.

I'm a naturally muscular chick and I can't imagine WANTING to be this way. I have to be careful how much I work out so I don't look nasty.
 
2007-01-27 01:26:43 PM
It isn't photoshopped you idiot. Its just a picture of her right as she is strainging all her muscles in mid swing.
 
2007-01-27 01:31:00 PM
www.myspaceantics.com

approoves...
 
2007-01-27 01:32:57 PM
Never could understand how someone could find Williams attractive as she has so many man qualities about that entire frame and face of hers I wouldn't be surprised if some guy ended up doing her feeling like they were emasculated doing a dude afterwards.

Saw her on tv the other night flipping channels...chunky butt and a lil cheese on the thighs, massive man arms, and a face that fit that as well too, plus grunting like a silverback gorilla when she swings. Bleh.
 
2007-01-27 01:33:33 PM
I can't believe I read that whole article only to find out that Sharapova did not call Serena a dude...so disappointing...

/cry
 
2007-01-27 01:35:08 PM
/ didn't we have this retarded argument already?
// I'd hit both of them
/// with my car
 
2007-01-27 01:37:13 PM
I don't believe it's photoshopped. I've seen a few other pics on reputable sites that show the same thing.

img329.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 01:42:50 PM
carver

WTF is that!
 
2007-01-27 01:43:18 PM
/ didn't we have this retarded argument already?
// I'd hit both of them
/// with my car


Your car would explode.
 
2007-01-27 01:46:02 PM
The defeat wasn't a surprise to me. I caught part of Sharapova's semi-final match, and she didn't seem to be playing at 100%.
 
2007-01-27 01:48:20 PM
All Apologies

If Venus is 190 lbs., then Sergei Federov is a top-ranked professional tennis player. You'll find at least one person in this thread to take that bet.


I don't know much about Wall Street, but after watching last night's game, I wanted to buy stock in "at least 10 farkers will act like petty, resentful, uninformed dweebs after this". Actually, a parlay with "at least 3 will be racists" would have cleaned up. Maybe they'll post odds in Vegas. Some of you guys are money, baby, money!
//hopes for 6:5 odds
///Serena as healthiest girl in the world FTW
 
2007-01-27 01:49:29 PM
FlippityFlap: . I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get. I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.

Dude, you couldn't throw either one of them out of bed if you tried.
 
2007-01-27 01:50:32 PM
mista_tibbs: Serena as healthiest girl in the world FTW

You lose. She pretty obviously is doping herself. I've seen Eastern European weightlifters with healthier musculature.

Farker1138: she didn't seem to be playing at 100%.

No shame in losing to John Henry's great-grandson.
 
2007-01-27 01:51:53 PM
Dire: And you're trisomic if you think she weighs 145 pounds. Her legs alone weigh that. That's a bulky beeyotch right there. Imagine the emotional volatility and general arrogance of her in particular coupled with the muscles of a baboon and I'm not turned on.
 
2007-01-27 01:52:26 PM
Befuddled There are plenty of women who can get that big. It's in the genes.
 
2007-01-27 01:57:10 PM
Timon of Athens
No shame in losing to John Henry's great-grandson.

You owe my workplace a new keyboard

/FTW!
 
2007-01-27 01:57:55 PM
img122.imageshack.us
San rock art - Cederburg Mountains, South Africa

a large angry dinosaur

Big badonkadonks have been around for at least the last 10000 years. It is possible and natural to have a gravity defying badonkadonk. Some like it and some don't.
 
2007-01-27 02:01:03 PM
I would have never thought people would be so upset over their little model losing to a true athlete.

/Welcome to fark
//The picture is not photoshopped, but that is skin over her triceps that you see, not muscle
 
2007-01-27 02:05:25 PM
re: pictures

Keep in mind her arms are in motion. I'd stop laughing at her "figure" and take a look at your arms at full speed swinging.

/I'd hit it
//Like I'm picky....
 
2007-01-27 02:05:28 PM
janetcharltonshollywood.com

Serena Williams and Wesley Snipes are never seen together in the same place.

Actually. Welsey makes a more attractive woman than Serena does. Weird huh.
 
2007-01-27 02:07:05 PM
Cracks me up. Serena is a woman, but a super feminine mexican transexual is a man?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_Rivera
 
2007-01-27 02:07:19 PM
annoyed_grunt: I don't believe it's photoshopped. I've seen a few other pics on reputable sites that show the same thing.

She could kick my ass all day then wad me up and throw me away. Jesus. Hulk smash, Hulk SMASH!
 
2007-01-27 02:11:18 PM
although the photo looks a little touched up it is true serena wears huge hoop earrings to matches and her arm can really get that big when flexing, honestly her arms are muscled when she isnt flexing to just before the level of muscle when skin stretches and veins come out like with weight lifters

[also maria is up there with the best to play the sport and shes twice what williams is]
 
2007-01-27 02:17:25 PM
Wikipedia and her own website list Serena at 5'10" and 143lbs. Based on the women I know, that sounds like she should be a lot slimmer than she is. Unless her body fat percentage is near zero, I can't think of how she'd weigh that little. Except she's American, and American girls have a tendency to drop 10-50lbs off their actual disclosed weight. Heck, I'm 5'3" and while I wasn't toned when I weighed 145 I still looked smaller than her.

She's scary looking. Need more pics of hottie Maria.
 
2007-01-27 02:18:54 PM
I'd let Serena hit me like the fist of an angry god, all night long.
 
2007-01-27 02:21:18 PM
Timon of Athens

Serena has curves and muscles. With her frame and genetics, she can pack on meat like you can pack away Ring-Dings.
 
2007-01-27 02:21:33 PM
Anybody who saw those Williams sisters thought that from the first time they laid eyes on them. They're both manish. I do think they do steroid testing right?
 
2007-01-27 02:25:07 PM
Ah yeah I think Serena and Mike Tyson were seperated at birth.
 
2007-01-27 02:25:24 PM
Mike_Bolton: Dutch Rudder?


Oh god no, think of the chafing...friction would NOT be your friend.
 
2007-01-27 02:25:49 PM
Keep in mind, that muscle weighs less than fat. So your average 5'10" 145 pound woman will be curvy, a very low body fat, buff Serena will look like that...pretty ripped.
 
2007-01-27 02:27:12 PM

2007-01-27 02:25:49 PM Duke Rocks

Keep in mind, that muscle weighs less than fat.


WRONG. Muscle weighs MORE than fat, which is why BMI's don't work for muscular people, they make them seem obese when they are jsut tones.
 
2007-01-27 02:27:15 PM
please refrain from ever using this word again "badonkadonk."
Thank you in advance.
 
2007-01-27 02:30:14 PM
mista_tibbs: With her frame and genetics, she can pack on meat like you can pack away Ring-Dings.

That sort of ad hominem generally is only effective against fat people. Nice try, tho.

As for the assertion that she just has a heavy build, please keep in mind one of the golden rules about IDing steroid users:

If the muscle only stands out when they are flexing, it's probably natural. If they constantly look like they're going to bust a capillary (see carver's post) it's probably roids.
 
2007-01-27 02:32:40 PM
Carver: Please tell me that's not real...
 
2007-01-27 02:37:43 PM
Voldemort: Carver: Please tell me that's not real...

It's not. You can follow the line of symmetry down his body where a mirror image tool was applied.
 
