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mryoop789		2007-01-10 05:48:05 PM

Cauliflower is nasty.

Rev.K		2007-01-10 05:55:13 PM

I eat everything on that list, but I compensate by drinking vast quantities of beer and Crown Royal.

So what the hell does that mean?

SpinStopper		2007-01-10 06:27:13 PM

I don't see beer or pizza on that list. Pffft ;)

Persepolis		2007-01-10 06:36:20 PM

if 1-15 aren't different cuts of steak, this list can shove it.

paulandorder		2007-01-10 06:49:02 PM

honey has an extremely high glycemic index. it's better than refined sugar because it has some nutritional value, but it's no health food.

Canadian Canuck		2007-01-10 07:06:11 PM

And yet, I don't eat a single one of them.

Okay Tomato sauce on pasta..

Sinto		2007-01-10 07:07:40 PM

How come the livers of my mortal enemies aren't on the list?

jay_vee		2007-01-10 07:13:33 PM

There's a fair bit of pseudoscience in the article, I see. They ought to mention that a lot of these are sources of fibre, which people generally don't get enough of, and stop picking on things (eg. vitamin E, potassium), that most people do get enough of.

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color		2007-01-10 07:13:54 PM

Not a single food on that list contains a saiginifant amount of protien. I guess that's not important. What kind of stupid hippy made up this list anyway?

Alyna_jf		2007-01-10 07:52:48 PM

Rev.K

LOL! you and I have alot in common.

eddie van heinous		2007-01-10 08:10:35 PM

I knew my evening dirty vodka martini with 3 olives was healthy.

UberDave		2007-01-10 08:39:25 PM

I didn't see "Love Taco" and "Bearded Clam" anywhere on that list...

dumpstergirl		2007-01-10 08:59:33 PM

I think he forgot something
www.oznet.ksu.edu

RocketRod		2007-01-10 09:04:39 PM

If it's not on the Del Taco menu, I'm out of here!

i_hate_milk		2007-01-10 09:34:20 PM

No kimchi? What a load of shiat!

CheddarPants		2007-01-10 09:58:28 PM

Juice, toast, milk, & Trix.

Regnad Kcin		2007-01-10 10:07:10 PM

Andy Capp's Hot Fries strangely absent from the list. Further research needed.

BalugaJoe		2007-01-10 10:26:06 PM

Disability Insurance?

Shadow Blasko		2007-01-10 10:28:38 PM

So what they are saying here is that I need to switch diets with my guinea pigs?

/Suprised almonds were not on that list

maq0r		2007-01-10 10:29:00 PM

Coffee?

hoju2		2007-01-10 10:29:20 PM

hexane		2007-01-10 10:29:57 PM

BACON?

cb240		2007-01-10 10:30:27 PM

Barf?

Foaming		2007-01-10 10:30:34 PM

That's not food. That's what food eats.

krazydiamond		2007-01-10 10:30:56 PM

Can't I get all of those things from a multi vitamin and continue eating tacos every night?

dwalder		2007-01-10 10:31:14 PM

Where's my Oatmeal, biatch!?

p0wl		2007-01-10 10:31:23 PM

Pizza?

LukeA		2007-01-10 10:32:24 PM

That's not food. That's what food eats.

I lol'd.

Greta_VanHouten		2007-01-10 10:32:45 PM

I've been getting along in life quite well without flaxseed and yams, thank you very much.

Seraphim84		2007-01-10 10:33:00 PM

Ha! Doctor said I can't eat half of that stuff!

I got an itis
/No, not THE itis

Dellirium		2007-01-10 10:33:34 PM

I GROW most of that stuff, including the honey,
but I gots to go wit the Rev. K,
Beer and whisky FTW!

uofwi92		2007-01-10 10:33:36 PM

"Hookers drenched in chocolate" strangely absent from the list...

davynelson		2007-01-10 10:33:49 PM

I'm good on at least half of those.

and BTW cauliflower is not nasty
it hardly tastes like anything.

You may have a texture issue, in which case try it fresh
with a dip.

Mmmm. Fooooood.

Torc		2007-01-10 10:34:50 PM

I have given up all these items, and in fact, I'm trying to cut out all natural foods. I figure that if I can go entirely artificial then there will be nothing in me that can die.

The Invisible Sky Wizard		2007-01-10 10:35:04 PM

That list needs more bacon.

dkny		2007-01-10 10:35:39 PM

Try roasting the cauliflower if you're not too keen on it's flavour.

Also, try making a cauliflower soup. And, yes, bacon was missing from the list.

craigzy		2007-01-10 10:35:39 PM

gatorade, tacos, beer.

repeat.

Klyde		2007-01-10 10:37:25 PM

The dumbasses missed beer

chickyraptor		2007-01-10 10:37:41 PM

Plums - it's hard to get good-tasting ones even in season.
Prunes - no thanks.
Cauliflower - flavorless.
Olives - yuck. (Olive oil is good, though).
Flax seed - I'll see if my parrot has any.
Strawberries - see "Plums" above.

Bullseye_blam		2007-01-10 10:38:20 PM

too much sugar in this list.

/and where the heck is the spinach?

Torc		2007-01-10 10:38:21 PM

Also consider this: butter has a relatively long shelf life. Heavy cream is next, half and half, whole, 2%, 1%, and then skim milk expires the fastest of those. Given that, isn't the best way to ensure you don't expire quickly to increase the amount of fat you contain?

Klyde		2007-01-10 10:38:39 PM

and bushmills

aenimation		2007-01-10 10:38:49 PM

beef jerky

Coronach		2007-01-10 10:38:52 PM

What about the ramen noodles?

/BTW da ramen god died the other day.
//been out of town working- no fark- didn't see if it was posted
///profit

dadio86		2007-01-10 10:39:16 PM

pez. cherry pez.

The Invisible Sky Wizard		2007-01-10 10:39:30 PM

craigzy:
gatorade, tacos, beer.

repeat.

Gatorade is great for replenishing the electrolytes lost from shiatting out the tacos and puking up the beer on your arresting officer.

Not that I know about that first hand. Really.

Beatmeater		2007-01-10 10:39:41 PM

Methinks that if you were to eat all 15 of those foods, each and every day, your arse-cheeks would quickly become commom-law partners with your toilet...