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(ABC)   FEMA deputy during Katrina now at NASA. Like NASA needed any help turning those launches into disasters   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 36
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2007-01-12 11:49:40 PM
A Heineken lover, I'm sure.
 
2007-01-13 02:48:57 AM
heh, the guy is clearly a "Rhode" scholar
 
2007-01-13 02:49:05 AM
www.mantlepies.com
 
2007-01-13 02:50:18 AM
This makes sense like paying for a 99 cent candy bar with a bill.
quack quack
 
2007-01-13 02:50:58 AM
Why does the Nextel banner at the top of the page have ghosts on it?

/got nothing
 
2007-01-13 02:53:20 AM
FTFA: Mould said Rhode is qualified for the NASA job, commenting, "he's done a lot of things."

I've done a lot of things in my lifetime too. Where do I sign up for a nice cushy gov'mint job with a BIG paycheck?
 
2007-01-13 02:53:24 AM
Maybe we can make a space station from mobile homes...it'd be a heck of a good job by a former television reporter who was an advance man for the 2000 Bush-Cheney campaign
">www.fema.gov
 
2007-01-13 02:57:18 AM
Satyagraha: Maybe we can make a space station from mobile homes...

WHAT?!? And attract the space tornadoes?
 
2007-01-13 02:57:41 AM
Disaster management professionals faulted the way the two men ran FEMA during Katrina and wondered how that qualified Rhode for NASA.

For some reason, in business, the least qualified people become management and boss around those who are qualified.

In just about every job that I've had, my supervisor knew more about the job than the manager did, but that never seemed to stop the manager from pretending like he knew what was going on (which always made him/her look like a dumbass). This is no different really. Just another fool who doesn't know what's going on who is going to fark things up for those who know what the job involves and how to do it.

/Just started a new job, already started to make friends with the supervisor and the boss.
//I'm wanting to make the boss my best friend to get ahead in this company.
 
2007-01-13 02:59:17 AM
Great. Now hell probably stop all space research because its only the "theory of gravity" and not the "fact of gravity."
 
2007-01-13 03:00:18 AM
"he's done a lot of things."

Our government at its best.
 
2007-01-13 03:01:32 AM
www.davidduke.com
 
2007-01-13 03:03:13 AM
this years headlines are really being stepped up.
 
2007-01-13 03:05:17 AM
Unknown_Poltroon:

Have you not heard of the theory of intelligent falling?

www.math.wichita.edu
 
2007-01-13 03:15:40 AM
Great Janitor: For some reason, in business, the least qualified people become management and boss around those who are qualified.


What did they do to get the management position? Is that something that would be done by a decent human being? That should answer your question. Also applies to politicians.
 
2007-01-13 03:16:20 AM
as Kevin Smith said,

"in Hollywood, you just sort of fail upwards"

the same statement can be applied to both government and business I've found.
 
2007-01-13 03:17:21 AM
anondescriptname: That should answer your question.

If you had phrased it as a question...
 
2007-01-13 03:17:46 AM
I sometimes wonder what would happen if we suddenly replaced ALL high level personnel with 22 year olds with academic degrees.

/Would things really run better?
//WH4T DU U THNK?
 
2007-01-13 03:18:58 AM
Over_Zealously_Apathetic
Our government Croneyism at its best.

Fixed that for ya.
 
2007-01-13 03:26:32 AM

What did they do to get the management position? Is that something that would be done by a decent human being? That should answer your question. Also applies to politicians.


I have had managers who:

Became manager because their brother in law worked for the corporate office and had enough authority to get him a manager level job instead of having to start out on the bottom (this was by far, the worst boss I ever had).

The buddy system. Yeah, Jack may be a better canidate, but Gary and the boss are the best of friends, so guess who's getting the job.

Sucking up. Again, Jack is the better canidate for the job, but John is the owner's nephew's cousin.

The Impressive Resume that doesn't really say much. In my company (the one where this is my last weekend), my supervisor has been with the company for years and has only dealt with this department. Her boss has been here less time than I have been here (I've been here just over a year). He got hired on because he's been in corporate businesses his whole life and has 'big ideas' for my department. The problem is that the supervisor has told him over and over again that those big ideas of his are not compatible with this department (we're an emergency response service department. Our primary job is to do the emergency response calls. The jackass with 'big ideas' doesn't quite grasp the idea of 'emergency' and thinks those should be handled just like any other call, and to turn this into a call center. He's actually told us that putting a customer who calls complaining about his caretaker on hold to handle an emergency call is bad customer service and we should put that call on hold and handle what came in first. Now you know why I found another job).