2007-01-27 02:38:11 PM
Yeah, seriously. I might be able to forgive a single instance of the word "badonkadonk," but when it's used twice in the same post, that's crossing the line.

I'm not sure who told people it was funny, but they lose.
 
2007-01-27 02:40:36 PM
img265.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 02:41:00 PM
Timon of Athens

She's constantly flexed out? The girl's got bounce, geniune healthy bounce, in all the right places. As you point out, serious juicers don't have that.

In other words, your Roids Theory in relation to Serena can be explained in one simple phrase: Debunk with the Badonkadonk (Colbert voice: That's trademarked).
 
2007-01-27 02:41:09 PM
FlippityFlap: I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.

I'm not sure I could.

"Excuse me, Ms Williams, would you mind sitting right here on this nice chair conveniently placed on the arm of a big catapult? Yes it is comfortable. You can adjust your seat by pulling on this lever. Yes, that's right. Just like that..."
 
2007-01-27 02:43:34 PM
2007-01-27 02:41:00 PM mista_tibbs

For Christ's sake, "badonkadonk" was never meant to be written, you cretins!
 
2007-01-27 02:43:35 PM
carver:

OMFG, what the HELL is that thing? *backs away slowly*
 
2007-01-27 02:44:13 PM
deansplanet.com

I would hit that big stuff so quick your head would be spinning.

And so would you, so shut up.
 
2007-01-27 02:51:55 PM
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." -Steve Carell
 
2007-01-27 02:52:36 PM
Hawtnesses:
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DO *NOT* WANT:
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2007-01-27 02:56:46 PM

2007-01-27 02:44:13 PM molineskytown [TotalFark]

deansplanet.com

I would hit that big stuff so quick your head would be spinning.

And so would you, so shut up.


I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the people saying they think Serena is hot and that "everyone would hit it" wouldn't go after it themselves if she wasn't a famous athelete with tons of money. We tend to think that celebrities are more attractive than they really are.

Fact is, Serena wouldn't turn any heads on the street if no one knew who she was. Sharpova, OTOH, is a real hottie.
 
2007-01-27 02:58:30 PM
Quantum Apostrophe

Congratulations on completely skewing my perspective on everything I understand about the world. Damn you!
 
2007-01-27 02:59:03 PM
images.quizilla.com

Does not agree with fragMasterFlash.
 
2007-01-27 03:02:43 PM
The unfortunate thing about using misquotes as Fark headlines is that people tend to believe they are real. Several in this message thread apparently believed it was a real quote, and I went into the article looking only for the quote in question, finally realizing it was a "joke." But honestly, the joke of misquoting somebody isn't funny. It's just dumb. Why not just call her a dude in the headline instead of deceptively putting words in somebody else's mouth?
 
2007-01-27 03:05:27 PM
cancersore

It's not news, it's Fark.com!

T.Durden
img300.imageshack.us

You and your Homey just got served!
 
2007-01-27 03:05:48 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-27 03:06:51 PM
Who gives a fark? It's tennis! It's not even a sport! It's a game! It's ping-pong played ON the table! Didn't Carlin already point this out? Seriously, people!

So, anyway, what games/sports formerly dominated by white people are left for African Americans/black people to conquer?

Figure skating? Hockey? Boggle tournaments? Magic the Gathering matches?

Anyway, did I mention it's tennis, and NOBODY CARES about tennis? Drier than golf, and without the pretty landscape. . . Bleh. It's so basic and boring that tennis was the basis of the first primitive home video game, and THAT was more exciting than a real game of tennis!
 
2007-01-27 03:13:30 PM
because the only thing that matters in race matters is if Blacks can Dominate white.

No other races.


The race movement reminds me of feminist sometimes.

/sometimes they are so unreasonable you just want to biatch slap them.
//likes women rights, but don't like people who are picky and choosy about what they want.
 
2007-01-27 03:14:32 PM
Bill Frist: Fact is, Serena wouldn't turn any heads on the street if no one knew who she was. Sharpova, OTOH, is a real hottie.

You, Sir, are farking stupid. Only reason Sharapova makes guys like you giggle like little girls is that you haven't left your parent's basement yet.

Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

The "celebrity" status you placed on Serena applies equally well, if not more so, for Sharapova.

Get over yourself.
 
2007-01-27 03:15:06 PM
She's not a dude. Freak of nature? Hell yes. Dude? Technically, no.

She scares me. Sharapova though... me-WOW!
 
2007-01-27 03:15:29 PM

2007-01-27 03:06:51 PM Holly_Wight [TotalFark]

Who gives a fark? It's tennis! It's not even a sport! It's a game!


Uh... what sports are you big into kid? Nascar and skateboarding? Because virtually every big sport is a GAME. Football is a "game!" so soccer, baseball, hockey, golf, etc.


So, anyway, what games/sports formerly dominated by white people are left for African Americans/black people to conquer?


Hmm... the vast majority of sports I'd guess.
Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second), Baseball (dominated by whites and hispanics), tennis (all the top male tennis players are white), golf (other than the half-black tiger, virtually all the big names are white), hockey, cycling, F1/Nascar/racing in general, etc.

The only sports than African americans dominate are basketball (although that's changing as the sport goes global, all the top foreign players are european) and american football.
 
2007-01-27 03:18:06 PM
According to news sources, cankersore was quoted as saying, "I love michael bolton. I actually masturbate to When a Man Loves a Woman daily."
 
2007-01-27 03:20:07 PM
Mi-5
Kid, if you are gonna try to sling ad hominems at least put a little work into it. If you can't come up with a diss less cliche than "you live in your parents basement" it is best not to say anything at all.

As for the celebraty status, yes of course it applies to Sharapova. And no, I don't think she is amazingly beautiful or totally unique. She is, however, a hottie and while I see lots of hot girls on the streets of new york every day and sharapova wouldn't be any kind of anomaly, she would be someone who I'd look at. I wouldn't even notice Serena.

On 1-10 scale I'd say Sharapova is maybe like an 8 while Serena is a 4-5.
 
2007-01-27 03:21:16 PM
Sharapova looks line any femail walking down the street with a decent rack..she is not very cute. Serena has butt, breaststststs, a cute face, no penis. SHe has muscular arms and broad shoulders, big whoop.

As I said, it is personal preference, but I am all for Serena.

But what can I expect from a group that thinks Paris Hilton is a top 10 beauty, Pam Anderson is hot and the ideal of beauty is bult like a lolipod. You Farkers are bonkers. Much of the preference of SHaripova may be racial (NOT RACIST), but many of these comments are racist and white guys like flatt butts, while black guys like big round butts. As I always say, J-Lo is the Rosa PArks for woman with nice butts. The ideal would still be all that "Pancake butt" had it not been for her. Sir Mix a Lot is like the Francis Scott Key. Enjoy your anorexic models guys.
 
2007-01-27 03:22:05 PM
Mi-5: Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

At the very least Sharapova would be striking in most environments. She's 6'1, pretty and toned after all. Unless your school library is at the Uber-Model Academy.
 
2007-01-27 03:22:09 PM
Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?
 
2007-01-27 03:26:01 PM
Mi-5

Mi-5 I like you because you hit truth in your last post, and also you didn't say Serena is attractive as an addition (which most people do after saying Sharapova isn't all that).

