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(Blayney)   Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude."   (blayney.yourguide.com.au) divider line 279
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2007-01-27 03:34:44 PM
carver, WTF is that?
 
2007-01-27 03:37:12 PM
Bill Frist: As for the celebraty status, yes of course it applies to Sharapova. And no, I don't think she is amazingly beautiful or totally unique. She is, however, a hottie and while I see lots of hot girls on the streets of new york every day and sharapova wouldn't be any kind of anomaly, she would be someone who I'd look at. I wouldn't even notice Serena.


Awww come on....then your definition of hottie means "average girl who would turn your head?" Then you've devalued "hottie" my friend, or maybe your definition of hottie is way different than me.

A better description would be "she's good looking" because hottie in my opinion is just a bit more than good looking.
 
2007-01-27 03:39:37 PM
Frist

Dude, I'm no "kid" and I'll kindly ask you to refrain from using that word to describe me.

I'm not into any sports, if you must know. Sports are silly; A waste of time, although I do enjoy a good boxing match from time to time.

But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Nothing wrong with this; but `tis true.

And seriously, stop calling people "kid" as if you're trying to be a condescending Fark version of Han Solo. I'm not your kid, nor am I Luke Skywalker, so can it with the cutesy names.
 
2007-01-27 03:40:06 PM

Awww come on....then your definition of hottie means "average girl who would turn your head?" Then you've devalued "hottie" my friend, or maybe your definition of hottie is way different than me.


Well, like I said, I'd rank her as about a 7.5 or an 8 on a 1-10 scale.

Granted, I like tallish, trim, small breasted girls so she is my type.
 
2007-01-27 03:42:12 PM
Used to think Serena was hot... Now, not so much.

/Don't remember these waterworks with Sharpova
//Could be wrong
///If slashies are wrong, baby, I don't want to be right
 
2007-01-27 03:43:28 PM
There are ways of getting around steroid testing. Look at Bonds or McGuire--you don't think these guys are natural too, just because they were "tested" do you?

When exactly was McGwire "tested"? Or Sosa? Bonds didn't start getting tested until he likely quit, so your point is?
 
2007-01-27 03:45:07 PM

"Obliterated!!!" LOL

img131.imageshack.us

 
2007-01-27 03:46:52 PM
Holly_Wight: But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Of the sports you list I know something about:

Golf - there's only Tiger (admittedly a total phenomenon) and Vijay Singh who are black, and Vijay is of Indian ancestry.

Soccer - There are plenty top black players, but as Bill pointed out they don't really dominate.

Weightlifting - You sure about this - most of the top weighlifters are literally Caucasian.
 
2007-01-27 03:47:27 PM
img149.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-27 03:47:33 PM

But, from my casual observation throughout my life, I've noticed that basketball, football, baseball, golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?), soccer, boxing, weightlifting, body building, track & field, and several Olympic events have been dominated by black athletes for a while now.

Nothing wrong with this; but `tis true.


Sorry kid, but you are just totally ignorant.
Baseball is NOT dominated by black atheletes. If we were to make a list of the best baseball players the vast majority would be white or hispanic. Soccer is DEFINITLY not dominated by blacks, virtually none of the very best players are black, they are almost all western european or hispanic. If you look at the the final four world cup teams, three of them were pretty much exclusively white, France was the only team with a lot of black players.

Boxing, at the american level, might be dominated by blacks, but at the international level it has been dominated by eastern europeans in recent history. Can't say I know jack shiat about "body building" or how that is a sport, but weightlifting has always been dominated by whites (as a general rule, germanic/white people have superior upper body stregnth while east africans tend to have stronger legs/run faster, so you are correct they dominate track).

Bottom line is you don't know jack shiat about what you are talking about. Watch the Olympics sometime, the vast majority of events are dominated by whites. This has little to do with racial supremacy and everything to do with economics, but don't be so quick to show off your ignorance.

I'm not your kid, nor am I Luke Skywalker, so can it with the cutesy names.

Don't come in spouting a bunch of nonsense and stupidty if you don't want to be treated like a kid. Also, don't ever describe yourself as "witty." To begin with, no one who is actually witty would ever apply that label to themselves, and its patently clear from your posts that you yourself are anything but...
 
2007-01-27 03:49:57 PM
i100.photobucket.com
Whoa!!! is that hog?
 
2007-01-27 03:50:13 PM
golf (Tiger Woods ring a bell?),

Do you honestly think having one HALF-black great player means that said sport is "dominated" by blacks?

Because if that is the case, the two front runners for NBA MVP are Dirk and Steve Nash, both white dues, so I guess that means basketball is dominated by whites?

Come now, lets not be silly. Tiger Woods is the best golfer alive, but he is the ONLY top level black golfer. Virtually everyone else is white.
 
