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(MSNBC)   India demands apology for video depicting Gandhi pole dancing. No word on how many rupees it would take to get the Mahatma back into the VIP room   ( ) divider line
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2007-01-12 11:50:35 AM  
Let's just say you'd have to kill a whole lot of Moblins.
2007-01-12 12:07:25 PM  
I apologize for them.

Now, what's next on the agenda?
2007-01-12 12:08:23 PM  
Who cares what they demand? What, are they going to do nothing about it?
2007-01-12 12:08:30 PM  
whats the point? its not really all that funny. stick to snake charming.
2007-01-12 12:08:35 PM  
Jesus Christ Donkey Show Superstar
2007-01-12 12:09:05 PM  
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
2007-01-12 12:09:08 PM  
I'm sorry, India.
2007-01-12 12:09:11 PM  
Well, you could start mowing the lawn with the Master Sword.
2007-01-12 12:09:46 PM  
did someone one say roofies? everyone loves roofies.
2007-01-12 12:12:21 PM  
So is there mass rioting? Are they smashing up KFCs and McDonald's?
2007-01-12 12:12:29 PM
2007-01-12 12:12:35 PM  
elchip long setup, but the punchline is worth it. I LOL'd.
2007-01-12 12:12:49 PM  
Elchip, how long have you been waiting for the opportunity to give us that joke?
2007-01-12 12:14:44 PM  
Gandhi was a sick little fark.
2007-01-12 12:14:49 PM  
What about depicting Gandhi as a crime-fighting tough-guy?
"Don't move, slimeball!"
2007-01-12 12:14:52 PM  
by the thousand arms of Vishnu, your vagina is quite glittery this night!!
2007-01-12 12:15:21 PM  
chanceman: Elchip, how long have you been waiting for the opportunity to give us that joke?

It's an old one, so probably a while.
2007-01-12 12:15:25 PM  
chanceman: Elchip, how long have you been waiting for the opportunity to give us that joke?

I'm lucky, I only heard the joke last night.
2007-01-12 12:15:49 PM  
So, how much for him to cover his bald head in oil and rub it all over your body?
2007-01-12 12:15:50 PM  
What, as if people are going to think it's the Real Ghandi.

"Hey Ghandi-Ji, for realism shouldn't that be an old bolt action English rifle?"
(Ka-pow!) "There's your realism, biatch!"

As if.

Just to show we are reasonable as our Muslim neighbours we are burning you in effigy, OK? Thank you and come again!
2007-01-12 12:16:18 PM  
There is no enlightenment in the Champagne Room. Oh, yes please to be believing me that there is Champagne in the Champange room, but you not desire champagne, you desire enlightenment ; and there is NO enlightenment in the Champagne room.
2007-01-12 12:16:39 PM  
I stand corrected.
2007-01-12 12:17:27 PM  
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, BRING ON THE PICS OF HOT INDIAN WOMEN!!!!!1!ONES!!1!!!
2007-01-12 12:17:49 PM  
Suck it, Dell.
2007-01-12 12:18:10 PM  
How do you dress like Ghandi? He wore a robe. Did he have a Kengol on in some pictures I never saw?
2007-01-12 12:18:58 PM  
Too bad it wasn't Indira Gandhi.

Oh Calcutta!
2007-01-12 12:19:52 PM  
elchip: This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

So do you save that for every Ghandi thread?
2007-01-12 12:21:22 PM  
Pope Schizoid XIV: Now that we've gotten that out of the way, BRING ON THE PICS OF HOT INDIAN WOMEN!!!!!1!ONES!!1!!!

/My favorite
2007-01-12 12:25:33 PM  
Donald McRonald "Don't move, slimeball!"

No more Mr. Passive Resistance!
2007-01-12 12:26:04 PM  
aishrawaya rai is hot someone put that chick up
2007-01-12 12:26:53 PM  
2007-01-12 12:27:42 PM  
There's an Indian Conan O'Brien??
2007-01-12 12:30:31 PM  
better that would be pole dancing than pole smoking, no?
2007-01-12 12:35:04 PM

/here's the video... enjoy all!
2007-01-12 12:40:11 PM  
elchip: /My favorite

I'll be in my bunk
2007-01-12 12:42:40 PM  
I heartily agree...
2007-01-12 12:45:56 PM  
Is it just me or does that sound exactly like Weird Al's "UHF" Ghandi II bit?

Don't remember the pole dancing, but I do recall the scantily clad women and ak47... (or was it an uzi?)
2007-01-12 12:51:48 PM  
gotta love gandhi II lol, link to video below

People are so fragile and weak they take ideas and parodies for truths and feel harmed by them.. poor weak people. Grow! quit crying! laugh!
2007-01-12 12:59:44 PM  
But how do they explain the porn reels Ghandi did back in the late 1920's, credited as "Sabu, the Elephant Boy"? There was some suggestion that his first "guest appearance" was at the notorious Fatty Arbuckle party in 1921, which resulted in his hasty departure to Cuba, where he worked in live sex shows for some years.

Then there were the threesomes with Hitler and Eva Braun...
2007-01-12 01:00:31 PM  
No matter what he tells you, there's no enlightenment in the champagne room.
2007-01-12 01:03:32 PM  
Useless without the video...
2007-01-12 01:08:24 PM  
there is no sex in the tandoori room
2007-01-12 01:09:46 PM  
Donald McRonald "Don't move, slimeball!"

"Gimme a steak, medium rare."
2007-01-12 01:13:34 PM
2007-01-12 01:21:16 PM  
Okay, after seeing the video, I think it is amusing, but that comic might think about hiring a few bodyguards.
2007-01-12 01:26:22 PM  

You win! game over!
2007-01-12 01:36:43 PM  
The comments about the video are 1000x funnier than the video itself....
2007-01-12 01:39:51 PM  

left off about half of the setup
2007-01-12 01:42:03 PM  
The funny thing about all this is, Gandhi had a clever wit and he probably would have found it amusing.
2007-01-12 01:49:07 PM  
Can a raja get a table dance?
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