In this situation though, I think she's the pretty fish in the average to ugly pond (tennis that is). All female sports has the good looker which in many cases ends up being a rather average girl compared to those we see everyday.

Which leads into the "Celebrity" factor pointed out before.

/thinks Danica Patrick isn't hot, and probably has hairy nipples
 
2007-01-27 03:26:06 PM
I think the Williams sisters are horrid.

Sharapova on the other hand... *drool*
 
2007-01-27 03:26:44 PM

But what can I expect from a group that thinks Paris Hilton is a top 10 beauty, Pam Anderson is hot and the ideal of beauty is bult like a lolipod.


FWIW, I don't think either is very hot. And Pam Anderson DEFINITLY isn't. If anthing, the Pam Anderson lovers would be the Serena fans. People who think big curves are the ideal of beauty but don't care about face. Personally face is the most important thing for me. Just my preference. As such, Serena doesn't rank high at all while Sharpova has a very nice face.

many of these comments are racist and white guys like flatt butts, while black guys like big round butts.

Was that supposed to be ironic? Because declaring what the physical preferences of different races are is the closet thing to a "racist" comment i've seen in this thread.

Personally I'm not a fan of big butts, but I hate when people pretend that anyone who dislikes a gigantic ass likes "flat butts."

No, I like nicely shaped but smaller butts. Just like I like nicely shaped, perky smaller breasts. I don't care if you like giant breasts, but just cause I don't want D-Cups doens't mean I like flat chests and not liking bubble butts doesn't mean I want a flat butt.
 
2007-01-27 03:27:30 PM
Bill Frist: Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second)

This is true, but many of the best players from both continents also happen to be black.
 
2007-01-27 03:28:14 PM
Christian Bale: Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?

There was a third sister.
 
2007-01-27 03:30:22 PM
Lets see, if I had to guess


She's probably on or was on a low dose cycle of winstrol and anavar.

She already has great genetics, add in some anabolics and she goes out and flat out SMOKES her competition after her game had dropped off dramatically.

I would not be surprised if they tested her during the "off" times and found her to be on something.
 
2007-01-27 03:31:32 PM
Christian Bale
Why does she talk about her sister Venus as if she's deceased? Did I miss something?
Sooner or later with all the steroids they've taken, she will be.

Disgusting, ruins women's tennis, which should be about the hotness, and mini skirts, not about steroids and lesbians. That's what the LPGA is for.
 
2007-01-27 03:31:37 PM


2007-01-27 03:27:30 PM TheHoodedClaw

Bill Frist: Soccer (totally dominated by western europeans with south americans in second)

This is true, but many of the best players from both continents also happen to be black.


A fair amount of the best players are black, maybe like 15%, but they definitly don't "DOMINATE" the sport, which was apparently that posters concern.

Also, most of the best "black" players from europe, like Ashley Cole or whatever, are half-black or less.
 
2007-01-27 03:32:06 PM
There was a third sister.

Just like there was a third manning brother. Imagine how it feels having two successful sisters...out of three.
 
2007-01-27 03:32:41 PM
As is...not was.

/for mr. manning.
 
2007-01-27 03:34:44 PM
carver, WTF is that?
 
2007-01-27 03:37:12 PM
Bill Frist: As for the celebraty status, yes of course it applies to Sharapova. And no, I don't think she is amazingly beautiful or totally unique. She is, however, a hottie and while I see lots of hot girls on the streets of new york every day and sharapova wouldn't be any kind of anomaly, she would be someone who I'd look at. I wouldn't even notice Serena.


Awww come on....then your definition of hottie means "average girl who would turn your head?" Then you've devalued "hottie" my friend, or maybe your definition of hottie is way different than me.

A better description would be "she's good looking" because hottie in my opinion is just a bit more than good looking.
 
2007-01-27 03:39:37 PM
Frist

Dude, I'm no "kid" and I'll kindly ask you to refrain from using that word to describe me.

I'm not into any sports, if you must know. Sports are silly; A waste of time, although I do enjoy a good boxing match from time to time.

But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Nothing wrong with this; but `tis true.

And seriously, stop calling people "kid" as if you're trying to be a condescending Fark version of Han Solo. I'm not your kid, nor am I Luke Skywalker, so can it with the cutesy names.
 
2007-01-27 03:40:06 PM

Awww come on....then your definition of hottie means "average girl who would turn your head?" Then you've devalued "hottie" my friend, or maybe your definition of hottie is way different than me.


Well, like I said, I'd rank her as about a 7.5 or an 8 on a 1-10 scale.

Granted, I like tallish, trim, small breasted girls so she is my type.
 
2007-01-27 03:42:12 PM
Used to think Serena was hot... Now, not so much.

/Don't remember these waterworks with Sharpova
//Could be wrong
///If slashies are wrong, baby, I don't want to be right
 
2007-01-27 03:43:28 PM
There are ways of getting around steroid testing. Look at Bonds or McGuire--you don't think these guys are natural too, just because they were "tested" do you?

When exactly was McGwire "tested"? Or Sosa? Bonds didn't start getting tested until he likely quit, so your point is?
 
2007-01-27 03:45:07 PM

"Obliterated!!!" LOL

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2007-01-27 03:46:52 PM
Holly_Wight: But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Of the sports you list I know something about:

Golf - there's only Tiger (admittedly a total phenomenon) and Vijay Singh who are black, and Vijay is of Indian ancestry.

Soccer - There are plenty top black players, but as Bill pointed out they don't really dominate.

Weightlifting - You sure about this - most of the top weighlifters are literally Caucasian.
 
2007-01-27 03:47:27 PM
img149.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 03:47:33 PM

But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Nothing wrong with this; but `tis true.


Sorry kid, but you are just totally ignorant.
Baseball is NOT dominated by black atheletes. If we were to make a list of the best baseball players the vast majority would be white or hispanic. Soccer is DEFINITLY not dominated by blacks, virtually none of the very best players are black, they are almost all western european or hispanic. If you look at the the final four world cup teams, three of them were pretty much exclusively white, France was the only team with a lot of black players.

Boxing, at the american level, might be dominated by blacks, but at the international level it has been dominated by eastern europeans in recent history. Can't say I know jack shiat about "body building" or how that is a sport, but weightlifting has always been dominated by whites (as a general rule, germanic/white people have superior upper body stregnth while east africans tend to have stronger legs/run faster, so you are correct they dominate track).

Bottom line is you don't know jack shiat about what you are talking about. Watch the Olympics sometime, the vast majority of events are dominated by whites. This has little to do with racial supremacy and everything to do with economics, but don't be so quick to show off your ignorance.

I'm not your kid, nor am I Luke Skywalker, so can it with the cutesy names.

Don't come in spouting a bunch of nonsense and stupidty if you don't want to be treated like a kid. Also, don't ever describe yourself as "witty." To begin with, no one who is actually witty would ever apply that label to themselves, and its patently clear from your posts that you yourself are anything but...
 
2007-01-27 03:49:57 PM
i100.photobucket.com
Whoa!!! is that hog?
 
2007-01-27 03:50:13 PM
golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?),

Do you honestly think having one HALF-black great player means that said sport is "dominated" by blacks?

Because if that is the case, the two front runners for NBA MVP are Dirk and Steve Nash, both white dues, so I guess that means basketball is dominated by whites?