2007-01-27 03:55:09 PM
Who is the hottest pretty blond white lady who plays a sport men really don't give that much of a crap about? Is it:

www.maria-sharapova.me.uk

or

espn.go.com

or

www.shakenbakebasketball.com
 
2007-01-27 03:55:41 PM
Who is that last woman?
 
2007-01-27 03:56:17 PM
As has been pointed out, in the pictures at the top of the thread, it's skin/fat that is bulging out on Williams' upper right arm, not muscle. Same with Sharapova's arm on the picture above.

Here's a picture from an earlier round of the Australian Open for contrast. Yes, she's muscular, but not freakishly so.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/17/serenawillliams_narrowweb__300x428,0 .jpg

Williams is very big for a woman, but I still think she is very attractive.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Serena-Williams-Goes-With-Flirt-2.jpg
 
2007-01-27 03:57:43 PM
If you think Serena or Venus is hot you might just be a homo.
 
2007-01-27 03:58:50 PM
Stacey Dales Schuman...analyst for ESPN.com, ex-Oklahoma U player, Washington Mystics for WNBA
 
2007-01-27 03:59:47 PM
Granted, I like tallish, trim, small breasted girls so she is my type.

IOW, with bodies like young boys.

 
2007-01-27 04:00:13 PM
He's a dude, she's a dude! He's a dude, cuz we're all dudes...YEAH!
 
2007-01-27 04:01:44 PM
If you look at the the final four world cup teams, three of them were pretty much exclusively white, France was the only team with a lot of black players.

Hmm, not sure why I restriced my argument so much. Instead of top 4 I might as well have pointed out that of the 16 teams that made it into the actually knock out tournament, 1 was all black (Ghana), 1 was a lot black (France), 4 were hispanic and the other 10 were white as snow.
 
2007-01-27 04:02:47 PM
kraut7: If you think Serena or Venus is hot you might just be a homo.

I'm not sold on Serena, but when Venus first won Wimbledon she had possibly the best legs/arse combo on Planet Earth.
 
2007-01-27 04:05:25 PM
I stayed up last night to watch this game. Williams absolutely destroyed malinki Maria but seriously, she looked like a man. Sharapova looked lovely.
 
2007-01-27 04:06:29 PM
www.sharapova.org.uk

It's not a man, baby.
 
2007-01-27 04:06:39 PM
www.arete-eci.com
 
2007-01-27 04:08:20 PM
Penus and Herpeena are really dude-like and wear oversized annoying earrings. This is a scientific fact.
 
2007-01-27 04:08:45 PM
D-Liver, you left out:

www.jenniefinch.net


i.cnn.net
 
2007-01-27 04:10:06 PM
Bill Frist: Don't come in spouting a bunch of nonsense and stupidty if you don't want to be treated like a kid. Also, don't ever describe yourself as "witty." To begin with, no one who is actually witty would ever apply that label to themselves, and its patently clear from your posts that you yourself are anything but...


Easy with the slings and arrows, Billy Boy. They just don't want to be called "kid", which I totally understand.

And golf? Give me a break...

And don't bring up Steve Nash and Nowitzski. Before Nash, when was the last white MVP?

You guessed it..Larry Bird...IN 1985. In the 50 year history of the NBA, only 7 Causasian descent men have won the MVP honor. I think he is ridiculous, and has a great supporting cast, but to

Soccer? Hmm I think Pele comes to mind as being called the greatest there.... but majority of the best teams are white dominated....likely due to that's all they play.

But I think you are a wee bit off when it comes to international competition. But you are right that a lot has to do with economics
 
2007-01-27 04:10:39 PM
Ok, my husband sent me this : he calls it pick the gay man.
pics.obra.se
 
2007-01-27 04:11:46 PM
This whole thread is totally retarded. Some people will find Serena very attractive, because she is their thing, and some of those won't find Maria attractive at all. More people will find Maria attractive, because she is their thing and many of them won't find Serena attractive at all. Maria is more of the general societal standard. I prefer Maria over Serena, but know plenty of folks who are just the opposite.

Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist. It is an incredibly insulting and reasonably stupid thing to say. If you could say it in a way that was actually funny it would probably be forgiveable, but there aren't that many people on Fark who are funny enough to pull it off.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:04 PM

And don't bring up Steve Nash and Nowitzski. Before Nash, when was the last white MVP?


Before Woods, who was the last black top rated golfer?...

I think it was clear I was making a reductio ad absurdum. Basketball is clearly dominated by black players just as golf is dominated by white players. One outlier (Nash or Woods here) doesn't change this.


Soccer? Hmm I think Pele comes to mind as being called the greatest there....
I'd actually say George Best. You know the phrase, Mardona good, Pele better, George Best.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:32 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
end of thread.
 
2007-01-27 04:15:45 PM


But I think you are a wee bit off when it comes to international competition.


In what sense?
 
2007-01-27 04:16:39 PM
trakstar - Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist

Or it would be, if she didn't actually look like a gorilla.
 
