why not the obvious tag?

/if you ain't from heeya you wouldn' ave gotten it Mistah!

Ahh, the good ol' fat arse in a glass.
/pig water

Taint much to know Stapler. I do know that back in high school this stuff was the panty remover of choice in these parts, and for some of them it still is! lol

Allen's. The New Englander's white-trash tipple of choice.

Ah, memories.

Ah, yes... "The Champagne of Maine"!

orrinbloquy
Allen's. The New Englander's white-trash tipple of choice.

Hey hey hey. You leave the rest of New England outta this. I'm from Mass and I've never heard of the stuff.

I'll stick with my Narragansett headaches,thanks.

Why is this sad?

/ makes ME happy!

I would like to introduce Smits to the apostrophe some time.

Allens has been the staple of many college parties especially when they are making sombreros and other "chick drinks". When I was in college, a fifth of it was 4.50. Go figure. God help you the next morning though. Bleech.

everytime i hear maine i think of my favorite lobster roll shantee - and all mainers know what place i'm referring to.

The amazing thing isn't just that Allen's Coffee Brandy is the most popular alcoholic beverage in the state. What's truly incredible is that, of the top 10 alcoholic beverage items by sale (including different sizes of the item), Allen's is number one, three, six and nine.

But what's really incredible is that this article is just a teaser for next week's big Allen's extravaganza!

Well DUH. When I lived in Sanford, ME, I learned what coffee brandy was. Everybody drinks it. Most people in the trashier areas carry around a coffee thermos full of it.

Kevin5280: Like I give a shiat what the lead singer of the Dixie Chicks is drinking.

Bahahahahaha

man..that struck me as funny..like...really funny

/good jorb!

A Bittersweet 'Champagne of Maine'
Potent Coffee Brandy Is Top-Selling Liquor but Is Linked to Alcohol Abuse

By David A. Fahrenthold
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, January 9, 2006; A03



PORTLAND, Maine -- The dark-brown liquid that some people call "the champagne of Maine" tastes, to the uninitiated, like equal parts alcohol, sugar and coffee-pot slag. It puckers the cheeks, coats the tongue with syrupy sweetness and leaves a mouthwash feeling on the lips.

This is coffee-flavored brandy. It is one of the odder stories of American imbibing, the number-one-for-20-years-running liquor obsession of Maine.

The caffeine-infused spirit, largely unknown outside New England, is a staple at house parties, mill town bars and urban street corners here -- popular enough that a Bangor newspaperman once suggested putting it on the back of Maine's state quarter.

On the other hand: "I've thought, in more than one case, that you can put it on someone's headstone," said Erik Steele, an emergency-room physician who works at four hospitals in rural Maine.

In this state, it turns out, everything that is both fun and tragic about alcohol is embodied in the same intensely bittersweet drink.

"People are addicted to coffee brandy here," said Barbara Dacri, executive director of a Portland-based treatment center called Crossroads for Women.

Compared with those of other states, Maine's totals of chronic and binge drinkers are not terrifically high. But officials say alcohol remains this state's most readily available and widely destructive drug, cited by 59 percent of those seeking substance-abuse treatment here.

And in Maine, officials say you can't talk about alcohol for long without talking about one particular brand: At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's.

According to the state, Allen's sells 98,000 cases of its 60-proof spirit a year -- more than double the second-best-selling spirit. It has been Maine's favorite for two decades.

"We're very grateful to the consumers of Maine," said Gary Shaw, a vice president at M.S. Walker Inc., which makes Allen's by combining coffee extracts with "neutral brandy" at its plant in a Boston suburb.

At Raena's Pub in the northern city of Bangor, bartender Carrie Smith said she can easily spot the brandy drinkers.

"Bleached-blonde, teased hair. . . . They always play the 'Redneck Woman' song" on the jukebox, she said, describing the typical drinker who orders a "sombrero," or Allen's mixed with milk. Smith said she once saw a woman dump her cocktail on the head of a beer-drinking man who referred to the drink by its nickname, "fat ass in a glass."

Mainers say Allen's is sometimes favored by vagrants, who like its low price, or by teenagers, who mainly like beer but sometimes choose Allen's because it lacks the burn of other hard stuff.

But, in the world of coffee brandy drinkers, women seem to be the core customers.

One recent afternoon at a halfway house run by Crossroads for Women outside downtown Portland, all but one of nine women had a story about coffee brandy, and she wasn't from Maine.

The others in the living room talked about how they would pour it in morning coffee, hide it in a Dunkin' Donuts cup, or take it to school in a water bottle. How, in Portland's housing projects, its nickname was "gorilla milk" because it turned people into animals. How the milkshake taste of a sombrero drew them in and the coffee buzz kept them going.

"I can drink coffee brandy for 24 hours," said Amy, 38, who like the others asked that her last name not be used. "And the caffeine and the booze even each other out."

"You can down 'em," agreed Catrina, 26.

Lori, 28, said she remembered her mother drinking Allen's when she was growing up, and smiled at her own memories of the syrupy drink with a kick. "That initial warm from drinking," she said, relishing the thought. "It's like, 'Whew!' "

But soon after, another idea stopped her: "My kids, that's what they'll remember me drinking."

The story of brandy's influence is also written in the state's police logs, where the drink and in particular the Allen's brand have shown up in connection with crimes both odd and heartbreaking.