Come now, lets not be silly. Tiger Woods is the best golfer alive, but he is the ONLY top level black golfer. Virtually everyone else is white.
 
2007-01-27 03:55:09 PM
Who is the hottest pretty blond white lady who plays a sport men really don't give that much of a crap about? Is it:

www.maria-sharapova.me.uk

or

espn.go.com

or

www.shakenbakebasketball.com
 
2007-01-27 03:55:41 PM
Who is that last woman?
 
2007-01-27 03:56:17 PM
As has been pointed out, in the pictures at the top of the thread, it's skin/fat that is bulging out on Williams' upper right arm, not muscle. Same with Sharapova's arm on the picture above.

Here's a picture from an earlier round of the Australian Open for contrast. Yes, she's muscular, but not freakishly so.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/17/serenawillliams_narrowweb__300x428,0 .jpg

Williams is very big for a woman, but I still think she is very attractive.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Serena-Williams-Goes-With-Flirt-2.jpg
 
2007-01-27 03:57:43 PM
If you think Serena or Venus is hot you might just be a homo.
 
2007-01-27 03:58:50 PM
Stacey Dales Schuman...analyst for ESPN.com, ex-Oklahoma U player, Washington Mystics for WNBA
 
2007-01-27 03:59:47 PM
Granted, I like tallish, trim, small breasted girls so she is my type.

IOW, with bodies like young boys.

 
2007-01-27 04:00:13 PM
He's a dude, she's a dude! He's a dude, cuz we're all dudes...YEAH!
 
2007-01-27 04:01:44 PM
If you look at the the final four world cup teams, three of them were pretty much exclusively white, France was the only team with a lot of black players.

Hmm, not sure why I restriced my argument so much. Instead of top 4 I might as well have pointed out that of the 16 teams that made it into the actually knock out tournament, 1 was all black (Ghana), 1 was a lot black (France), 4 were hispanic and the other 10 were white as snow.
 
2007-01-27 04:02:47 PM
kraut7: If you think Serena or Venus is hot you might just be a homo.

I'm not sold on Serena, but when Venus first won Wimbledon she had possibly the best legs/arse combo on Planet Earth.
 
2007-01-27 04:05:25 PM
I stayed up last night to watch this game. Williams absolutely destroyed malinki Maria but seriously, she looked like a man. Sharapova looked lovely.
 
2007-01-27 04:06:29 PM
www.sharapova.org.uk

It's not a man, baby.
 
2007-01-27 04:06:39 PM
www.arete-eci.com
 
2007-01-27 04:08:20 PM
Penus and Herpeena are really dude-like and wear oversized annoying earrings. This is a scientific fact.
 
2007-01-27 04:08:45 PM
D-Liver, you left out:

www.jenniefinch.net


i.cnn.net
 
2007-01-27 04:10:06 PM
Bill Frist: Don't come in spouting a bunch of nonsense and stupidty if you don't want to be treated like a kid. Also, don't ever describe yourself as "witty." To begin with, no one who is actually witty would ever apply that label to themselves, and its patently clear from your posts that you yourself are anything but...


Easy with the slings and arrows, Billy Boy. They just don't want to be called "kid", which I totally understand.

And golf? Give me a break...

And don't bring up Steve Nash and Nowitzski. Before Nash, when was the last white MVP?

You guessed it..Larry Bird...IN 1985. In the 50 year history of the NBA, only 7 Causasian descent men have won the MVP honor. I think he is ridiculous, and has a great supporting cast, but to

Soccer? Hmm I think Pele comes to mind as being called the greatest there.... but majority of the best teams are white dominated....likely due to that's all they play.

But I think you are a wee bit off when it comes to international competition. But you are right that a lot has to do with economics
 
2007-01-27 04:10:39 PM
Ok, my husband sent me this : he calls it pick the gay man.
pics.obra.se
 
2007-01-27 04:11:46 PM
This whole thread is totally retarded. Some people will find Serena very attractive, because she is their thing, and some of those won't find Maria attractive at all. More people will find Maria attractive, because she is their thing and many of them won't find Serena attractive at all. Maria is more of the general societal standard. I prefer Maria over Serena, but know plenty of folks who are just the opposite.

Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist. It is an incredibly insulting and reasonably stupid thing to say. If you could say it in a way that was actually funny it would probably be forgiveable, but there aren't that many people on Fark who are funny enough to pull it off.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:04 PM

And don't bring up Steve Nash and Nowitzski. Before Nash, when was the last white MVP?


Before Woods, who was the last black top rated golfer?...

I think it was clear I was making a reductio ad absurdum. Basketball is clearly dominated by black players just as golf is dominated by white players. One outlier (Nash or Woods here) doesn't change this.


Soccer? Hmm I think Pele comes to mind as being called the greatest there....
I'd actually say George Best. You know the phrase, Mardona good, Pele better, George Best.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:32 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
end of thread.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:45 PM


But I think you are a wee bit off when it comes to international competition.


In what sense?
 
2007-01-27 04:16:39 PM
trakstar - Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist

Or it would be, if she didn't actually look like a gorilla.
 
2007-01-27 04:20:10 PM
If your "thing" is being crushed in bed and obliterated by your man-looking, bubble butt, brickface girlfriend, sure Serena's teh hawt.

But who cares if she's hot anyway, she won, she rocks.

/from a female.
 
2007-01-27 04:21:29 PM
agreed, boo on the headline. Could have easily made the man-joke effectively without implying the article contained something it didn't.
 
2007-01-27 04:22:36 PM
Serena want snoo-snoo!
 
2007-01-27 04:25:07 PM
Saying any black person looks like a monkey/ape/gorilla = racist even if they may.

Saying George Bush looks like a monkey = not racist even though he does.

Idiotic Double Standards = Priceless.

Some people do indeed resemble animals, and while it is racist to say blacks look like monkeys or something, it is not necessarily so to say one person has the appearance of a primate.
 
2007-01-27 04:25:55 PM
Serena attracts the kind of guy that likes a 12 inch clit rammed up his butt.
 
2007-01-27 04:28:53 PM
Wow. I see

home.insightbb.com

apparently posts on fark.
 
2007-01-27 04:29:36 PM
timelady: Ok, my husband sent me this : he calls it pick the gay man.

That photo is brilliant - you win the thread!
 
2007-01-27 04:30:14 PM
timelady

one of these boys is not like the others ...
 
2007-01-27 04:31:12 PM
And Bill Frist. What exactly is half-black? I have seen bi-racial on a survey, but I have never seen half-black. Which half is black for Tiger? The top half? The left half? Maybe its the front half, because he looks black to me. The only half black guys I have ever seen were on that star trek episode with the two dudes who fought because one was black on the left side and the other was black on the right side. All those soccer players that you insist are from South America, has it occurred to you that most of them are half-black too? It's their kicking foot and their writing arm and various other parts.

Dear Lord people, why the obsession about race? Can't we all just get along?
 
2007-01-27 04:36:19 PM

And Bill Frist. What exactly is half-black?


Having half of your ethnic heritage be black. From Wikipedia:

Woods' father, Earl Woods, was a Vietnam veteran and a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel, of mixed African American (50 percent), Chinese (25 percent) and Native American (25 percent) ancestry....Woods' mother, Kultida Woods, is originally from Thailand, and is of mixed Thai (50 percent), Chinese (25 percent), and Dutch (25 percent) ancestry.

