I just wanted to let you know we're all counting on you.

Did he have steak or fish?

/had lasagna

They need to get those motherfarkin' snakes off that motherfarkin' plane!!

/been too long since I've seen a SOAP ref.

I'm 'bout to open some farkin' windows.

/left that out, sorry

He had the fish.

I submitted this with a shorter headline.

getting it out of the way

Surely you can't be serious.

Surely you can't be serious?

lol

There's an echo in here.

Krycek: lol

Don't feel bad. Here, I'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness.

/care to make a donation?

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

Krycek: Surely you can't be serious?

I am. And don't call me Shirley.

I wonder if said pilot was a Christian? Hmmmmmmmmm (pops new)

I just wanted to let you know we're all counting on you.

snuff3r: GWB has an airport named after him? Does stuff there not work the way it should?

/international farker

Wikipedia says the airport is named after W's dad, George H.W. Bush, the 41st President of the United States.

No, the white zone is for unloading...

I submitted this with the "Airplane!" reference in the headline.

/admins don't like me
//:'-(

I love a good Airplane! thread. Just a classic movie, always funny. Thanks for not letting me down guys.

Mugato

You are dead right. Compare comedy now (HAHA OMG HE GOT HIT IN TEH BALLZ AGAIN!!) with what it used to be. We have no more greats. No Zucker brothers, no Lloyd Bridges... we have Ben Stiller.

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

There there, EMPulse_of_KC...you'll get over it. When I submitted this about 6 hours ago, my headline was, "And you thought your last airline trip was bad..."

/Oveurr?
//Unger.
///Unger?
////Dunn.

Whats your vector, Victor?

Roger, Roger!


///and dont call me Shirley

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking...

Heyyyy, you're Kareem Abdul Jabaar!

//likes movies about gladiators

submitter: Continental pilot dies mid-flight. Stale airline peanuts don't seem like such a big deal now, do they?

150 lbs of weight for over 50% of the flight? They should have dumped him to save fuel.

Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your co-pil...I mean pilot, we're having an auction for this extra parachute..."

/and no one noted they were flying out of George Bush...

Hmmmm, now that's interesting.

This is terribly sad, although with airline service as bad as it is, I can tell you how I'd have reacted:

CO-PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some terrible news. Our pilot, a wonderful friend and devoted father, has died. We'll be approximately ten minutes late pulling into the gate in order to transfer his body to an ambulance after landing.

ME: Oh, that's just PERFECT. First, I can't get a pillow, then it's $5 for the snack pack, and now this. Good job, fellas! Way to almost live through the whole flight!

Don't worry, Stryker. We'll get you down. And down safe.

Love all the Airplane! references.

/great film/classic comedy

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines...

Too bad they couldn't get that poor pilot to a hospital. I could just imagine the conversation between the co-pilot and the flight attendant, I bet the Co-pilot said something like. "Tell the passengers that we need to land right away, the Captain has to be gotten to a hospital."

Flight Attendant: "A Hospital? What is it?"

Co-pilot: "That's a big building with patients inside, but that's not important right now."

heypete: Wikipedia says the airport is named after W's dad, George H.W. Bush, the 41st President of the United States.

I like how it's grandiosely called an intercontinental airport.

There is a sale at Pennys!

Maybe he was just dead drunk. Let him sleep it off.

Joey, you like it when your puppy rubs up and down on your leg?

This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Poor guy. hopefully he liked his job so we can at least say "He died doing what he loved" instead of "He was really pissed off about having to fly to Mexico yet again." Or something..

You got a letter from headquarters this morning.

What is it?

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now...