those biatches are so batshiat crazy it has totally overcome my attraction to them.

/dated one
//didnt have pointy knees
///was batshiat crazy

The headline = "meh" because I thought of the Goths before getting to the word "attack"; not bragging, just saying. Still better than some of mine.

"Many fell under the influence of al-Qaeda after being widowed in recent conflicts."


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I'd much rather date a militant muslim girl than a goth chick any day. Goth girls are just too damn insecure and overcompensate by trying too hard to be outwardly crazy.

Why are insecure chicks bad, Cool Hand Luke?

Really now. This is Fark.

Does there honestly need to be any more to the discussion than TTIUWP?

Cool Hand Luke: I'd much rather date a militant muslim girl than a goth chick any day. Goth girls are just too damn insecure and overcompensate by trying too hard to be outwardly crazy.


better than emos
</wrists>

"Many fell under the influence of al-Qaeda after being widowed in recent conflicts."

/Sad

/raises hand to join the "she was a freak in the sack but the crazy was just too farking much" club

Nice headline submitter!

Bobbette,
I can see it. Beggar ="Art student/aspiring model" and teacher = "sexy librarian." Burkas... maybe a weird new trend in cosplay? Uh...

/ Stop it I am getting a chubby

Lehk:
</wrists>
-----------
Touché

Poppy link blocked by proxy.
Pics pls.

That headline gave me a chubby.

this thread needs more pictures of hot chicks

I haet SG.

/sage

Burka Burka Jihad

Aren't their men brave enough to put on Burkas and attack?

I didn't get the headline at first, so that burka lady picture was about the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I expected to see. booo burkas... hurray hot goth chicks.

/is a girl
//is NOT gay
///still thinks Suicide Girls are hot
/but prolly batshiat crazy...

You see, this is why women should be naked at all times, we need to know if they're carrying bombs.

/oh wait, I just remembered that that would be bad
//Eye bleach sales would triple

They send us theirs...we should send them ours.


Suicide Girls - NSFW

Bet we scare them more.

Lehk: better than emos

The idea of emos procreating is downright terrifying...

Well, it certainly helps with the "demonization of the enemy" which is essential to maintain support for a conflict.

My solution? Bomb the SOBs with plastic bags full of rendered pork fat...

Ha Ha, Ahmed. No virgins 4 U!

I wouldn't mind being 'attacked' by Edea...

/yes, I've had a psycho goth GF
//but lonely enough right now to sacrifice sanity for great sex
/kinda missing Kat lately

Day_Old_Dutchie

Does that really work? I mean if someone else flings bits of pig at you surely that can't make you as unclean as someone who eats bacon?

Oh, wait, I see my problem, I'm trying to apply logic to a religion.

Man, a lot of the suicide girls are downright homely, like the chick with pink hair and the marylin manson tatoo right between her boobies and her eyebrows shaved. She looks like manson on the cover of mechanical animals, who the hell thought THAT was sexy?

I honestly dont see how SG has survived this long with around a 40/100 sexy girl to trogladite ratio.

atomicmask: I honestly dont see how SG has survived this long with around a 40/100 sexy girl to trogladite ratio.

There's no accounting for taste.

After all, fat chicks procreate. Trailer trash procreates. Why should insecure goth internet sluts be any different?

darklordseth

Well that is true, I just noticed a trend among the facial expressions of many of the girls, its that same wide eyed insanity that the leader of the heavens gate cult had in the video he released. What is it about the crazy that gives them massive wide eyed expressions?

darklordseth

atomicmask: I honestly dont see how SG has survived this long with around a 40/100 sexy girl to trogladite ratio.

There's no accounting for taste.

After all, fat chicks procreate. Trailer trash procreates. Why should insecure goth internet sluts be any different?


A wise man once said this to me:

"It's all pink on the inside".

Actually, it was a homeless drunk guy in Honolulu, but the saying is true nonetheless.

atomicmask: Well that is true, I just noticed a trend among the facial expressions of many of the girls, its that same wide eyed insanity that the leader of the heavens gate cult had in the video he released. What is it about the crazy that gives them massive wide eyed expressions?

Crack cocaine?

dittybopper: Actually, it was a homeless drunk guy in Honolulu, but the saying is true nonetheless.

I don't care if 'dem goth girls got themselves some of the nicest pink meat in human history, I still wouldn't hit most of them with another guy's dick.

GingerGirl: They send us theirs...we should send them ours.


"Senator Tim Johnson refuses to die, how selfish."
Is it wrong I went strait to the politics part of the site =S

Meh. Girls is girls. The only goth chick I ever went with was pretty hot and only 1 real drawback.

/pet tarantula
//spiders/bugs don't really freak me out as such, but big farking hairy spiders that're utterly stealthy and can crawl up a shirtsleeve clean up to your neck before you even notice 'em are another matter

Mugato: That's what I'm talking about.

Do Not Want.

C'mon, I know there's better out there...

An MoD spokesman said last night UK troops were "the best in the world at spotting new and emerging threats"

"Hello command? I'd like to report a new or emerging threat please. Well, it looks like one of the ghosts from pacman, only all in black, with explosives strapped to them. Yeah, exploding Emo-Blinky. OK thanks bye."

for both parties in question... the suicide girls and the suicidal girls. get over yourself attention whore. that pot pie in the freezer aint gonna cook itself.

On the subject of the SG's, I don't much go for the pierced/tattoo look. Also, their attention whoring is a turn off as well. All that said, I'm very much a nerd and sadly I'd hit just about anything.

/no fat chicks

G-This 'H'

Except for the superior 'I think I am so G-ddamn awesome it hurts' arrogance in the facial expression, very nice.

why did our guy have to be the hippie?

Yeah, exploding Emo-Blinky.

Coffee... in nose... damn, that's a good one.

Just need to say I used to date a suicide girl... She was pretty cool, alittle crazy though. To bad, cause some of those piercings were awesome....

/If you know what I'm sayin
//Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
///I'll say no more

That's one way to get rid of your nagging wife.

Gurlugon: I haet SG.

/sage

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