So I was actually incorrect. Woods is not half-black, he is 1/4th black and is mostly asian.

Maybe its the front half, because he looks black to me.

No offense, but that is probably just due to your lack of knowledge of global ethnicities, cause he looks more Thai than he does black. If you took a random dude from Thai and a random dude from Nigeria, tiger would look more like the former.

All those soccer players that you insist are from South America, has it occurred to you that most of them are half-black too?

A lot of them are, especially in Brazil. Although most of the Argentinian and MExican teams (2 of the four I mentioned) aren't.
 
2007-01-27 04:40:52 PM
trakstar: Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist.

Dear Lord people, why the obsession about race?


Are you arguing with yourself now?
 
2007-01-27 04:43:06 PM
If you find Serena Williams attractive, you might as well get over it and just start banging guys.
 
2007-01-27 04:44:39 PM
Anybody who finds Serena attractive is racist against hot white women.
 
2007-01-27 04:46:57 PM
Yeah Tiger looks totally Thai. He also looks totally black. I just don't agree with the racial construction that if your mom is white and your dad is black, then you are half-black. I don't know what the term really means, because it really does not get at the heart of what people mean or feel when they talk about 'that black guy'.

But when you apply for a job, you will be 100% black, trust me. This may be slightly less true than it was 30-40 years ago, but it is still true. So I guess it bothers me a little that when we start talking about the achievements of black, the successful guys are all of a sudden not 100% black, they are 'half' black. It is a subtext that suggests that their achievement is aided by the fact that they are part white, or asian or whatever. Maybe I am being oversensitive, but I don't think so.
 
2007-01-27 04:48:56 PM
annoyed_grunt: I have a hard time believing a woman can put on that much muscle mass without the help of anabolics...

actually i doubt that a dude could do it without chemical help.
 
2007-01-27 04:50:20 PM
Mi-5: Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

Please...she is 6'1" of lithe athletic beauty. You probably can't find one girl in your town that has her full package.
 
2007-01-27 04:50:59 PM
balloot: If you find Serena Williams attractive, you might as well get over it and just start banging guys.

not really, look, if she is not all sweaty and pumped up, and lying in a bed naked, you would see a rather unattractive young woman with a killer athletic figure. A few beers and it would be very fun!
 
2007-01-27 04:53:14 PM
Mike_Bolton wins it.
 
2007-01-27 04:53:43 PM
A few beers and it would be very fun!

Death by Snu-Snu!
 
2007-01-27 04:55:03 PM
the ear rings serve one purpose, to make her semi resemble a woman. she not only look like a man, she looks like a very masculine man. she is on steroids, no question.
 
2007-01-27 04:56:44 PM

2007-01-27 04:46:57 PM trakstar

Yeah Tiger looks totally Thai. He also looks totally black. I just don't agree with the racial construction that if your mom is white and your dad is black, then you are half-black. I don't know what the term really means, because it really does not get at the heart of what people mean or feel when they talk about 'that black guy'.


I'm not going to debate this point because you are talking about something completely different. I'm not saying you are wrong, but you are talking about the social construction of black whereas I am talking about biology.

Basically, when people, like the original poster I was responding to, claim that blacks dominate sports they normally believe that blacks have inherent physical superiority to whites. This is a total myth. In pointing out Tiger is mostly non-black I'm only saying that using him as proof that black people are phsyically superior or dominate sports is stupid. He isn't even black.

Now does Woods get treated as if he was "all black" as you say in social situations in America? Probably, but that is a whole nother question. (Personally I think that is stupid. When I see someone who is mixed race I view them as mixed race, not as whatever default race I want to choose. But I realize most do what you say).
 
2007-01-27 04:59:20 PM
The original photo posted of Serena was taken by a NY Times photojournalist.

They do some very, very meager testing on a "random" basis for steroids on the pro tour through out the year, but not at each event. It doesn't seem they are very serious about about catching cheats or they would test all the semi-finalists and some random players at every tournament, much like Olympic sports or bicycling events.

It sure seems like Serena is the Barry Bonds of women's tennis. One of the other photos posted shows an in shape but not a grossly bulked up Serena taken during her most successful run on the tour. Maybe, and I repeat, maybe she is using the juice to make up for all the practice and tournaments she's missed out on over the last few years.

While it's great to have a powerful serve, don't forget that one of the greatest men's players of all time, Jimmy Connors, had a first serve in the 80 mph range. That's even slower than a lot of Sharapova's serves.
 
2007-01-27 04:59:49 PM
Man, I could stay on this thread all day, but it is 1 in the morning here.

Serena ain't that bad looking. Not my cup of tea, but she's allright. The guys that are so hung up on one ideal that they can't see that, they are the ones who are teh ghey.

I put it at about 3:1 against that she is on steroids. . . but its possible.
 
2007-01-27 05:02:39 PM
Tedzilla, you should look around outside the USA..over here there are tons that look like her.
 
2007-01-27 05:05:30 PM
To Bill Frist,

I will take you at your word that that is what you were talking about.

Have a good evening.
 
2007-01-27 05:05:32 PM
Also trakstar, while I understand how a lot of mixed race people decide to "choose" one race and disregard their biological heritage, the thing that gets me with Tiger is that he has always defined himself as multi-racial. He has always wanted to be known by his multi-ethnic background and NOT as merely black or asian or whatever.

So I think you are doing him a bit of a diservice to "claim" him for black people when he doesn't want to be claimed as such.
 
2007-01-27 05:06:47 PM

2007-01-27 05:05:30 PM trakstar

To Bill Frist,

I will take you at your word that that is what you were talking about.


I'm pretty sure that me and you have the same goal here. To not claim any race as inherently superior over another and to not judge people by their race.

I probably should have ignored the race baiting of the original poster, but oh well, i'm bored today.
 
2007-01-27 05:07:14 PM
We need to see tiger's peener to know his true ethnicity...
 
2007-01-27 05:13:20 PM
Serena looks like a Polar Bear

/There......not racist
 
2007-01-27 05:14:17 PM
2007-01-27 05:05:32 PM Bill Frist
Also trakstar, while I understand how a lot of mixed race people decide to "choose" one race and disregard their biological heritage

I always thought it was a matter of picking one side of your cultural heritage, rather than your racial one. It just doesn't seem likely that you pick what race you want to be known as, even though you may look like the other.
 
2007-01-27 05:20:34 PM
Bill Frist

I keep getting sucked back in.

I am less interested in claiming him for black people than I am in the notion that others are interested in claiming he is not black. More simply put, I am suspicious of their motives.

I think people are heavily invested in perpetuating racist stereotypes, and when somebody breaks the stereotype, I think many will latch onto whatever they can to separate the standout from the group he would normally be associated with. To be quite frank, this behaviour bothers me.

Obviously, Tiger has a very diverse heritage. So do most African-Americans truthfully. If I was Tiger, I wouldn't want to be reduced to the most facile interpretation of my race. In most situations though, the most facile interpretation of race is the one that wins out.
 
2007-01-27 05:23:34 PM
www.smh.com.au

Wow. To be a tennis ball.
 
2007-01-27 05:23:53 PM
Better late than never:

img292.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 05:26:37 PM
Added to the list of reasons to call someone racist:

Not finding serena williams as hot as maria sharapova.

