So Alton Brown was wrong about it being a single tasker ?

Way to put him out.

Probably some drunk.

I don't think that makes the homeowner a "hero."

Silly homeowner... bringing an extinguisher to a gunfight. You got to use the right tool for the right job. Home invasion calls for a street sweeper.

Intruder charges homeowner with assault, sues for punitive damages

/sigh
=Smidge=

Useless without video.

That story's HOT!
Smackdown awards - this guy would like to thank "my producers, my loving and patient wife, my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ."

i think the jesus thread is dead. just like your souls. hahahahahahahahahaha

OlafTheBent



"Shutup!"

This story warms my heart.

Who breaks in with a fire extinguisher? I would bring a gun, or at least a knife.

When fire extinguishers are outlawed....

How long before the libtards want to ban fire extinguishers?

Maybe the intruder was a flamer.

Hrmm. So "Bully" *is* an educational game after all.

Maybe he thought the house was on fire.

/DRTFA

The homeowner woke up around 1:30 a.m. when he heard a man banging on the kitchen door and fumbling with the doorknob while trying to get in, police said. When the homeowner opened the door to see who was there, the man barged in.

The homeowner, fearing for the safety of his wife and children upstairs,

Why would you open the door for someone trying to break into your house? The homeowner deserves the dumbass tag.

That'll show those precambrian lifeforms.

IT IS OFFICIAL: JAN 12th is "DUMBASS CRIMINAL" Day!

Homeowner maybe should have waited for the guy to actually make it all the way in, unless he wanted to make sure the scumbag was identifiable and then caught. Really hard to say what his motivation was for opening the door. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

Nevertheless, I cringe at the prospect of the criminal suing.

/Good show, though. Glad it worked out for the homeowner.

Wait a minute. The guy was just fumbling at the door and banging some. He then "barged in" after the homeowner opened the door to let him in. This is reason to assault the person with a heavy object? Maybe the person was mentally ill or looking for help. There is no indication the homeowner even talked to the person at his door.

The homeowner should be charged with assault and his children remanded to the care of the government until a full investigation can be done. There is no doubt he is violent without suitable cause and his wife and children are most likely victims of abuse.

Was the intruder Richard Simmons?

Most EXCELLENT trolling attempt, PeopleFirst!

PeopleFirst

Wait a minute. The guy was just fumbling at the door and banging some. He then "barged in" after the homeowner opened the door to let him in. This is reason to assault the person with a heavy object? Maybe the person was mentally ill or looking for help. There is no indication the homeowner even talked to the person at his door.

The homeowner should be charged with assault and his children remanded to the care of the government until a full investigation can be done. There is no doubt he is violent without suitable cause and his wife and children are most likely victims of abuse.


You suck at trolling, you stole this troll from the comments section of the other article about a homeowner beating the snot out of some asshat who was busted burgling his house.

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theaton: How long before the libtards want to ban fire extinguishers?

2/10 Poorly done.

You're a hero if you do this for someone else for no personal gain. Saving your own property just keeps you from being a loser.

Argos Pasiphae

didn't know anyone else had seen that one...

That's what I came in here for AJatHP,

Wonder how much time he does for defending his family, home & property... Your house am belong to State, Comrade.

He should have sprayed him in the face..
You can freeze a person's lungs doing that. and they need those lungs not frozen, to you know, live.

Cool! Something to add to my mental contingency plan.
1: spritz
2: wham!
Repeat 2 until suspect stops moving.

What was an elephant doing in your pajamas?

Argos is that that Irreversible? That's the first thing I thought of.

Is this proof that you don't need a gun to defend your property?

Did you hear what happened when Saint Peter went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the shiat out of him.

/I just felt like saying that

PeopleFirst
The homeowner should be charged with assault and his children remanded to the care of the government until a full investigation can be done. There is no doubt he is violent without suitable cause and his wife and children are most likely victims of abuse.
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This is the exact reason this society is stuck on sue,sue, sue, see people like you need to grow a brain. Lets say it happened just like TFA said, and, and, and,,,it was your family.(invite him in,for cup of joe?) Hell yes I would have done the same thing,except i would have had my Glock in hand first.