Home, sweet, home

/Not really

useless without pics

Mom!

During later questioning, Tripp said they had already taken another vehicle from a friend in California who owed them money, but then wrecked it...

Brooks told officers that whatever Tripp said was true and asked to read her statement.


Cops must've had a good laugh there. "Sure, son, you can read her statement first. Would you like to drive the patrol car too?"

Christ I love this state.

Waynesville again?? They get all the good news stories.

Mrs. Jablowme?

this thread needs more pics

Ni,

I'm from a nearby town...let me assure you there is no more Methed out place in the country than Waynesville, NC.

Why yes, yes it is.

Just stopped by to say Jablome. Did anyone beat me to it?

Deep down, every 32-year-old guy wishes, just for a moment, that he'll be arrested at the end of a cross-country trip involving a stolen car, with a 20-year-old who's willing to hang topless out the sunroof.

No, I think it was Mrs. Jabuzzoff. I think her husband works for Car Talk.

Can we hire a writer to come up with some new dumb cliches? This one is so old and tired it had bed sores.

It has been unseasonably warm here.

I came in here to say:

BOOBIES!

/that is all

Somacandra
You'd think someone might want their phone call for a lawyer, first---beFORE answering questions.
You'd be wrong.

This is why any time you deal with a police officer the first and last words out of your mouth should be, "I want a lawyer." And then shut the fark up. Odds are, if you say anything else, they are going to find a way to pin something on you. Anymore the cops seem to believe that anytime they question someone they need to arrest that person for something.

God I love kissing you in a stolen government vehicle, while someone films it!

/anyone see that one?
//anyone?

( . ) ( . ) We need more boobies.

Heck of a story to tell the grankids some day there, heywood.

It's 106 miles to Waynesville, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it. (with a nightstick; then get an ax --- it's a trick.)

A picture is worth a thousand words, people. Let's get moving.

Where's the farking pics of 20 year old boobs? That's what I want to know. Geezz.

This thread needs more (o)(o)

/ya rly

Both were being held in lieu of a $5,000 bond.

I somehow doubt they can't even come up with that.

"She said they got the Honda from a man at the bus station in Charlotte.

Brooks told officers that whatever Tripp said was true and asked to read her statement. When he was told he could not, Brooks said they bought the Honda for $90 from a man at the bus station in Charlotte, the report stated."

It sounds suspicious, but it sounds like he confirmed her statement without the cops giving him her testimony. It seems like more overzealous cops in the Carolinas. Duke sucks.

lipsntoes2

Where's the farking pics of 20 year old boobs? That's what I want to know. Geezz.

Haven't been on the intertubes long, have you.

PSA: If you're already doing something illegal, don't bring attention to yourself.

Flaminsky: Those wings look absolutely delicious!

Huh? Wings??

What I want to know is: Who the hell called in to report this to the police? That guy should be the one who's arrested!

carver

That makes me hungry for wings.... and milk

Today's topless woman in stolen vehicle story brought to you from Haywood County, NC

why do the recent submitters always seem to forget this word?!?!?

Go Mountaineers!

>:^(
...stupid fark.

ancient PS

I'll have the chicken breast...hold the chicken

christ, I used to live around there. SO glad I escaped. So glad my ex didnt for 10 more years. Now she's in the UK thinking she's a cultured Canton girl. rofl.

/bitter

Losers

mayordefacto:"God I love kissing you in a stolen government vehicle, while someone films it!"

"Baby, you had me at 'balls'!"

/saw it

Reminds me of several scenes from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

I'm so proud to call that my hometown. Not sure how I missed the story yesterday...