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(Fark)   Today on Fark.TV: Drew as the CEO of the company that makes musical condoms. SFW, a few f-bombs, par for the course   (fark.tv) divider line 62
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2007-01-26 02:49:13 PM  
We had a lot of fun with this one, it was one of the easier ones to write in the sense that the ideas just kept coming, no pun intended. Couldn't figure out to work in any scantily clad hot girls, you'll have to settle for ones with their clothes on.

Also some folks say they're having problems loading the video, for some reason ad blockers seem to conflict with whatever SD is doing over there. No idea why but that appears to be the issue
 
2007-01-26 02:58:05 PM  
Fark bombs?
 
2007-01-26 03:01:59 PM  
Sean has Mustard Man potential!

Again, my editorial input: Ya gotta put a Fark cliche into every episode! Even if its got nothing to do with the episode - especially if its got nothing to do with the episode! A Squirrel calendar on the back wall, a guy mopping in the background with mustard on him, the HA HA guy for no apparent reason, Mosh chicks, Icy Hot Stuntaz, etc. etc.

There is such a whole world of things that have been filtered through Fark and deemed hilarious that I just don't understand why you don't use them, again, even if only as background.
 
2007-01-26 03:02:53 PM  
Hyuuck!!

+1
 
2007-01-26 03:03:06 PM  
Nobody can fark to country. So true.
 
2007-01-26 03:03:35 PM  
The sign language thing was funny.
 
2007-01-26 03:03:36 PM  
No scantily clad hot chicks? In that case, I don't have the time to look at it.

/while I'm at work, anyway
 
2007-01-26 03:05:02 PM  
"Nobody can fark to country"

Too funny!

Gettin' better Drew!
 
2007-01-26 03:07:05 PM  
No leg kitty key chains?!


HEH!
 
2007-01-26 03:07:33 PM  
It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes..

THAT made me LOL! So funny.

/happy ending!
//nobody can fark to country!
 
2007-01-26 03:11:12 PM  
I can never get these to load. I must assume they don't really exist, and you guys are just yanking peoples chains.
 
2007-01-26 03:19:59 PM  
They play perfect for me. No problem... and they are getting better
 
2007-01-26 03:34:40 PM  
MorningBreath: I must assume they don't really exist, and you guys are just yanking peoples chains.

Yank yank! ;)

/I Want to Believe
 
2007-01-26 03:36:18 PM  
What did it say at the very end?
 
2007-01-26 03:39:10 PM  
Couldn't figure out to work in any scantily clad hot girls, you'll have to settle for ones with their clothes on.

Dude, MUSICAL CONDOMS and you can't figure out how to work in scantily clad hot girls?

What are you..., old or something?

I could figure out how to work scantily clad hot girls into a nun's funeral without trying too hard.
 
2007-01-26 03:52:37 PM  
Pretty funny. The funniest one so far, IMO.
 
2007-01-26 04:06:03 PM  
Do they play Hoochie Coo Man by Rick Derrienger?
 
2007-01-26 04:07:51 PM  
I blame ebaums. If those tools hadn't scored the TV gig, we wouldn't have to both with other sites trying to capitalize in a similar manner.
 
2007-01-26 04:08:40 PM  
'zat like a skin flute?

/What?
 
2007-01-26 04:08:45 PM  
I'll ask again. Any way to watch them without editing my hosts file(which has all the ad providers blocked)?
 
2007-01-26 04:11:15 PM  
the Dig Dug guys are the best.
 
2007-01-26 04:11:55 PM  
Drew: Couldn't figure out to work in any scantily clad hot girls, you'll have to settle for ones with their clothes on.

Thinner musical condoms
 
2007-01-26 04:14:03 PM  
fishrockcarving: Dude, MUSICAL CONDOMS and you can't figure out how to work in scantily clad hot girls?

What are you..., old or something?


Psst...he wasn't talking about being able to work them into the sketch... :D

BTW, funny as hell.

Nobody can fark to country music...LOL!

Although if you keep this up, you're going to have to give Sean his own show.
 
2007-01-26 04:18:47 PM  
Anyone who didn't think that was funny has an enormous stick up their ass. Great job.
 
2007-01-26 04:20:43 PM  
shank: Anyone who didn't think that was funny has an enormous stick up their ass. Great job.

I never thought I'd live to see the day that a guy named "shank" would congratulate people for getting an enormous stick up their ass.

Ah well, you just never know :D
 
2007-01-26 04:21:17 PM  
I cried laughing. Best one.

Drew: I guess showing the product being used would be too "scantily clad" then.

Nobody can fark to country. I love whoever came up with that.

fishrockcarving: Dude, MUSICAL CONDOMS and you can't figure out how to work in scantily clad hot girls?

What are you..., old or something?

I could figure out how to work scantily clad hot girls into a nun's funeral without trying too hard.


I'm going to have to quote that. Hope you don't mind.
 
2007-01-26 04:28:29 PM  
I never thought I'd live to see the day that a guy named "shank" would congratulate people for getting an enormous stick up their ass.

The "great job" was for the FarkTV crew. The people with sticks in their asses need no encouragement.
 
2007-01-26 04:30:20 PM  
I think that Drew should cameo drop into each sketch....just the face...ala Alfred E Newman. Just slide in and slide out from the side of the camera....
 
2007-01-26 04:33:38 PM  
I like the ted stevens reference, they are getting better, good jorb guys!
 
2007-01-26 04:33:50 PM  
Add me into the category of those who can't get it to load.

