what the hell does that mean?

Science!

People in this country are still afraid of food irradiation. Who got the crazy idea that the public would go for virus batteries?

Doesn't a virus need a host organism/cell to grow in? How do they just "clone" thousands of virus particles?

Somewhere... there is a Yuri's Revenge joke waiting to strike...

So then what will the mad gynecologists create?

Nano-penii? Who would want one of those?

So in the future if I catch a cold I'll be able to shoot lightning bolts when I sneeze?

The result? A dense, virus-loaded film that serves as an anode.

A anode? An node? An anode? Ann Ode? Whatever. I just know that I'm going to get one in my eye someday...

I am confused. Do I put these nano batteries in my ipod Nano?

That headline made me snort, then chuckle.

Approves

>_>

Best article I've read in a while.

John Percival Hackworth isn't impressed.

Just what we need. Forget to charge your battery and it eats you!

Still no sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

Viruses.

Immensely satisfied by the headline.

Skynet is born?

poorjon

People in this country are still afraid of food irradiation. Who got the crazy idea that the public would go for virus batteries?

Well, some people inject botulism into their forehead, so this shouldn't be that big of a deal.

Nanoviruses?

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

/slightly disturbed by the easy number of references I've been able to make in recent days.

Funny headline but you lose style points for using dog latin.

I haven't read the article to see what this is all about, but I understand enough to know that I'm opposed to this and I have a dirty baker's dozen of lawyers standing by to fight this terror.

Any references to From a Changeling Star yet?

/better not be obscure
//wish I could shoot lasers from my fingers

hey, the viruses only work as nano-wires, but some bacteria are being used to power batteries. hmm, if those two team up, they could take over the world!

"Electrified nano-virii?"

Hm. My first thought was "why not just call it 'grey goo?'" Then I had to remind myself that it's more along the lines of molecular engineering.

She blinded me with Science! (pops)

Great headline subby

/I LOL'd.

Poisonous Lightning

Yet another Fark band name tonight.


- Smarmy Ass
- Kinetic Kill Vehicle
- Poisonous Lightning

Great, it's going to mutate and people will start catching the Taser Virus.

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: So then what will the mad gynecologists create?

The next Democratic presidential nominee?

Meteorologists:

We do it with models.

K' thats pretty farkin' cool

Wow! That's all I got to say about that.

Most dope, most.

The April Colonial Intelligence won't take kindly to this viral rival.

Baron Von Supercock
Don't forget "Romero-copter".

Writing a double "i" makes you look ignorant.

BlueBook

hahahaha...

virii = not a word. It's "Viruses".

Holy shiat! Me and one of my friends like to think of words that the plural usually ends with "s" and change it to "i" (ex.: matresses=matrii, etc.) it just so happens that "virii" is one of those words and this is the forst time I have seen it in use. Awesome. Subby, you just made my (and my friend's) Friday.

By the way, if I'm an idiot and virii is grammatically acceptable, please don't tell me. I don't want to live in a world where virii is an acceptable plural for virus. Thank you.

Electric gonorrhea, the noisy killer.

aevert: I don't want to live in a world where virii is an acceptable plural for virus. Thank you.

You don't.

And even if virus were actually Latin, the plural would be viri, not virii.