In 2003, a woman from Penobscot dug up the ashes of her boyfriend, then later explained, "I never would have done that if I hadn't been drinking Allen's," according to a report from the time. A year before, a man from Bangor had been discovered asleep in a stranger's bed wearing stolen pink underwear; he explained later that he had consumed a half-gallon of brandy.

One of the most notorious incidents involving coffee brandy occurred in 1997, when a drunken driver with a half-empty bottle in his car plowed into a car at a Maine Turnpike tollbooth. A woman and her daughter in the other car were killed.

Police say they notice the drink showing up in less newsworthy incidents all the time -- on the kitchen counter during a domestic-violence call, in the car of youths caught shoplifting liquor. Officer Ryan Reardon of Waterville, Maine, said he has encountered coffee brandy so many times that he can find it with his nose.

"Just by smell, you can tell someone's been drinking it," he said, asserting that the sickly sweet, alcoholic odor emanates from the skin.

Thomas J. Connolly, a defense lawyer in Portland, said he believes that the combination of caffeine and alcohol in coffee brandy makes it worse than other liquors: "It's like an ideal food for crime."

"It keeps you awake, it keeps you going, it keeps you sexualized," said Connolly, who said he has heard a client explain, "I was drinking Allen's, and then I was in the blackie" -- blacked out.

Many officials in Maine don't agree. To their minds, there is nothing particularly sinister about the makeup of Allen's or any other kind of coffee brandy.

The only thing these drinks are, they say, is popular.

"If it wasn't Allen's, it would be something," said Steele, the emergency-room physician, who is also chief medical officer for a regional hospital chain. "Alcohol itself is the problem."

© 2006 The Washington Post Company

anybody else read the headline as marines most popular brand?
/blackberry brandy in a flask at Soldier Field ftw

I have never tried it and I am from Maine. But you do seem to see it a lot in the grocery stores. Never thought anyone bought it though in my area. I blame it on the southern part of the state.

I imagine it's popular because it mixes well with hot coffee in a thermos during long, cold winters.

Yeah! Not just in Maine, coffee brandy is big elsewhere in New England too. I never really thought that it was a regional thing. Yeah though, that stuff is sweet, sweet poison...

It is particularly popular in Maine because, like others have pointed out, its cheap and has getsyadrunk capability. It is usually drank with milk, which keeps your stomach acids in check, and also is loaded with caffeine so you can really just keep going and going and going.
It is among my favorite alcohols, and yes, I am from Maine.

Heres an article linking Allen's with a startlingly high number of domestic violence cases:
The Deadliest Drug: Maine's addiction to alcohol

How can it be 60 proof? Isn't the highest possible proof 50, meaning the product is 100% alcohol?

Famous- Proof is 2x the alcohol content. I am pretty sure the highest proof alcohol you can buy is Everclear, clocking in at 190 proof, or 95% alcohol.

Man, I read the headlines as "...the MARINES most popular..." and was really wondering WTF was going on in the Corps. Is Iraq that bad?

Sorry Famous Blue Raincoat but it's t'other way around, 2/1 not 1/2. 200 proof is 100%. Now I understand it when they say that 5 out of 4 people just don't get fractions.

Frapaholics?

for snowblind.

everytime i hear maine i think of my favorite lobster roll shantee - and all mainers know what place i'm referring to.

You got to be an imposta' everyone from Maine knows their own favorite shantee and will loudly tell anyone that'll listen, but ya can't get two of them to agree which one it is.

sorry sn0wblind

Yeah, coffee brandy kicks ass.

Coffee Brandy + Milk (alternating swigs off each bottle) = Spreader.

Liquid Leg Spreader, that is.

Ah, yes, Allen's Coffee Brandy. My mother used to love that shiat. She'd buy it at the scary, depressing Maine State Liquor Store over at Union Station Plaza. My father was a hardcore Miller High Life man. I don't drink.

I am from Maine and have never tried the stuff. That being said, all of my friends love it. Maine has it's own way of doing things. The crappy way.

Why rail against this specific booze? Surely 40's of Steel Reserve, handles of Rubinoff, or bottles of Wold Irish Rose are worse for you, and also linked to plenty of crime and human stupidity. I live in mass, and have never even HEARD of it. Is it like Heffenreffer's* Private Stock, some ultra-regional beer.

*The whole boston/worcester punk scene as well as vagrants seem to be enamored with their malted 40.

One of the best names I've read for Allen's and milk?

Liquid Leg Spreader

Never heard of it before, but am I the only one who, after reading dr.dobro's posted article, really made me want to drink some?

Coffee brandy has a distinctive taste to it, but it's not bad. I can understand why it's the preferred drink of fatass trailerpark queens.

I've...it's...Allen's...Maines

Well, three out of four ain't bad.

Had a friend whose mother drank Allen's and skim milk. The resulting cocktail was a wholly unappetizing dirty gray color.

From the article posted by dr.dobro (which I found too and was just going to post):

"If it wasn't Allen's, it would be something," said Steele, the emergency-room physician, who is also chief medical officer for a regional hospital chain. "Alcohol itself is the problem.

This is exactly right. It's popular (and sounds gross), but if it wasn't this, it would be 40's or Carlo Rossi or something. Just like when people in fark threads say "I never drink xxxx, it's evil!" They blame a specific drink for something, when it all has the same alcohol in it...

I like Diet Ginger Ale, myself.

Fitting, indeed, that America's Newfoundland has its own version of Newfoundland Screech.