Because remember farkers: Comparing a britisher to a horse is not nearly as racist as comparing an african to a gorilla.

/maria sharapova is farkING HOT.
 
2007-01-27 05:28:06 PM
And british people for the most part look like droopy dog.
/racist.
 
2007-01-27 05:32:16 PM
Serena's in perfectly good health. Her muscles don't look like a bodybuilder's? That's because she's not bodybuilding, she's training for what she actually does.

And do none of the guys notice how you get all pumped up when you exercise...? Reference the bathing suit pics again -- they're in great shape, nothing more and nothing less.

That said, I'm 5'11" and will never weigh less than 160 -- and when I'm fit and muscular, 165 is perfectly healthy. Maybe they have a light frame beneath all that muscle, who knows.
 
2007-01-27 05:50:36 PM
Holly_Wight

I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Basketball? Yes
Football? 50/50
Baseball? No
Boxing? No
Weightlifting? No
Body building? No
Track & Field? Track maybe, field no
What other Olympic events?

It's cool to have an opinion on something, but be prepared for people to call you out on it.
 
2007-01-27 05:58:36 PM
All I will say is for me any woman that could likely pick me and carry me is not a turn on. Thus sharapova is hotter
 
2007-01-27 06:30:52 PM
Personally I'll have to consider Tiger black because when people look at him treat him like a black guy. Isn't that the point anyway? Who cares what mix you are when people will prejudge you on simply what you look like the most.

If Tiger was kicked out of a country club for being black and he correct them by saying he was mostly Thai/Asian, would they let him back in?

/but yeah, you can tell he's Asian. Also just like an Asian or Black guy that once they make the dough they marry white.
 
2007-01-27 06:37:23 PM
GavinTheAlmighty

Boxing? No

Uh...where have you been?
 
2007-01-27 06:41:38 PM
Nevermind, it seems you might have been talking about Olympic boxing, Gavin
 
2007-01-27 06:47:30 PM
tedZilla: Please...she is 6'1" of lithe athletic beauty. You probably can't find one girl in your town that has her full package.


Since I am from Las Vegas (currently here now), and I live in San Diego, I think I can EASILY find girls much better than her. NO PROBLEM.

Don't get me wrong.....Sharapova is cute, but not "OMG!!! SHE'S THE HOTTEST!!"
 
2007-01-27 06:57:23 PM
I ALWAYS WONDER JUST HOW PUNY A GUY HAS TO BE TO THING ANY GIRLS WITH DECENT LITTLE GUNS IS 'MAN-LIKE'.
Craydon SMASH!!!
 
2007-01-27 06:58:22 PM

I am less interested in claiming him for black people than I am in the notion that others are interested in claiming he is not black. More simply put, I am suspicious of their motives.


I'm less interested in stating the fact that he isn't mostly black than I am in the notion that others are interested in claiming him to be black. More simply put, I am suspicious of their motives.

(Not you specifically, but others).


I think people are heavily invested in perpetuating racist stereotypes,


Agreed, and the stereotype that black people are inherently biologically superior at sports is idiotic. When people have to support this claim by citing people who aren't even mostly black, biologically, it makes them hard to take seriously. (again, not you, but the original poster I was responding to.)
 
2007-01-27 07:01:31 PM

2007-01-27 06:37:23 PM Your Fairy Hockey Player

GavinTheAlmighty

Boxing? No

Uh...where have you been?


Ugh, where have YOU been.
Boxing hasn't been "dominated" by blacks for a long time.

If you follow boxing you know there are five big organizations which give out titles. Currently 4 out of the 5 heavey weight titles (ie the biggest most important title) are held by white dudes (I believe they are all eastern european). Only one is held by a black guy.

Offhand I don't now the ethnic make ups of the lower weight catagories, but suffice to say that black people don't dominate boxing (olympic or otherwise) by any stretch.
 
2007-01-27 07:06:55 PM
Your Fairy Hockey Player: Nevermind, it seems you might have been talking about Olympic boxing, Gavin

Current heavyweight champ isn't black:

img249.imageshack.us

In fact, Boxing is pretty much dominated by everyone but Americans these days.
 
2007-01-27 07:09:40 PM
Bill Frist, I am not calling you racist for not liking Serena. It is th eposters w/gorilla, etc comments who I am talking about. You are getting too sensitive to my comments.

As I have said before, it is racial, not racist. but (I left out generally) white guys prefer flatter/less rotund derriers and black guys like the rounder versions. Each race/social group has differing standards of beauty. If you ask 10 black guys who the perfect/ideal woman is vs 10 white guys vs. 10 Mexicans vs. chinese vs Japanese, etc you will get each group that answers based upon their cultural norms/standards

As for sports, these things are relative. People speak of what they know. And most people know the US. It is nature v nurture. Black kids don't really play much baseball, but do play basketball and foootball. White kids generally play more soccer, hockey and football. Even in football, the posiitons where they are directed to is different.
 
2007-01-27 07:36:22 PM
She could break my serve anyday.

I'd double her faults, and fault her doubles.

I'd even unforce her errors.

/actually more of a Hingis fan.
 
2007-01-27 07:39:20 PM
THAT GUY IS A PITUITARY CASE
 
2007-01-27 07:44:31 PM
Craydon: THAT GUY IS A PITUITARY CASE

srsly lol
 
2007-01-27 08:03:55 PM
Why is this getting voted down?

I think it's a brilliant headline.

/subby
 
2007-01-27 08:12:36 PM
wegro froestu: Why is this getting voted down?

My guess because it has gone off topic (typical for TF) and has become a ridiculous discussion about ridiculous "racial theories" rather than a discussion about tennis players and steroids, IMHO.
 
2007-01-27 08:13:11 PM
You have to admit, white women look a little bit like gorillas.
 
2007-01-27 08:28:21 PM
Note to those among us crying racism in this thread. Nobody's comparing Williams to a gorilla because she's black. That's just your own imagination and insecurity talking.

No, folks are comparing Williams to a gorilla because she looks like a gorilla. Same as how Camilla looks like a horse and Mann Coulter looks like an ass. Er... the donkey-like critter. Not the buttcheeks. Although there is somewhat of a resemblance there too. I'm sorry, what was I saying? *scrolls up*

Ah yes. Yes. Sorry, but Williams just isn't on the same hotness level as Sharapova. In any color.

She plays a mean game of tennis, though. Probably eats her racquet (lightly sprinkled with puppies, ball boys, and rusty nails) after the game.
 
2007-01-27 08:40:07 PM
MooseUpNorth: Note to those among us crying racism in this thread. Nobody's comparing Williams to a gorilla because she's black. That's just your own imagination and insecurity talking.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

The original "gorilla post" was clearly race baiting.
 
2007-01-27 08:48:12 PM
2007-01-27 03:47:27 PM DrSieb [TotalFark]

*Grabs ball, takes off outta here*
 
2007-01-27 09:03:50 PM
I'm pretty confident the Williams sisters are juicers. They've got the man shoulders, the manly voices, the acne...
 
2007-01-27 09:08:04 PM
Re: Muscle Mass

Both these gals have very low bodyfat - notnoocommon for an athlete whose specialty is an aerobic sport.

With really low bodyfat, the muscles leap out and seem huge. There's no adipose tissue smoothing em out. None of the pics at the start of this thread seem excessive for a world-class athlete, and don't require steroids.
 