2007-01-27 04:20:10 PM
If your "thing" is being crushed in bed and obliterated by your man-looking, bubble butt, brickface girlfriend, sure Serena's teh hawt.

But who cares if she's hot anyway, she won, she rocks.

/from a female.
 
2007-01-27 04:21:29 PM
agreed, boo on the headline. Could have easily made the man-joke effectively without implying the article contained something it didn't.
 
2007-01-27 04:22:36 PM
Serena want snoo-snoo!
 
2007-01-27 04:25:07 PM
Saying any black person looks like a monkey/ape/gorilla = racist even if they may.

Saying George Bush looks like a monkey = not racist even though he does.

Idiotic Double Standards = Priceless.

Some people do indeed resemble animals, and while it is racist to say blacks look like monkeys or something, it is not necessarily so to say one person has the appearance of a primate.
 
2007-01-27 04:25:55 PM
Serena attracts the kind of guy that likes a 12 inch clit rammed up his butt.
 
2007-01-27 04:28:53 PM
Wow. I see

home.insightbb.com

apparently posts on fark.
 
2007-01-27 04:29:36 PM
timelady: Ok, my husband sent me this : he calls it pick the gay man.

That photo is brilliant - you win the thread!
 
2007-01-27 04:30:14 PM
timelady

one of these boys is not like the others ...
 
2007-01-27 04:31:12 PM
And Bill Frist. What exactly is half-black? I have seen bi-racial on a survey, but I have never seen half-black. Which half is black for Tiger? The top half? The left half? Maybe its the front half, because he looks black to me. The only half black guys I have ever seen were on that star trek episode with the two dudes who fought because one was black on the left side and the other was black on the right side. All those soccer players that you insist are from South America, has it occurred to you that most of them are half-black too? It's their kicking foot and their writing arm and various other parts.

Dear Lord people, why the obsession about race? Can't we all just get along?
 
2007-01-27 04:36:19 PM

And Bill Frist. What exactly is half-black?


Having half of your ethnic heritage be black. From Wikipedia:

Woods' father, Earl Woods, was a Vietnam veteran and a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel, of mixed African American (50 percent), Chinese (25 percent) and Native American (25 percent) ancestry....Woods' mother, Kultida Woods, is originally from Thailand, and is of mixed Thai (50 percent), Chinese (25 percent), and Dutch (25 percent) ancestry.

So I was actually incorrect. Woods is not half-black, he is 1/4th black and is mostly asian.

Maybe its the front half, because he looks black to me.

No offense, but that is probably just due to your lack of knowledge of global ethnicities, cause he looks more Thai than he does black. If you took a random dude from Thai and a random dude from Nigeria, tiger would look more like the former.

All those soccer players that you insist are from South America, has it occurred to you that most of them are half-black too?

A lot of them are, especially in Brazil. Although most of the Argentinian and MExican teams (2 of the four I mentioned) aren't.
 
2007-01-27 04:40:52 PM
trakstar: Anybody calling Serena a gorilla is basically racist.

Dear Lord people, why the obsession about race?


Are you arguing with yourself now?
 
2007-01-27 04:43:06 PM
If you find Serena Williams attractive, you might as well get over it and just start banging guys.
 
2007-01-27 04:44:39 PM
Anybody who finds Serena attractive is racist against hot white women.
 
2007-01-27 04:46:57 PM
Yeah Tiger looks totally Thai. He also looks totally black. I just don't agree with the racial construction that if your mom is white and your dad is black, then you are half-black. I don't know what the term really means, because it really does not get at the heart of what people mean or feel when they talk about 'that black guy'.

But when you apply for a job, you will be 100% black, trust me. This may be slightly less true than it was 30-40 years ago, but it is still true. So I guess it bothers me a little that when we start talking about the achievements of black, the successful guys are all of a sudden not 100% black, they are 'half' black. It is a subtext that suggests that their achievement is aided by the fact that they are part white, or asian or whatever. Maybe I am being oversensitive, but I don't think so.
 
2007-01-27 04:48:56 PM
annoyed_grunt: I have a hard time believing a woman can put on that much muscle mass without the help of anabolics...

actually i doubt that a dude could do it without chemical help.
 
2007-01-27 04:50:20 PM
Mi-5: Girls like Sharapova are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Nothing remarkable. In fact, right now in my school library there are 10 girls who are way better than Sharapova. You see her in real life and you'd be like "hmm cute face, but nothing spectacular."

Please...she is 6'1" of lithe athletic beauty. You probably can't find one girl in your town that has her full package.
 
2007-01-27 04:50:59 PM
balloot: If you find Serena Williams attractive, you might as well get over it and just start banging guys.

not really, look, if she is not all sweaty and pumped up, and lying in a bed naked, you would see a rather unattractive young woman with a killer athletic figure. A few beers and it would be very fun!
 
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