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(Newsday)   Oy vey! President of Israel to be charged with rape and abuse of power   (newsday.com) divider line 142
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2007-01-23 09:59:42 AM
... not Kosher
 
2007-01-23 10:03:00 AM
Wow, they're getting more and more like American leaders every day over there eh?
 
2007-01-23 10:09:37 AM
Not to mention his refusal to resign at all costs to the very last moment. This turd is the epitome of disgrace.

I hope they'll give him max sentence.
 
2007-01-23 10:22:17 AM
Yeah, but he rushed for several thousand yards against the Palestinians last year.
 
2007-01-23 10:47:28 AM
Silvara: Wow, they're getting more and more like American leaders every day over there eh?

Don't confuse the president with the prime minister. In Israel the president is a ceremonial non-political position.
 
2007-01-23 10:50:44 AM
Yes, but then again, Muslims.....
 
2007-01-23 10:56:50 AM
NikolaiFarkoff

Yeah, but he rushed for several thousand yards against the Palestinians last year.

Hilarious.
 
2007-01-23 11:24:21 AM
TappingTheVein: Not to mention his refusal to resign at all costs to the very last moment. This turd is the epitome of disgrace.

I hope they'll give him max sentence.


No, no, it's cool - he claims he's the victim of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy(TM).
 
2007-01-23 11:27:08 AM
maybe israel will quit syphoning 16 mil$ a day off us
 
2007-01-23 11:27:57 AM
God damn the Jews

for killing Jesus
 
2007-01-23 11:29:36 AM
I'd say he was fairly successful for the first bit of his play, but them greasy lebanese managed to reclaim a few yards. Although, he did score a touchdown when he bombed the Christian neighbourhood in Lebanon...
 
2007-01-23 11:30:25 AM
I'm sure he'll be able to find a good lawyer.
 
2007-01-23 11:30:29 AM
NikolaiFarkoff thread winnah
 
2007-01-23 11:30:56 AM
I can hear it from here.....teh j000s are evil!!!!
/Not that they are not evil
//Not at all...
 
2007-01-23 11:31:07 AM
Accepting bets on the time and disposition of Tatsuma's appearance in the thread...
 
2007-01-23 11:31:41 AM
Rape, arson, murder, and rape.
 
2007-01-23 11:33:31 AM
superoogie: Accepting bets on the time and disposition of Tatsuma's appearance in the thread...

And further bets on juxtaposing these charges against the treatment of women in some Muslim countries/sects.
 
2007-01-23 11:34:01 AM
What's worse than being raped by a ceremonial figurehead?

Being raped by a Jewish ceremonial figurehead.
 
2007-01-23 11:34:25 AM
Just don't ask for a receipt from the jews. You'll never get out of the store if you wait for that.
 
2007-01-23 11:34:37 AM
lilplatinum

You said rape twice.
 
2007-01-23 11:34:42 AM
Obviously he's still truamatized from the holocaust. Nice job, Nazis.
 
2007-01-23 11:35:30 AM
how long until a winger claims that bill clinton raped women?
 
2007-01-23 11:35:52 AM
img260.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-23 11:36:03 AM
worldbeater

You said rape twice.


He likes rape.
 
2007-01-23 11:36:05 AM
worldbeater

He likes rape
 
2007-01-23 11:36:23 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2007-01-23 11:36:44 AM
DAMN IT Shatner's Bassoon!
 
2007-01-23 11:37:37 AM
How can you tell you're being raped by a Jewish ceremonial figurehead?

While he's raping you, he's ordering the takeover of Palestinian land in the name of Israel.

(I think I'm going to have to work on that one. Comedy's all about timing)
 
2007-01-23 11:37:42 AM
NikolaiFarkoff well, you know what you said.

/hmmf, brilliant.
 
2007-01-23 11:37:47 AM
www.remarkabilities.com
 
2007-01-23 11:38:50 AM
"All I know is 'ball' and 'good'... and rape."

/handbanana
 
2007-01-23 11:39:43 AM
So when do the Americans charge their "decider" with raping the Constitution and abuse of power?

I guess the Israelis actually have accountability in their country....
 
2007-01-23 11:40:33 AM
gideon are you chewing gum in line? I hope you brought enough for everyone.....
 
2007-01-23 11:40:41 AM
Shatner's Bassoon:


He likes rape.

Who doesnt?
 
2007-01-23 11:40:59 AM
That's mushuggeneh!
 
2007-01-23 11:41:08 AM
Sloth_DC

YOU MADE MY DAY BY PUTTING TM!, you also ruined my keyboard via coffee spittage
 
2007-01-23 11:41:48 AM
content.answers.com

.
 
2007-01-23 11:42:39 AM
23 Enigma
So when do the Americans charge their "decider" with raping the Constitution and abuse of power?

No witnesses will come forward. The constitution was beaten pretty badly, but refuses to testify. It's kind of like the Kobe thing in Colorado.
 
2007-01-23 11:43:01 AM
Who doesnt?

JonBenét Ramsey's parents.
 
2007-01-23 11:43:19 AM
Not too much raping... Humans only!

www.inthenews.co.uk
 
2007-01-23 11:43:35 AM
Let me guess, the president is played by Gene Hackman
 
2007-01-23 11:44:13 AM
rodeofrog
No witnesses will come forward. The constitution was beaten pretty badly, but refuses to testify. It's kind of like the Kobe thing in Colorado.


Yeah, Arse raped!
 
2007-01-23 11:46:03 AM
GodsTumor
Yeah, Arse raped!

As long as you're raping, might as well get what the missus don't give, right?
 
2007-01-23 11:46:43 AM
the raping of the Palestinians?
 
2007-01-23 11:47:09 AM
But..But.. He said that he was just dancing the Hora
 
2007-01-23 11:47:30 AM
At least the Israelis hold their president accountable.
 
2007-01-23 11:49:43 AM
Mazeltov!
 
2007-01-23 11:50:19 AM
soakitincider:maybe israel will quit syphoning 16 mil$ a day off us

Let's look at this logically. There are, maybe, 50 million people in the world that support Israel. There are 300 million American taxpayers. At $16mil/day, that works out to 0.000039 cents per zionist per taxpayer per year.

So I guess I owe you 0.000039 cents for this year, buddy. Assuming you pay taxes. What's your address? I'll mail you a cheque.
 
2007-01-23 11:51:16 AM
NewHere
At least the Israelis hold their president accountable.

I know, huh? That explains why republicans will keep the white house; democrats don't have the balls to challenge anyone.
 
2007-01-23 11:52:43 AM
Ignorant McNugget

In that case, it is clear that they are due for a raise.
 
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