Those tend to be the ones that I've ran into, I'm sure that there are others.
 
2007-01-13 03:55:26 AM
Hopefully there are no black people in space.
 
2007-01-13 04:15:24 AM
Great Janitor: Those tend to be the ones that I've ran into, I'm sure that there are others.

I've got you beat. I worked in a FEMA call center during Katrina.

And no matter what you think, it was worse than anyone on the outside can realize.
 
2007-01-13 04:18:08 AM

I've got you beat. I worked in a FEMA call center during Katrina.

And no matter what you think, it was worse than anyone on the outside can realize.



I'm sure you have an interesting story or two to share about that. If you can tell the story, I would be interesting in hearing about it.
 
2007-01-13 04:25:50 AM
Great Janitor

I work for the government, and I've noticed an annoying tendency to boot people upstairs that can't do anything but supervise. Although this sucks, I have realized that this keeps the skille dpeople in their profession. Maybe it's all for something.
 
2007-01-13 05:30:36 AM
mcreadyblue: Because we all know how wealthy the people in New Orleans became after Katrina hit.
 
2007-01-13 05:31:54 AM
natetimm: I work for the government,

Are you getting a kick out of most of these replies?

/sorry, had to
 
2007-01-13 06:22:49 AM
2007-01-13 02:57:18 AM Driver

Satyagraha: Maybe we can make a space station from mobile homes...

WHAT?!? And attract the space tornadoes?


Thats the funniest Fark comment Ive read all day.
 
2007-01-13 08:06:10 AM
Damn, bush's ability to make things worse for all mankind continues.
 
2007-01-13 08:42:37 AM
People who cherry-pick data to support their beloved idea that Katrina victims are bent on making an easy living off the system are some miserable, scary and generally worthless turds who wouldn't last a day in a disaster area.
 
2007-01-13 09:09:34 AM
Great Janitor: Sucking up. Again, Jack is the better canidate for the job, but John is the owner's nephew's cousin.

Doesn't that (possibly) make John the owner's son?
 
2007-01-13 10:15:46 AM
Welcome to the Bush Administration. Where failure will get you a promotion.
Of course, the precedent was set when a failure of a businessman was promoted to president.
 
2007-01-13 10:32:14 AM
That's my problem, I haven't failed often enough, costing the company and/or the taxpayer billions.

/If this was 40 years ago anyone involved in that fiasco would have been hung from a yard arm
 
2007-01-13 10:33:15 AM
Unright

Great Janitor: Sucking up. Again, Jack is the better canidate for the job, but John is the owner's nephew's cousin.

Doesn't that (possibly) make John the owner's son?


You are thinking of the DuPonts or the Pitcairns.
 
2007-01-13 02:02:40 PM
If this guy had to work at a gas station somebody would say it was too good for him....if he gets fired from this job have at him....'till then let him do the best he can
 
2007-01-13 02:25:45 PM
"The hiring of Rhode, a former television reporter who was an advance man for the 2000 Bush-Cheney campaign, was made by the White House and Griffin together, Mould said."

WHAT THE HELL can a a TV reporter contribute to NASA's work besides maybe spinning the news on the disasters made by NASA.
 
2007-01-13 03:42:47 PM
Phillip Perry, the son-in-law of Vice President Cheney, is a registered lobbyist for Lockheed/Martin. Lockheed/Martin was just awarded the contract for the next manned spacecraft, over competitors who have much more expertize on this than they do. Cheney was the government official who had previously decided to keep the old flawed shuttle in service, despite calls from NASA scientists for a new one. This ended in the death of the crew of the space shuttle Columbia.

When you get crooked, lying bastards like Cheney making decisions on the space program, you get results like this.
Once Cheney releases his chokehold on the civil service government infrastructure, there should be a task force appointed to look into all the things that he has done.

It's not just the space program. It's Iraq, the center for disease control, FEMA, the treasury department, immigration and naturalization and countless others. You could not have invented a character like Cheney to destroy America any faster than he is doing. He clearly is what the oath of office of American politicans warns against "all enemies, forgien OR DOMESTIC".
 
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