2007-01-27 09:11:54 PM
First off. The tab on the sub reads "unlikely," so take it as such, please.

Second, both of the pictures at the top of the post are athletes who are swinging at the ball with their entire bodies, not just arms like most of you club players do.

Third, Serena has a natural build that shows more muscle. AND she is at the end of a long tournament in the middle of summer in a very hot climate. Every player probably lost a great amount of body fluid.

/and yes, i thinks she is HAWT
//so is Maria
///to all of the in denial racists......acceptance of your feelings is the first step to enlightenment
 
2007-01-27 09:21:57 PM
trakstar: Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist.

It's not the least bit racist if they're comparing her features to those of a gorilla. If they're calling her a gorilla because she's black that's a different story.
 
2007-01-27 09:24:36 PM
I Can't Find My Pants: I'm pretty confident the Williams sisters are juicers. They've got the man shoulders, the manly voices, the acne...

AND they have had huge body shape changes recently. They have always been physically superior to their competition, but they have the same before and afters as Barry Bonds of late
(Serena more than Venus). Which everyone uses as a predictor of steroid use. If you apply that standard to male athletes it needs to also be relevant for females. But they are not the only players juicing by any stretch of the imagination. Funny that the only major violations have come from Olympic competition for tennis players.
 
2007-01-27 09:24:57 PM
That wasn't Serena. That was Clinton Portis. He needed something to do in the offseason.
 
2007-01-27 09:33:00 PM
kraut7: It's not the least bit racist if they're comparing her features to those of a gorilla. If they're calling her a gorilla because she's black that's a different story.

I will agree with you when I see an over muscled white person referred to as a "gorilla".
 
2007-01-27 09:49:44 PM
meekychuppet:Is it really worth looking like that to win a few tennis matches?

Yes, if your winnings are in the millions of dollars.
 
2007-01-27 09:55:13 PM
Hey! The article doesn't say that!
 
2007-01-27 10:01:00 PM
R.O.P. [TotalFark]

img186.imageshack.us

\i still agree with you
 
2007-01-27 10:05:14 PM
Sofajockey that is really funny. I actually thought about him before making my post! But, let's face it, "wrassling" is a white man's "sport" (i.e. make believe).
 
2007-01-27 10:12:23 PM
R.O.P I think it's the underjaw. Bill Cowher has a bulldog/appish jaw. Doesn't have to be muscular.

Just like jersey girls, and the like have that horrible small jaw an look like turkeys (Karen O from the yeah yeah yeahs).

Eww.

Asians were called monkeys just as much as blacks, but in this case I think it's the way they look.

/would like to be an asian monkey, they are super smart and wily.
//was wily
///only smart on tuesdays
 
2007-01-27 10:24:33 PM
oh BULL shiat on her weighing 143. My sister is 5'10 and just under 130 (i know I've seen her get on a scale). She looks close to anorexic. You can count every rib when she bends over and her upper thighs are smaller then her knees. Even her hands and neck have that very bony fleshless look. She wears a size 3 in pants, but they are baggy on her, really she is more like a size 0 or 1 with a long leg. She wears a size XS in tops. You're telling me 15 pounds over that and you get Serena? No way in hell. Just no way in hell. You can put a lot more weight on for evey inch of height on a tall woman then you'd think. Serena has got to be 190 if she's a pound, probably more like 200.
 
2007-01-27 10:26:55 PM
So what if shes a man? I though women were the fairer sex and anything a man can do a woman can do better...
 
2007-01-27 10:35:14 PM
She probably weighs more than 143 right now. She actually wasn't totally in shape for the Aussie.

I'm still glad she won. Probably the best tennis player of our time.

However, I'll say it again, I think Serena is hot. She is way hotter than Sharapova...it's not even close IMHO.

guim.typepad.com
 
2007-01-27 10:55:39 PM
Homercles_cares_not_for_beans, that's Serena before steroids. Look how tiny her ass and arms are in comparison to the new photos. I don't care who is "hotter". I just feel that Serena is using steroids.
 
2007-01-27 10:57:59 PM
ambercat

Dude, you know way too much about your sister. And that's not a good thing!
 
2007-01-27 10:59:57 PM
Oh, fark. Ambercat's a girl. My bad!

/time to quit drinking
 
2007-01-27 11:04:06 PM
thirtyfootsmurf

There's no girls on the internet...don't worry I'm with you.

/living with that idea makes my myspace-fu strong.
 
2007-01-27 11:35:33 PM
yeah, yeah,....sharp knees-
hahahahahahaha-
 
2007-01-27 11:36:40 PM
Thirtyfootsmurf

I know too much about her weight because she lost a bunch due to pneumonia. She had to go to the hospital and everything, and then afterwards she (being the tard she is) was all lolzorz look I'm skinny as model and even though it just landed me in the hospital I think I'll keep on not eatingz!
 
2007-01-28 12:15:58 AM
R.O.P.

You may be right and I'm not denying it. I wasn't addressing whether she is using steroids or not, although I would also say that her body changes depending on whether she is in "playing form" (e.g. she drops muscle mass when she does SI photoshoots). So that photo isn't necessarily "pre-steroids."
 
2007-01-28 12:19:09 AM
Continued

Also, my comment about her weight was derived from something I heard while during one of Serena's matches. Someone (a female commentator) mentioned that she hadn't totally lost of the fat she had put on the previous year. Maybe that commentator was trying to address her size without using the "S" word.
 
2007-01-28 12:26:21 AM
Yeah Tiger looks totally Thai. He also looks totally black. I just don't agree with the racial construction that if your mom is white and your dad is black, then you are half-black. I don't know what the term really means, because it really does not get at the heart of what people mean or feel when they talk about 'that black guy'.

The funny thing is that most black people are really just a shade of brown. White people with a dark tan have darker skin. Also, there are many different varieties of black, some of which do very well and others which don't. Indian blacks, for instance, come from a culture that values education highly, while African blacks come from a culture that's ruled by whoever has the most guns and money. It's a bit unfair to lump them all together, just like it's overgeneralizing to call the million different varieties of white people Caucasian. Personally, I ignore skin color completely - what I care about is whether you're well-educated and have reasonably good diction. If that leaves out 90% of blacks, then that's your problem, not mine.

But when you apply for a job, you will be 100% black, trust me. This may be slightly less true than it was 30-40 years ago, but it is still true. So I guess it bothers me a little that when we start talking about the achievements of black, the successful guys are all of a sudden not 100% black, they are 'half' black. It is a subtext that suggests that their achievement is aided by the fact that they are part white, or asian or whatever. Maybe I am being oversensitive, but I don't think so.

An equally well-educated black will be picked first almost all of the time for a good job, given today's climate of "racial diversity". Conversely, people may be a bit leery of hiring blacks for unskilled labor, given the massively higher incidence of crime and unreliability among blacks (as well as lawsuits...) So skin color is a big issue. But a truly motivated black who is willing to work hard at whatever job he gets will generally promote easily, it's the whiners and slackers who will be stuck in crap jobs their entire lives.

As far as half black vs all the way black goes, I do think that half black kids have somewhat of a cultural advantage at least, in that the white parent generally comes from a background that values education more. There is no genetic advantage, but obviously if your parents are pushing you to work hard in school, you're going to get a better education and do better in the business world as a result. To that extent, having a white parent can be very good for you.

