"CBS - Christian Activists Blast O'Brien Sketch?" Shouldn't it be NBC?

/that song was pretty funny

Jesus I want you to touch me,
But not in that way.

Or something. Good skit either way.

Why do we give a fukk what the Christians think again?

There really isn't enough gay Jesus porn.

Last One Left: Shouldn't it be NBC?

I think CBS was in there because of "Two and a Half Men".

These people seriously need to have a steak and a BJ and lighten the fark up.

you are all going to burn in hell.

/seriously. hope you like it hot

Cause God can't take of this things by himself.

So they have no problem with the "You Can Drink An Ugly Girl Pretty, But You Can't Drink A Fat Girl Thin" song, then?

People still watch Conan? He could be replaced by a perl script for all the humor he generates.

are christian churches and christian lands getting bombed on a daily basis? no? then I think we can all lighten up a little.

I want to get down on my knees and start praising Jesus

I thought it was "...pleasing Jesus."

you are all going to burn in hell.

At least we won't have to spend eternity with the likes of you.

Conan sure is acting like a barbarian.

It was a silly song, wasn't even one of the better ones.

Take a joke, dudes...

/southern baptist

rodzilla_17

None Like it Hot!

Look, Christians, Jesus wanted me to tell you that he likes you, he just doesnt LIKE you like you, you know?

isn't any different from muslims being upset over cartoons of Teh Prophet.

/except, you know, without the kidnapping and beheading

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I like it pretty warm, but dry. Do you think Hell is humid? I hope not.

If hell is about 70°-85° and about 40% humidity, then that would be pretty good. Likewise, if heaven is at about those conditions, that would be nice, too.

Do you suppose I could get a pina colada in hell? Hmm...

body of christ
o lord almighty, i wish i could call it my own

EVERYBODY

Besides, I have it on good authority that Jesus was well hung.

/rimshot
//but not *that* rimshot

I nominate this one already for the best headline of 2007 contest.

So... these offended Christians are suggesting the country singer actually does (or should) love Jesus... that way? Doesn't that mean they're promoting teh Ghey Agenda[tm]! (Oh noes!)

/Only glanced at TFA.

Anyone else out there own the Onion's "Not for Broadcast" CD? It's got a great skit called "Holy Hunk" on it that would probably make these folks' heads explode with the sheer force of its blasphemy.

If God is creator of all, didn't he have a hand in writing that skit? I saw it and thought it was super funny. It was a commentary on homophobes, not God or Jesus. Pull your heads out of your arses, religious right!

Don't see anything wrong with a peaceful boycott of a group or groups that constantly attack and attempt to humiliate you for your beliefs. Having said that, I don't plan to boycott FARK which does the same thing. After all, it's not news....

From TFA
Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower

//GOLD!!!

Can anyone link a video of the skit?

So why aren't their any Christian organizations willing to start a Jihad against infidels of the Christian faith? Then 600,000 of us can gather in all cities and shout kill the devil O'Brien and act like we're the civil ones.

IndyGemini

Sylvia Browne says she knows what it is like in Heaven. In her book Life On The Other Side, she says the temperature is a constant 78 degrees F (25.6 C), that there are no insects (unless one wants there to be), that pets go to Heaven, and that one can build one's house wherever one wants it to be unless it obscures the view of a river or some trees, in which case one needs permission.

From Slyvia's lovely wiki :)

So it's ok for everyone else EXCEPT Christians to complain when someone attacks their faith, race, gender, etc.

/yes, I'm a vertically challenged, female, gay, black, muslim man
//yes....female...and muslim man...you figure it out...

Dear Mr. LDI President, Douglas R. Scott, Jrs. of the world:

My burning question is this.

How come it ain't so patently obvious to you all, that but for the finkle finker of fate, you all could well be singin' out of a different hymn book? Huh?

haha country music sucks

Like every one of them wouldn't go gay for Jesus, if he asked.

Why does Conan hate America?

Can he make himself so attractive that a straight man can't resist?

ever wonder what WOULD happen if Jesus came back, and said something like "You all have it wrong, except the Amish. The Amish are the only ones going to heaven. And serisouly people, I don't CARE that some late night guy made a joke. Relax"

Christins would be pissed

/or not. whatever

IndyGemini: Do you suppose I could get a pina colada in hell? Hmm...

If not, who the hell wants to go?

not unless colada means "in-the-a$$"...

Ah, christian outrage. These people are worse than any hippies protest group with their endless crying.

Who was the Beloved Disciple in John and the naked young man who ran out when Yeshua was arrested in Mark 14?

Were they the same person? If so, in what way was that person "beloved?"

Does the fact that the young man was almost naked and around Yeshua when he was arrested in any way explain that question?