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(CNN)   Ein großer Sturm tötet 11 in Europa. Aber wir ÜBERGEBEN NICHT   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 185
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2007-01-18 02:50:54 PM
Huh?
 
2007-01-18 02:51:15 PM
Easy for you to say.
 
2007-01-18 02:51:42 PM
Does this mean we were always at war with Eurasia?
 
2007-01-18 02:52:15 PM
"A large storm kills 11 in Europe. But we HANDING over NOT"

Online translators aren't always accurate, I would guess.
 
2007-01-18 02:52:15 PM
I only know English well, but party is speltered the same in every language.
 
2007-01-18 02:52:16 PM
I submitted this with an English headline.
 
2007-01-18 02:52:26 PM
cache.jalopnik.com
 
2007-01-18 02:52:26 PM
Cue global-warming alarmists in 3, 2, 1...
 
2007-01-18 02:52:34 PM
one huge storm killed 11 in europe, but we DON'T PANIC
 
2007-01-18 02:52:42 PM
What the hell does that even mean?
 
2007-01-18 02:52:58 PM
+1 subby
 
2007-01-18 02:53:01 PM
übergeben=surrender...
 
2007-01-18 02:53:04 PM
Ja!
 
2007-01-18 02:53:17 PM
ganz schoen!!
 
2007-01-18 02:53:34 PM
Kudos submitter. Love it.

/"Proficient in German"
//really, it's on my transcript
 
2007-01-18 02:54:33 PM
We've ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.
 
2007-01-18 02:54:47 PM
Genau!
 
2007-01-18 02:54:47 PM
Ja, Graber!
 
2007-01-18 02:54:53 PM
Ordnung muss sein, baby!
 
2007-01-18 02:54:54 PM
übergeben=surrender
sich übergeben=throw up
 
2007-01-18 02:55:11 PM
English mother farker, do you speak it?

/overused
//all i got is overused
 
2007-01-18 02:55:30 PM
I love the really redundant 'highlights'

NEW: At least eleven people have been killed
• Most powerful storm for years sweeps across Europe


I kind of picked up the eleven people dead in storms from the headline '11 Dead as Storm Batters Europe.'

Also, why is the Fark frontpage playing 3 seconds of The Libertines 'Good Old Days' on constant repeat and does it have anything to do with those weird dancing booty adverts? I mean, I love the Libertines but can we make it play 'Death On The Stairs' instead?
 
2007-01-18 02:55:47 PM
tonesskin and clownpenis.fart

Thoughtcrime! We were always at war with Eastasia.

/+1 for the ref.
//England prevails.
 
2007-01-18 02:56:05 PM
übergeben=surrender

Eurasia surrendered?

Can someone explain this headline to those of us who don't know what it means?

(Really said that didn't become a cliche...blah)
 
2007-01-18 02:56:38 PM
I got hit by a hurricane and I didn't panic. Does that make me European?
 
2007-01-18 02:57:04 PM
vernonFL: What the hell does that even mean?

lol.

FARK today is a head-on commercial. I just need one more Huh? boobies to pull it off on my end.
 
2007-01-18 02:57:04 PM
I am a jelly doughnut?
 
2007-01-18 02:57:20 PM
I guess global warming is over.
 
2007-01-18 02:57:25 PM
There are other languages out there other than American???
 
2007-01-18 02:57:31 PM
Achtung! Achtung!
 
2007-01-18 02:57:36 PM
So you get greenlit when you send European news through Babelfish? That's it?

(Because the headline sure ain't German. Not even drunk German)
 
2007-01-18 02:57:44 PM
der krieg ist verloren
 
2007-01-18 02:57:54 PM
Und jetzt? Wir haben eine Sturm im deutschland und frankreich und London? Was machen sie Fark?
 
2007-01-18 02:58:00 PM
All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there
 
2007-01-18 02:58:05 PM
MMmmmmmmmm batter
 
2007-01-18 02:58:40 PM
Halt. Hammerzeit.
 
2007-01-18 02:59:09 PM
Farkland Uber Alles.
 
2007-01-18 02:59:56 PM
no one who speaks German could be an evil man
 
2007-01-18 03:00:16 PM
duh, ur right kuli, or if I may, pen, uebergeben = surrender. but shouldn't the latter part of the sentence be in the past tense?
 
2007-01-18 03:00:19 PM
Kudos submitter. Love it.

/"Proficient in German"
//really, it's on my transcript


Lucky you. I take a -2 penalty for dyslexia on language proficiency (German). However, I do pretty well with Infernal since I am a Tiefling.
 
2007-01-18 03:00:26 PM
kb7rky: I submitted this with an English headline.

I giggled. Still am.
 
2007-01-18 03:00:26 PM
France:
img.photobucket.com

Hamburg,Germany fish auction hall....now out with the fishes.
img.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-18 03:01:10 PM
A mööse bit my sister once.
 
2007-01-18 03:01:27 PM
Shouldn't it read

Ein großer Sturm tötet 11 in Europa. Aber wir GEBEN NICHT ÜBER?

Conjugate people!

/Grammar Nazi
//Ooh, can I use that term when I'm correcting German?
 
2007-01-18 03:01:44 PM
So... who wants a donut?
 
2007-01-18 03:02:38 PM
johny_ill: surrender = aufgeben. And, since it's German, it gets split in that sentence. "We don't surrender" = "Wir geben nicht auf"

Or, if my English was at the same level as Fark German, "We render not sur!"
 
2007-01-18 03:03:45 PM
halyconi lal'd
 
2007-01-18 03:04:24 PM
and i refuse to use </b>, it is against my atheism
 
2007-01-18 03:04:30 PM
img62.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-18 03:04:30 PM
HalcyonGoddess: Halt. Hammerzeit.

Now that's funny.
 
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