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(   Parents of the year, Rhonikki and Epluribus, charged with killing their 1 year old daughter Zykira   ( divider line
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2007-01-19 12:45:16 PM  
Epluribus?!?!?!?! I ain't no Latin scholar but doesn't that mean "From many?" Was his mother subtly suggesting she was a whore?

- R
2007-01-19 12:48:10 PM  
Jeez, I thought those names were a joke. WTF!?!?
2007-01-19 12:48:21 PM  
Epluribus. Wow. Just Wow.
2007-01-19 12:50:53 PM  
"Out of many, one." Sounds like Epluribus' mom didn't know who the daddy was.
2007-01-19 12:53:45 PM  
Glynn County Sheriff's Office booking photos of Rhonikki Williams and Epluribus Bennett.

Which one is which?
2007-01-19 12:54:24 PM  
I looked just to make sure that you weren't making them up.

I've seen Epluribus on the Maurey show. He goes by Deshawn.
2007-01-19 12:54:43 PM  
That's a sad story, but I'm cracking up over the name "Epluribus".
2007-01-19 12:55:05 PM  
And, just for fun, here's the link to the East Alabama Medical Center's "StorkBytes".

/not subby
2007-01-19 12:55:38 PM  
Damn Swedes and their funny names.
2007-01-19 12:55:53 PM  
Epluribus, letum?
2007-01-19 01:01:44 PM  
Slim Pickens: And, just for fun, here's the link to the East Alabama Medical Center's "StorkBytes".

Holy crap, is that for real?

"Ke'Zieah Mo'Net" daughter of Laquita and Marquic, Siblings: Quintavious (5) & Ke'Nigie (1)

2007-01-19 01:03:09 PM  
Slim Pickens

Holy crap.

That's just. Wow.
2007-01-19 01:05:06 PM  
Slim Pickens: East Alabama Medical Center's "StorkBytes".

Comedy gold.
2007-01-19 01:11:00 PM  
That StorkBytes is hours and hours of entertainment.
2007-01-19 01:30:20 PM  
Jesus, talk about fodder for Star Trek. Wasn't Janivus Da'Quan the name of the bad guy in the episode where Data was captured by the rare antique collector dude?
2007-01-19 01:34:53 PM  
De'Love O'Christ, son of Donald and Shameka.



For De'Love O'Christ, indeed.
2007-01-19 01:43:12 PM  
Christoper Jr????

His mama spelled his name wrong, so he continues the trend??
2007-01-19 01:57:36 PM  
I even found a name with not one, but two hyphens! La-Dre-Roy. How soon before we start using nonstandard characters like %,*,@, and ! in names?
2007-01-19 02:00:12 PM  
Hey Submittard...

This story happened in GEORGIA. (Glynn County) Florida f'd up enough, we don't need any help from the states around us.
2007-01-19 02:32:32 PM  
I haven't read the article, but I've already got some racial suppositions in my mind.
2007-01-19 02:35:10 PM  
Annnnnnnnnnnd, I was right.
2007-01-19 02:35:17 PM  
orrinbloquy: Damn Swedes and their funny names.

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2007-01-19 02:45:04 PM  
Slim Pickens: And, just for fun, here's the link to the East Alabama Medical Center's "StorkBytes".

Freaking Amazing Awesomeness

Thanks for sharing; you just made my whole day
2007-01-19 02:45:09 PM  
If I decide to have anymore kids and I have a boy he will be named @um (adam) Thanks arniebuteft
2007-01-19 03:03:06 PM  
Queue up "Lemonjello" and "Oranjello" please.
2007-01-19 03:52:08 PM  
That EAMC link is classic! Not even 10 names in and I find Ta'Keriyah JaSha. I suddenly have a craving for a burrito from this great mexican place down the street.
2007-01-19 04:09:43 PM  
Rhonikki Williams and Epluribus Deshawn Bennett

Isn't this similar to the Helen Keller dog joke?
2007-01-19 04:20:36 PM  
There is absolutely no way this is for real. I cannot wrap my head around this.
2007-01-19 04:26:44 PM  
The worst thing about the names from EAMC is the future they're setting their kids up for.

Here are two boy's names side-by-side in the April Birth Month:

I'Zavious DaQuincy Lamarion

Eli Brantley

If I'm looking at two candidates for a job, guess which application I'm tossing in the trash, and guess which application I'm keeping.

Giving your kids stupid-ass names that are, almost always, given by stupid-ass worthless parents only sets the kids up for failure later on in life.
2007-01-19 04:34:32 PM  
Frankquavious Jatavion 5/

2007-01-19 04:36:41 PM  
Sweet! This kid was born with a title- Sir'Vaughn DeLance 8/26
2007-01-19 04:50:00 PM  
Amazingly, most of the kids born on my birthday have fairly normal names:

Siya 5/23
MacKenzie Ellison 5/23
Laci Grace 5/23
Addison Taylor 5/23
Anthony McVay 5/23

With the exception of the top name.
2007-01-19 04:50:19 PM  
Stork Bytes is very amusing.

Apparently Perry & Anna couldn't decide which of the stars of the Simple Life they liked better, so they called their daughter Paris Nicole
2007-01-19 04:52:40 PM  
Kaleb Kinte.

2007-01-19 04:53:19 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Was the floor in the police station uneven when they took the mugshots or something?
2007-01-19 04:54:04 PM  
Unum, that's awful!
2007-01-19 04:55:00 PM  
Well I came here just to rip on the names, but it looks like everybody beat me to it! Good job. Please continue!
2007-01-19 04:55:47 PM  
SchlingFo: With the exception of the top name.

That one must be up for adoption...

See ya!
2007-01-19 04:55:55 PM  
Was the floor in the police station uneven when they took the mugshots or something?

They're actually both hunchbacks.
2007-01-19 04:56:03 PM  
Are those names or herbal supplements?
2007-01-19 04:56:30 PM  
E Pluribus Unum is what it says on U.S. Currency.
2007-01-19 04:57:25 PM  
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it's almost like his parents must have thought Abraham Lincoln's name was Epluribus
2007-01-19 04:57:57 PM  
Surely you Jest smitty


Holy, crap.
2007-01-19 04:58:20 PM  
Sufear must be a hell of Michael Jackson fan naming her kid MarQuavious Jamon

hee hee
2007-01-19 04:58:33 PM  
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/Sees nothing wrong with these names.
2007-01-19 04:58:39 PM  
Slim Pickens: East Alabama Medical Center's "StorkBytes".

William Gaines 12/12

He's back!

What, me worry?
2007-01-19 04:59:12 PM  
All this talk about their names but no outrage over their crime?

Oh, right. This is Fark.

/Carry on.
2007-01-19 05:00:10 PM  
Was his mother looking at the us seal?

Hello, I would like you to meet my daughter Annuit Coeptis.

/meh, it started well...
//he could be president one day, and if he is his name is already on the letterhead...
2007-01-19 05:00:10 PM  
Epluribus Giagantus Protrudas Extendus Erectus Horriblus...

/very common name
2007-01-19 05:00:12 PM  
Well, De'Love O'Christ was born on my birthday. I don't know whether to be proud or afraid.
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