I have flash installed, new browser, etc. Nothing.
 
2007-01-26 04:37:16 PM  
AbortionsForAll: /FarkTV sucks.

Did you watch this one? or just a blanket insult without actually watching them all?

I'll admit, I didn't like them all, but to declare them all as "suckage" is unfair, and untrue IMO.
 
2007-01-26 04:42:17 PM  
yellow pages kinda thing

Hilarious. I'm gonna have to steal that term.
 
2007-01-26 04:45:24 PM  
robbiex0r: shoot.. if you can't ask for Total Fark sponsorhip in a Fark TV thread... where are you gonna do it.

No where. You want sponsership? Do something worthy of it. Beggers get told to piss off.
 
2007-01-26 04:46:17 PM  
This one. It'sa very funny.
 
2007-01-26 04:46:59 PM  
Fark TV has 10 uploads.

What happened to Homeless Soccer? That was one of my favorites. Is there a limit on uploads or was it pulled?
 
2007-01-26 04:48:05 PM  
ravenssettle: robbiex0r: shoot.. if you can't ask for Total Fark sponsorhip in a Fark TV thread... where are you gonna do it.

No where. You want sponsership? Do something worthy of it. Beggers get told to piss off.


Truffle shuffle!
 
2007-01-26 04:49:49 PM  
Outtaphase good question, I will ask Super Deluxe if they can expand on our archives. Since we are a daily show, we are going to burn through those 10 spots
 
2007-01-26 04:57:55 PM  
It is getting better, but I can only critique in matters that I'm familiar with.

Sound.

The Shure SM-58, while being the de facto standard for live vocal performance, is defineately (sp?) not the weapon of choice for theater, TV, or film.
Passing one around amongst you, is frat boy YouTube home video stuff at best. That just seemed like home video from your preschool kid's graduation party.

If you can afford it, rent or buy wireless body mics (like they use on the news, Broadway, film, or Leno or whatever), that pick up more of the actor's voice, and less of "the room".
They generally use Sennheisers (umm MK-II's?), which have been around for a while now, and may even be affordable used.
The downside? Everybody has a mic, and it will probably require some type of mixer, and somebody that knows how to work it.

If you'll notice, the scenes that were done in confined spaces, seemed alot more professional (just like TALAVISION) than the ones that were done in large spaces, or open air.

Being you're only doing a "one camera shoot", as opposed to a 2 or 3 camera shoot that you edit afterwards, a boom mic operator (the guy holding that furry object at the end of a pole) is out of the question.

I know it's mostly improv, but try to "storyboard" as much as you can, if only for the shots themselves (you can "loop" audio after the fact, and judging by the pretty good quality of editing I've seen so far, that wouldn't be a such a big stretch).
I noticed that during the outdoor scenes, that the lighting conditions changed between takes.

Outdoors, is a real biatch, because you have very little control, so you need to do it as fast as possible. Ya gotta go in there knowing what you want, and do it fast before you (in my best cinematographer's voice) realize that the script may be easy, but actual production never is.
It's gruelling hard work, but to use an old school term, "GIGO".

I wish I lived more nearby, because I really think it has potential.
 
2007-01-26 05:02:15 PM  
TommyymmoT We DO have wireless mics and several cameras, all are used on set. Thanks for the feedback though
 
2007-01-26 05:06:15 PM  
That was just my two cents.
There are several pros that are in the show business that are Farkers, you may want to contact them

At the risk of insulting DREW, are you kidding?
You have the largest comedic talent pool on the face of the planet.

Ummm, how many writers are washing dishes because our thoughts put them out of work?
 
2007-01-26 05:09:43 PM  
TommyymmoT: Ummm, how many writers are washing dishes because our thoughts put them out of work?

I usually worry how many writers are in straightjackets because my thoughts sent them scampering to an insane asylum...
 
2007-01-26 05:26:40 PM  
I think the last bit said "Fark Hong Kong" I like the Fight Club splice there at the end.

/could be wrong
//wouldn't be the first time
 
2007-01-26 05:38:05 PM  
Me-WOW! I just love that bit.

This episode kind of sucked though.
 
2007-01-26 05:38:51 PM  
I liked the Defender bit...
 
2007-01-26 05:44:19 PM  
Bravo! Y'all are getting better at this FarkTV thingee! We needs more cliches!

/demands to see a ceiling kitty
 
2007-01-26 06:02:39 PM  
Outtaphase: Nobody can fark to country. So true.

I agree.
btw, you guys owe me a new keyboard...good thing i wasn't drinking my coffee at the time... that one was really funny.
 
2007-01-26 06:08:27 PM  
I've seen a few post in regards to donations of somesort. I for one would be willing to donate to keep it going, or is this something you guys are strictly doing for fun and aren't looking for that?
 
2007-01-26 06:10:02 PM  
2007-01-26 03:39:10 PM fishrockcarving


Couldn't figure out to work in any scantily clad hot girls, you'll have to settle for ones with their clothes on.

Dude, MUSICAL CONDOMS and you can't figure out how to work in scantily clad hot girls?

What are you..., old or something?

I could figure out how to work scantily clad hot girls into a nun's funeral without trying too hard.



are you married? lol

i can understand how the women didnt make itin, not saying thats teh reason, but i can sympathize...
 
2007-01-26 06:34:30 PM  
I'm with everyone else laughing at

Nobody can fark to country

So true....

Great episode guys :)

/cackled
//loudly
 
2007-01-26 06:48:11 PM  
Musical Condoms, so she can hear you cumming.
 
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