I should probably mention here BTW that some 2/3 of blacks are middle class or rich, and it's the leeches and criminals in the bottom third that give all the other blacks a bad name. Blacks receive 32% of all welfare while comprising 13% of the population, and are 8.2x more likely to be criminals than whites, but there are many, many successful blacks too, and if blacks would just get over their feelings of entitlement and work hard on education, they could all do well. I bear the skin color no ill will, it's the criminals and vagabonds I hate - of any skin color.
 
2007-01-28 01:06:35 AM
j0ndas you are clearly a bigot. Go away.
 
2007-01-28 01:59:49 AM
Homercles That is 'shopped. Jebus, and she's still mansome.
 
2007-01-28 02:34:55 AM
j0ndas- There are some quality genetics at work here. Africans were bred for strength and size for hundreds of years as slaves. Its not just a coincidence that black athletes dominate in sports whereas they represent a relatively small ammount of the population. Now instead of pulling plowshares they are plowing through offensive lines.

Go bears.
 
2007-01-28 03:10:59 AM
hammertime1984: There are some quality genetics at work here. Africans were bred for strength and size for hundreds of years as slaves. Its not just a coincidence that black athletes dominate in sports whereas they represent a relatively small ammount of the population. Now instead of pulling plowshares they are plowing through offensive lines.

Go bears.


thanks Jimmy The Greek.
 
2007-01-28 03:19:05 AM

2007-01-27 09:33:00 PM R.O.P. [TotalFark]

kraut7: It's not the least bit racist if they're comparing her features to those of a gorilla. If they're calling her a gorilla because she's black that's a different story.

I will agree with you when I see an over muscled white person referred to as a "gorilla".


Uh, I see muscular jock dudes called "gorillas" all the farking time.
Bad example on your part.

That said, given the history of racist claims in the west, many revolving around black people being less evolved and closer to apes, I think that it would be smart to not call black people gorillas even if they do look like gorillas. It would just be smart not to. That doesn't mean I think anyone saying it is racist, but it isn't a smart hting to say.
 
2007-01-28 03:20:24 AM

2007-01-28 02:34:55 AM hammertime1984

j0ndas- There are some quality genetics at work here. Africans were bred for strength and size for hundreds of years as slaves. Its not just a


While I'm not positive, I really don't think that selective breeding could work so effectively in such a short amount of time. Blacks were only slaves for a handful of generations in the US, not enough to radically change their physcial make-up.
 
2007-01-28 07:14:14 AM
"Blacks were only slaves for a handful of generations in the US, not enough to radically change their physcial make-up."

The change would not need to be radical. A modest change applied to a population as big as they have become would mean the upper end performers would have "an edge".

You can make some pretty big changes in just a few generations of animal. Humans have changed different types of cats and dogs enough to notice in just a few short generations several times. I could see it working the same for people.

You also have to consider that most of the weak slaves died on the boats over here from what we are taught of history. So not only do you have the weak slaves here having a problem being able to reproduce .... you have a boatride that wipes out many of the weakest links before you even START your genetic breeding projects.
 
2007-01-28 08:10:38 AM
While some of it may be genetics that go back to ancestry (not talkin grandma here), a lot of it is what type of lifestyles are lived.

Why are Jews dominant in the diamond merchant and Law Fields? Why are Arabs and certain Asians dominant in the retail fields? It is about what people focus time an deffort on, not necessarily what they are born with. I doubt several hundred years of selective breeding would result in dramatic physicl changes anyway. Generally speaking, black kids put more effort at sports than white kids, point blank.

The only black person (famous) that can be compared to a gorilla w/o being racist is Patrick Ewing, imo
 
2007-01-28 10:36:14 AM
R.O.P.: I will agree with you when I see an over muscled white person referred to as a "gorilla".

A big fella who started working at my old univ cafeteria was referred to uncharitably as "Gorilla Man" when the person who made the anonymous complaint mistook "Gerald"'s training at the cash box for him having been hired as a bouncer.

Gerald is white. Very nice guy. One of the gentlest dispositions in a person I've ever seen. Totally docile, if the term can really be used to describe a human. Arms like a gorilla, though. That guy was huuuuge.

That incident was actually a major inspiration for a bouncer-algorithm (named "Gerald", of course) I wrote and used to create a safe-zone in a PK-allowed MUD I used to code for a long time ago.

Seriously, R.O.P. Nobody's race baiting. Not seriously, anyway. They might arguably be baiting you, however.

Williams isn't hot.
 
2007-01-28 10:39:00 AM
Thirtyfootsmurf: Dude, you know way too much about your sister. And that's not a good thing!

Yeah, but I could stand to hear a little more.
 
2007-01-28 02:04:58 PM
I don't think Serena's on the juice. Look at it this way: she and Venus have ALWAYS been muscular. They probably are naturally muscular (be honest: in shape black women, even black girls (e.g. high schoolers) tend to have lower body fat percentages and more muscle tone than in shape white women and girls) to begin with, and training from birth to be strong tennis players helped them along.

Serena's coming off of an ankle injury, right? So, if your ankle is injured and you can't do as much of the aggressive side-to-side movement required in tennis, what are you going to do? Bulk up, start lifting weights, get ridiculously strong so that if you do get to the ball, you can return it so hard that there's no chance of a return shot.

Not all women can bulk up like that, but not all men can either. There ARE women, however, who, if they subject themselves to a strict weight-lifting regimine, will get obscenely muscular. The Williams sisters are an example of that. The reason you don't see a whole lot of women with that body type is because, primarily, you can be in shape without looking like that, and it's not considered "attractive" to mainstream society. God forbid you're labeled a lesbian or a man.
 
2007-01-28 02:57:04 PM
If Serena were on 'roids not only would she have been found out, by now, but the tits wouldn't be in effect, like they are. Get real.

On to the French Open!
 
2007-01-28 06:34:55 PM
On the gorilla comment. Have you farkers ever heard Serena grunt when hitting? Now flick on animal planet and wait for the primate show to come on. Or go to the zoo and hang out by the gorilla cages. Wait for grunting. Notice the uncanny similiarites in the noise. Now remember many large weight lifting guys are called gorillas. I don't see much racist about it.
 
2007-01-28 07:11:49 PM

Yeah, it's racist. EOS


i.a.cnn.net

 
2007-01-29 09:25:24 AM
You're black? Because last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoyed Neil Diamond and you damned sure act like a black guy, and these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Please understand I am a huge supporter of the NAACP, and if you don't know what that stands for it is the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Quite frankly, I always thought they should change the 'Colored People' to 'African-Americans,' but then, of course, it wouldn't be the NAACP. It would be the N Quad A or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually brings me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nnnaaaaahhhhh.
 
2007-01-29 09:49:55 PM
Goliano: If Serena were on 'roids not only would she have been found out, by now, but the tits wouldn't be in effect, like they are. Get real.

On to the French Open!


er....no.

It is ridiculously EASY to get away with steroid use when there is no formal testing in your sport year round.

She could easily have used gear to gain some muscle leading up to the tourney and stopped using just in time to clear any tests. And she would have retained a large amount of the muscle she gained.

Yes, the Williams sisters ARE genetically gifted. But radical changes in ones physique in an ALREADY top tier athlete point in the direction of doping.
 
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